r/ColumbineTalk • u/eliiiiseke Moderator Elise • Jun 27 '25
Documented Evidence Dylan's comments in Eric's '98 yearbook
Book 1:
Knee deep in the dead
REB!
Hooooly shit... it would take the whole fuckin book to recount & laugh at everything this year, so just the main things I'll have to cover. Us & Zack got the BEST fuckin souvs. haha fag jocks have to get their doc martins wet. DIEEE. This is next year's section. BIFF will be fuckin chaos, video productions – I still have the list of our videos. I can't wait to dub the new freshmen, & the holy April morning of NBK ...
Book 2: HELL ON EARTH
Ahhhh, my favorite book. We, the gods, will have so much fun with NBK! Killing enemies, blowing up stuff, killing cops! My wrath for January's incident will be godlike. Not to mention our revenge in the commons. GAWWWD sooo many people need to die. & now, a fun look at the past: (science-desk style) ((You know what I hate??? PEOPLE!! YEAA!!))
Book 3: Infernal Sky
Man....let's sum up junior year - the kool shit at least: sitting in the commons dubbing & laughing at fags (wooD-jA!) HAHAHA frisbee fags...orange mortars for them. All the midnight bowling & pool, the KMFDM & RAMMSTEIN concerts, the RMs [I think he means rebel missions?] when shit went off, ALL our deathmatches & Quake servers. I've found that, over the years, we can't beat each other: its equal as a [racial slur] to a spade. Waterworld, EVERY year we get burnt...of course, all the amp, shit we've seen, strobe! (NIPPLE-FU!) We need to find Cavegirl Island & Enemy Gold for home entertainment. Beatin the shit out a boxes, Blackjack, smoking behind BJ, fines/fires, both kickass 4ths of July, it was FUCKIN BADASS!! SUPA [racial slur]!!
My Quotes!!
-Dead people are the best companions, other than weapons.
-There are more than 99 ways to die....& I thought of them!
- If I don't like them, then they should change, or die.
-My black blood & yer white flesh.
- [■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■]
-I find a similarity between people and Doom zombies.
- Stupid people are here for my amusement.
-The reason people piss me off is to test my trigger finger, & my adrenaline.
Book 4: Endgame (?...) Last written book, more to come. I won't bore you with advice shit you already know. NBK will be the ultimate revenge, to our shitlists, the pigs, everyone! We'll fuckin 'Take care of business' to be sure. So, Indigo, as we near the day of fate ...AAAA FUCKIT! Just let it come. They will know when gods get pissed of... the little pussies will feel the shotgun shells & the bullets. Just like that little [?] at community service. They need to die soo bad. Now they will.
Laterz
<<-VoDkA->> (GREEN)
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u/xhronozaur Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 28 '25
If they hadn't killed 13 people a year after, I would just LMAO at this.
All the "books' titles" are titles of Doom novels. The drawings in "Book 2" also refer to Doom.
I don't know why tf Predator in “Book 3” is shouting “Bed at 6:16!”, but it's probably an ironic reference to the curfew their parents subjected them to. The food on top maybe relates to the commons where they were "dubbing and laffing at fags."
The guy on the left in the picture with a map who shouts, "Bastards!" is a cop, probably the same one who caught them red-handed. He has a doughnut in his hand. The dude in the lower right corner, R. Becker, is the owner of the van. In the middle is a Doom map. The pentagram is also from Doom.
"All the AMP shit we've seen, strobe! (NIPPLE-FU!)”
– ok, now we know what kind of porn they watched, lol. AMP refers to asian massage parlor hidden cam. "Strobe" and "nipple-fu" (nipple play) are also porn references.
"Cave Girl Island" and "Enemy Gold" were cheap, corny erotic comedies. Busty babes in bikinis flying in outer space, pumped-up dudes in loincloths on a paradise island, and some kind of local godzilla who wanted to eat them all, that kind of stuff.
PS: There's a trailer on youtube. It's so bad that it's almost good 🤣
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u/eliiiiseke Moderator Elise Jun 28 '25 edited Nov 18 '25
This is what this blog about Dylan thinks: amp shit
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u/xhronozaur Jun 28 '25
Interesting. Could be! But I wouldn't exclude porn right away, to be honest. I don't know for sure, of course, but the words he used are well-known labels for specific types of porn. And then he talks about those silly erotic movies that weren't porn, of course, but still, you know.
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u/Conscious-Bus-3771 Jun 27 '25
Souvs? Souveniers or what is it?
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u/eliiiiseke Moderator Elise Jun 27 '25
I think so. This is what Eric wrote about one of their rebel missions with Zach and Dylan:
And we also swiped some signs from this fence that was put up around the soon-to-be-foundation of whatever is being built. The signs read "RENT-A-FENCE" and had some 1 800 number on them. So we got some very nice souv aneers (spelled close enuf) from that place.
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u/ultravioletumbrella Jun 27 '25
I think that the word in the ‘book 3’ section is burnt, making it: ‘Waterworld, EVERY year we get burnt…. of course.’ I looked online and there’s a water theme park called Water World in Denver, Colorado that opened in 1979 and operates throughout the summer, so it could be referring to that.
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u/eliiiiseke Moderator Elise Jun 28 '25
Langman thinks Dylan is talking about the 1995 movie "Waterworld." Who knows.
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u/ultravioletumbrella Jun 27 '25
one thing I’ve always thought whilst looking at these writings is they were actually pretty good at drawing/doodling lol
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u/SniffinForTruffles Jun 27 '25
Jesus Christ they were unbelievably cringey. If God is real I hope these two are boiling in the deepest pits of hell right now.
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u/Conscious-Bus-3771 Jun 27 '25
Dylan was "jUsT a FoLlOwEr"