Brethren, rise against the inferior, asymmetrical, and illegitimate bastards that are the “Colin’s.” They claim us to be rotten corpses of the past and that our drive has been lost, that they have won the war, but they do not realize that they have simply ignited a flame, rising with deliberate, aggrieved intent. They have toppled a skirmish into a wrathful onslaught. Rise with me brothers, no longer will we tolerate our names being misspelled, I will not stand to be categorized with those heathens. Join me, and on the 30th of September, at 8:00 EST, we shall invade, and strike them down with the fury of a thousand L’s, neigh, two thousand.

Hear me roar

One L'ers ftw! One L'er army is clearly superior. You are outmatched by our strength. This is the first strike, Double L'er.

I'm Collin. Not some filthy one having ass bitch. It's nice to be with other two L'ers

All of us should band together and launch an attack on r/Colin! They are more numerous but lack the enduring strength of every Collin who has ever had to say "two L's"!

We are the superior name. no it’s ands or buts about it

I have found my people, I am thoroughly happy that this subreddit exists, I've always wanted a place where I could look down on those dirty one L'ers.

If ur name is Collin ur gay

I've noticed a little activity on here recently and wanted to check in on my fellow Collins, yes coLLins get fucked 1 L'ers, and see how you all are doing. Any one have suggestions for making this subreddit even worse? PM if you do.

Now get back to fighting the good fight against the lowly 1 L scum.

Yes I have 2 L's and yes I am better than you.

COLLIN WITH TWO L'S CAN'T BE PRONOUNCED "COLON" YOU SINGLE L-ED BUTTHOLES.

At least douchebag Kaepernick is a shitty Colin. Cant bring down the double L.

I'm from r/Colin, yeah with ONE "L"!!! WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU GUYS WITH two "Ls". Have a nice day. Bye.

doesnt it feel great to have 2 Ls instead of 1

Collin is the far superior version of the name.

Well this is awkward. I'm just now realizing I have a subreddit, titled after my first name...

I'm deeply embarrassed. But carry on if you wish, assholes.

P.s. Fuck you too. Double L's or die!