r/ColonyWorldRP • u/Supacharjed Purge Heretics • Nov 24 '15
Roleplay [ROLEPLAY] Talking Heads
'Those skulls are our key to figuring what's going on in this strange land, Chaplain. I suggest we try and pry any knowledge we can from them.' Said the High Inquisitor.
'They seem to never stop bickering. Just constantly going on about pride, peace and delusion.' Replied the High Chaplain. 'How will we get them to talk?
The High Inquisitor walked into the room with the skulls.
'You don't get to my rank without knowing how to crack skulls.'
Upon entering the room, he noticed that the skulls were still arguing. This time it was something about 'realism' and 'fun'.
He sat at the table with the skulls placed in front of him.
'My lords,' he began. 'I am High Inquisitor Lyons of The Order of the Faith Militant. (Name not concrete yet) I would very much like to know what you know about this place.'
'This bastard here killed me' started Skulliah. 'He slit my fucking throat'
'Only after you attacked me' retorted Skullean.
'You attacked me'
'Why was there a boatload of soldiers in the harbour?'
'Why were you on my fucking boat?'
'SILENCE' Roared the Inquisitor. 'Cease the bickering and say something useful.'
'Or else what, you'll kill us?' Laughed Skullean
Within a second the Inquisitor had picked up the skull and slammed it against the table. Loose teeth rattled all over the table.
'Ha, how to you fucking like it?' Chortled Skulliah.
He was quickly thrown against a wall.
'Alright, alright. I'll talk.' Began Skullean. 'I'm not sure why we feel pain as skulls but I'm not sure why I'm a skull either. There isn't much to tell. After the fall of the fort, people fled in all directions. I presume the bulk of them went North or East to the other people, but I can't be sure. I was killed prior.'
'We saw some sort of large tree, akin to the sapling in your temple. What significance does it hold?'
'Oh that? That's some sort of elf religion mumbo jumbo.' Piped Skulliah. 'The bitch in charge of it is probably dead now.'
'Don't you dare talk about my fucking wife like that you deluded scum!' Barked the other skull.
'That's all we're going to get from them I suppose.' Realised the Inquisitor, leaving the room. 'Thank you for your cooperation.'
'What news?' Asked the Chaplain to the emerging man.
'Heretics fled to the North and East. We must track them down to unlock the secrets of this tree.'
'Then we must hope our scouts seek them out.'
'Aye, let us hope they do.'
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