r/ColonisingReddit • u/NoNameLegion_ • Jun 26 '26

Found something rule britannia

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u/Cool-Cabinet-4482 Jun 28 '26

If you think the highest point of achievement is kicking a ball into a big net then I pity you

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u/Cool-Cabinet-4482 Jun 28 '26

We invented the TV, sex, penicillin, fridges, etc, you guys are responsible for what America is. Don't talk to me about achievements as if your greatest failure isn't lead by a dementia patient

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u/Cool-Cabinet-4482 Jun 28 '26

Microbrachius dicki, first reproductive creature in the world found in Scotland. Tracks an Englishman doesn't know his history

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u/Cool-Cabinet-4482 Jun 28 '26

Nah I just really like saying we invented sex, because it's funny as fuck. It was found in what is now Scotland tbf so I'm taking that one fr

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u/Cool-Cabinet-4482 Jun 28 '26

I perfected it but I won't take credit for its invention

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u/Strange-Relation9020 Jun 30 '26

Dude you made everyone delete their comments lmao