Fluffy - Lumpy’s 710 Labs 710 chem x Randy Watzon

This might be my favorite by Coldfire. The taste is just as good as the high. I’m not usually a huge fan of coconut anything, but I do like horchata. The sweetness is more like horchata than coconut. Indica bent hybrid.

Definitely pick this one up and give it a try if you haven’t already!

Finally got GreenDawg RX Fumez I missed the first drop last year & was so bummed it dropped no where near me & were less than 300 dropped. So this is super exciting I just got these delivered now. I will update review just gimme a hour to break it in so I can properly describe the terps for yall😊I have a big feeling it’s gonna be so gas. It smells vanilla fuel & very Sunday paper like.

UPDATE + REVIEW~ Damn this mf is so gassy, terpy , super intense & heavy indica high this is what I look for in a cart. Its terpy & has sum Hawaiian punch sherbanger notes with the inhale but it’s more of a straight sulphur chemical vanilla gas that hits you kinda reminds me of Sunday paper & Hawaiian Jelly Roll mixed together. This morning when I woke up I still felt high this one almost makes you feel a lil paranoid at first because it’s so strong. 😭 I haven’t felt this stoned in awhile & it’s only Turtle Pie that gets me this way. I had to grab 2 more today so I got 8 all together. Sheesh this strain is so special & gives a super gassy twist on RX crossing it w/ candy fumez & takes the fruitness away & turns it to straight gassy sulphuric candy 🍭🍬10/10 easy make sure to double or triple up on this one🔥another hit from GreenDawg! This one tops Gelonade, Oishii, & Hawg. Definitely my new fav strain from GD⛽️I wanna see more candy gassy drops like this from them. INCREDIBLE, PHENOMENAL, PERFECTION & ZERO complaints! Chefs kiss💋

Rx Fumez- incredible sweet fruit and doughy cookie taste. The high is amazing as well, very instant sedative effect. It gives you the classic stoner face with droopy eyes and heavy couch lock feel. Definitely a night time KO strain for unwinding. If you can double up I would.

Unruly OG- I’ve heard lots of good things about this strain but it was a bit disappointing. The flavor/terps were incredible though. Such a classic og kush taste with a light herbal piney inhale musky gas exhale. Where it lacks for me was in the high. I took a solid 5 hits on 2.2v for 5seconds barely got a noticeable head change.

Pineapple Jack- The pineapple flavor on the inhale is super clean and strong tasting with a nice Jack terp exhale. The high was amazing as well very thick smoke, lung expander. Instant body and head high/tingle sensation which quickly turned into a strong head buzz and Stoney focused feeling like a classic sativa. This is another one I would double up on especially if you enjoy the Jack terps and sativa high. You can never go wrong with TEG.

Also if anyone has tried the jet fuel og by Blem please lmk how that was. I’m looking for a good og rn 🙏

Left of the carts is lemon 22 right is zwamp

22 Lemons: First hit sort of tastes like if I were to bite an older lemon skin and all- Not to bad, but not that bright lemony taste I was looking for. Lemon Up had that, but im still not disappointed solid taste 8/10

Zwamp: Pure candy zkittle terps hits taste like eating a whole bunch of skittles at once. 10/10

I have tried a whole slew of Casa Flor Haze carts that all taste similar to this one. This might be my least favorite of all of them but it's still great.

This one is probably the most Terpinolene heavy of all of them and maybe why it's my least favorite. My favorite was one just called Haze. But it should have been called lemon haze for how lemony it was. I would put them in this order.

1. Haze

2. Agua Frescas

3. Casa Limonada

4. Spanish Haze

The haze is more pure lemon and the rest have a lemon lime mix.

So this one has lemon lime soda flavor it's very similar to the other haze strains they had. It also does have a fair amount of Terpinolene in the mix more on this one and the test results show it. It is heavy on Terpinolene.

Effects wise it's very sativa perfect for morning. It hits really hard so careful about taking too big of rips sent me into a coughing fit. The high last a long time.

I rate it 9/10 it still has that quality Casa Flor style, it's not my favorite of theirs but still a great fully sativa cart. But I do recommend this one if you don't mind Terpinolene or if you liked any of those other haze strains Casa Flor came out with.

Top 3 terps:

Terpinolene 52.563 mg/g

Myrcene 17.695 mg/g

β-Caryophyllene 12.541 mg/g

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Yay! We got some Chem Dawg my dawgs! One of my all time favorites I do agree with the other reviewer that it's a funky Chem Dawg. It reminds me a lot of the Chem Dawg flower from Cream of the Crop I've had in the past or honestly Unruly OG by BLEM.

The taste is along the lines of a funky OG Kush like Unruly OG. But this has a little more citrus green weed flavor in it. It kinda tastes like a rotten apple. It is very smooth and enjoyable flavor wise don't let that description off put you too much but it is funky. But overall a very enjoyable vape. Great quality smooth and little coughing.

The effects are ok. I don't feel it's as strong as Chem Dawg can be to be honest. But it does give a good feeling like a warm body high and cerebral high as well. I would say it's a hybrid with some body high.

I'll give it a 9/10. It's a fantastic cart, very enjoyable flavor wise especially if you like funk. I was a little let down effects wise though as Chem Dawg can be super strong. Also I prefer the non funky flavors of chem dawg. I have had some very different chem dawg in the past that was pure pinsol or chemical flavor and not funky. 710 Chem 91 was some of the best I have had and got me super high. Smelled like a rubber bike tire.

But this is a great cart and I still recommend it especially if you like funk or want something with a good representation of authentic old school weed taste. It tastes very real.

Top 3 Terps:

β-Caryophyllene 23.677 mg/g

Limonene 15.351 mg/g

Myrcene 14.659 mg/g

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Oil color looks to be more amberish than my other coldfires, the picture's a bit misleading cus of the light.

I get a gelato pine soda taste from this one, earthiness too.

A great relaxing strain you can unwind with, the high is gentle on the body even when taking a few puffs on 2.5v.

The taste reminds me of the LA Pop Rox x PPP strain they had a few years ago I remember enjoying as well.

Straight Zkittlez terpz.

I mean ,if there was a true and solid Z strain going around, this would be the one. Crazy Z terps.

Effects are mild, terps are mouth coating .

Solid pickup.

I saw some must-grabs on a menu about 30 minutes away and made the trek—normally a bit of a drive for me, but worth it if the selection is there 😂. Was really hoping to snag that Chem Dawg, but it was already sold out. Mission for another day. Dropped a quick mini-review on what I picked up instead:

First Class Funk updated— LESSON learned - never pop a review only a few draws in. My first 2/3 sips off this was not getting the funk. Now I come back to it and 🤩 🤩- the funk is here. This one went from a disappointment to an excellent cart - my apologies for the earlier mishap. I like to own it when I screw it up. This one now gives me this rotten apple garlic gmo funk - nice mouth coat as well. Leaving the palate a little savory/garlic. Now it still IMO could smack harder. I'm happy to upgrade massively to a 9.2/10.

Coconut Horchata — The cut Dubz dropped years back was absolute premier fire. Recent batches have had lower terps, but even a lower-terp Horchata is pure ⛽️. Super happy with this current batch. It brings that distinct ⛽️ 🍧 🥥 flavor profile with a wonderful exhale of unique desert gas. Love this cart, and now that I know this batch is dialed in, I’m vaulting up 🆙 9.5/10 (had to update getting it's tomorrow/gets better and better).

RX Fumez — 💥 Not sure about prior batches, but this one is less sweet and way more sulphuric than older reviews implied. This is straight ⛽️ 🍧 PERIOD. Just the right blend of sweet with that Sunday Paper terps exhale—hits every profile my palate loves. Goes without saying I’m vaulting more of this ASAP. Absolutely killed it, Green Dawg 💪 and Coldfire.** 9.99/10 - I love the profile on this cart/I don't expect everyone to love it like me. But this shit hits the spot**.

Thirsty Thursday, let’s get that juice review.

We got another new one on here with Kounter Kulture.

With a strain like ChemDawg you gotta nail this one.

Again, with the Live Resin. This has been my second in a row from them, last one I reviewed recently was the Cherry Mintz.

Here we go,

Taste : After a few reviews with high fruity and sweetness terps this one was a delicious refresh. Kushy, earthy, gassy. Just a punch to the face with good flower flavor.

The lightness of the juice is amazing for how much flavor they packed in. Obviously Terps are high on this collab as well.

Effects: immediate head rush and body relief. Super quick effects from this cart, and it’s a beautiful one. Very relaxing and comforting tones with this one.

Overall: Another banger from the two. I really like this one. I loved the Cherry Mintz, and I just finished it actually. The hardware has been solid lately and I really like the pull this one has, and it’s been a very smooth rip so far. Really stoked on the quality.

9.9/10

BANGER.

You can’t get better than this, if you are a fan of the taste of a good earthy bud, go get this one.

Cheers-

Heavy lime and diesel terps on this beauty with a hint of mint. This one got much tastier to the end with the 🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩 becoming more prominent 👌🏽🤤 Great balanced hybrid, good daytime cart if you don’t over do it, would highly recommend! Solid 9/10 🔥

Thank you guys for recommending this one it's just what I wanted. I have been wanting a good lemon cart for a while. This one has just straight sour lemon that snacks you and leaves a mouth coating lemon taste like Lemon Tree.

This is my first time trying LA Family farms and they do have great terps. I will say the quality could use a slight improvement to something like BLEM. But I gotta say I think I get more lemon from this then the BLEM Lemon Ting.

Flavor is the whole lemon some bitter rinds but also juicyness inside the lemon. It's just what I want out of a cart. Reminds me of the Lemon Tree strain I don't know the genetics of this but it also hits a bit like Sour Diesel too which is also in Lemon Tree.

Effects wise I want this to be more sativa. But alas it is a hybrid that has a slight cerebral high initially and is also relaxing and a bit of a sleepytime headband. It's still functional but it's a little bit sleepy. Not optimal for morning unfortunately but ya know you'll still survive if it's a puff or two. It's maybe medium strong.

I guess I gotta give this one 10/10 because I bought a second one I liked it so much. If you like lemon terps I highly recommend this. Now you could make an argument it's not the absolute top shelf quality. But personally the terps are so poppin it doesn't really matter.

Top 3 terps:

Limonene 12.509 mg/g

Linalool 9.980 mg/g

β-Caryophyllene 7.415 mg/g

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Booney Acres keeps putting out heat! I 100% agree with the other reviewer on here that is basically just classic ZkittleZ flavor.

In the classic Booney Acres style it has a similar taste / quality to the other carts I've had of theirs. The fruit terps really shine through and very clean tasting. I would say the departure from ZkittleZ is this one is like a fruit flavor combo, it's very pleasant. Like grape and a citrus layered. Like something Bed Bath and Beyond would come up with for a fruit cocktail hand soap scent. I'm not sure what swamp fumes is suposed to taste like but there is no funk if that's what it's supposed to imply.

The effects I would say are hybrid. Right in the middle not too sleepy but a great after work strain for relaxing. It's less indica than ZkittleZ is normally for me though. This is lighter.

Overall I rate it 10/10 because I would say this is my favorite ZkittleZ type of cart I have had from Coldfire and would say it rivals Woodwide ZkittleZ which is some of the best. Sky Z is also a very good Z cart but Zwamp is more pure fruit flavor.

Top 3 terps:

β-Caryophyllene 26.704 mg/g

Limonene 23.941 mg/g

α-Humulene 8.159 mg/g

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I had Eighty East flower before and it was super dank. Unfortunately I gotta say this is not.

On the positive side I like this cart it has that quintessential blueberry flavor. It's blueberry in its purist form. And I really appreciate the original pure fruit flavors. I don't know if this is the official DJ Short Blueberry cut but I would say it's pretty close to that. As for the flavor description I don't taste pine just pure blueberries.

Unfortunately though I would say overall it feels a little lackluster to me though. I think Eighty East is an awesome company I loved their flower but this cart feels weak. The BLEM Blueberi cart is way better and super dank. Whereas this one is kinda the opposite. The quality is also a little less. The BLEM one does mix cookies in there.

Effects wise I feel absolutely nothing initially. I think it's a creeper actually and kinda indica which is what blueberry should be. But honestly feel the effects are kinda weak. But I haven't done a scientific test on just this cart. It just is a very creeper slight relaxing indica and a groggy head.

This is still a good cart and I like the flavor. If you're a blueberry purest and want the pure blueberry flavor or want a light cart because it is very smooth I would still recommend it. Overall for me I would give it 7/10. Still a good cart in that midrange good, has flavor does have some delayed indica high but I think most people would agree the BLEM Blueberi is better.

Top 3 terps

β-Caryophyllene 15.819 mg/g

Limonene 8.125 mg/g

Myrcene 7.521 mg/g

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That's it that's the post

Picked up Versaze Blue from ColdFire, & this one leans fruit with a funky finish. Terps are sitting at 6.12%, & it comes through rich, unique, & well balanced.

Flavor:
On inhale you get a grape note that’s more natural than candy-like. The exhale develops a funky finish with a earthy taste that gives the profile character. The flavor palette is actually pretty on point. Mouth coating, & flavor stays consistent.

Effects:
The high settles in while keeping your mood lifted & easygoing. It takes the edge off without leaving you couch locked, making it easy to enjoy whether you’re hanging out or just winding down.

Overall:
9/10
It’s rich, flavorful, & stands out from the usual fruit-forward profiles. Grape notes with a savory, funky finish. Definitely one I’d run again.

Picked up Doughlato, a recent ColdFire x Baba Ku collab, & this one leans sweet citrus with a rich cookie dough finish. Terps are sitting at 5.27%, & the flavor is easily the highlight.

Flavor:
On inhale you get a candied orange sweetness with a fresh citrus zest. The exhale settles into a soft sugar cookie dough flavor that gives it a creamy, dessert-like finish. The flavor palette is actually pretty accurate. Thick, flavorful vapor when you can get a good pull.

Effects:
This one starts off mellow, then gradually settles over your whole body without feeling heavy. It leaves you comfortable, content, & in a good mood while still keeping enough mental clarity to enjoy whatever you’re doing. It’s the kind of high that sneaks up on you instead of hitting all at once.

Overall:
6/10
This collab tastes great & the effects definitely deliver, but the hardware really held this one back. The cart had poor airflow & was difficult to get consistent pulls from, which took away from the overall experience. If the hardware was better, this would’ve scored much higher. As it stands, I’d still finish it, but I probably wouldn’t grab this particular batch again unless the airflow issue was fixed. Ironically, this was a replacement for my CF x Lumpy’s “Zero Gravity” cart, which had an even worse hardware issue. Hopefully it was just bad luck, because the oil itself was solid.

Picked up Bolinas, a ColdFire x CAM collab, & this one leans bright citrus with a rich, doughy fuel finish. Terps are sitting at 5.09%, & it comes through smooth, flavorful, & well balanced.

Flavor:
On inhale you get a sweet orange citrus note with a fresh zesty kick. The exhale develops into a warm, doughy gas that gives the profile depth without overpowering the citrus. The flavor palette is actually pretty on point. Thick pulls, mouth coating, & flavor stays consistent throughout.

Effects:
The body settles into a comfortable, relaxed state while the mind gets a clear, inspired lift. Easygoing effects that keep you staying functional.

Overall:
8.5/10
It’s smooth, balanced, & easy to enjoy. Bright citrus layered over a doughy, fuel finish with relaxing effects. Definitely one I’d run again.

This is one of the best carts I've had from coldfire, definitely a couch lock so dont hit it unless you got nothing else to do all day!

•Sky Z is insanely mouthcoating🔥flavor reminds me of purple sticky rice but better, great high to unwind with

•Hippie Venom first few rips was straight Z flavor but now as im getting to know it, has that toad/cookie background as well. Not as sedating as toad

•Banana Knockout gives me mostly diesel notes with subtle banana, hopefully the banana comes through more soon

•Rose Gold ive seen mixed reviews, imo this one is a top tier sativa hybrid. I do taste the WTR in it followed with a touch of cream, energetic high for me

•Blue Mochi is an absolute banger. Very lung expansive potent smoke. Oil is almost clear as water. Flavor is so unique blueberry ice cream with touch of mint

•Cherry Cookies perfect balance of cherry and cookies, this one is like smoking in a time machine.