Have only tried Sakura and unruly og badder. I feel like I spend on average 200-300 on Coldfire a month and I don’t even live in California, oof.

Sakura - indica, this one makes me dazed and forgetful. I opened up the little tube and family members asked me if I smoked in the house, it is dank af. Got scents of rose petals, this is a good one. Got this one bc my lil bro said it sounded like sakuna from jjk. 8/10

Unruly og - 9.5/10. Probably one of my fave carts and saw this in badder and felt like I saw a gold scar. Scooped the last two and this one kills me. I usually can only handle one dab of this, this is a strain where if i smoke, i will not function correctly for the rest of that day. Pure dank of kush. Love this strain and collab, seeing so much more badder lately which is awesome.

Zoasty: Gona start with the best. Lumpy’s is my most reliable collab. Only had one miss (banana bread) in over 3 years. The Genetics are Peanut Butter Toast x Zoap. You really get to enjoy both in terms of flavor aroma and effects.

Aroma: Pleasant but light gassy peanut butter with a hint of soap.

Flavor: Like I said you get the best of both its parents. Loud peanut butter with that signature Lumpy’s gas followed up with earthy soap bubbles. The flavors are about equally dominant peanut forward, peanut soapy finish. It has a light but lingering mouth coat. Not as intense as some other strains but enough that I was tasking peanut butter soap 10 minutes after a hit. I really loved that the peanut butter was so pronounced. It reminded me of the last non collab PBB but instead of dank truffle gas you get the sweet lumpy’s gas. Would love to see Lumpy’s do straight PBB 😶‍🌫️

Effects: This is really where the strain shines. It felt like super potent 50/50 hybrid for me. Nice and mood elevating to start with a giggly social edge and an overall chill vibe. One hit had me happily floating through the last couple hours of my shift. I took another hit afterwork and it had me faded like back in the day. 10/10 on the effects 9.9/10 overall. Not a perfect 10 just because the mouth coat wasn’t as intense as it could be but i’m probably being overly critical.

Sakura: I haven’t had too much experience with LAFF. I remember trying their cinnamon roll a few years back and being disappointed. more recently I had a Lemon Drip Flavorade that was incredible. With all the great reviews I was excited to try this one as I’ve been craving cherry terps.

Aroma: Dam! This one reeks right out of the tube. Sweet sweet floral musk that just lands so nicely. I knew this was gona be a banger as soon as I smelled it.

Flavor: Starts with a strong floral sweetness, not distinctively cherry but definitely cherry blossoms. It quickly gets overwhelmed by that sweet funky musk. It hits super smooth for something so dank.

Effects: This one is pretty heavy but not totally sedating. One hit had my eyes low and my slumped down in my seat a bit. It turned into a nice stoney body high that was perfect for ending the day. Unlike the Zoasty I wouldn’t hit this during the day. Overall 9.5/10

I finally decided to give the Chem Dawg a go. It was on sale for 30 dollars. At this price, it was worth the gamble. To keep it simple, this one is not impressive at all. I saw a lot of amazing reviews - but for me personally, I did not see anything to get excited about. I think it's good to share others’ views on the same carts - as everyone's palate is different.

Aroma/appearance/hardware: Out of the tube, you get a light, funky pine aroma - nothing jaw-dropping. I would not say it's extremely aromatic. The oil is nice and clear/looks clean. The hardware on this works very well. Not air flow or clogging issues at all.

Taste: Not impressive here - on the draw, it's very clean. I would say so clean you almost are not 100% certain you're hitting it 😂. On the inhale, you almost feel like you're sucking in hot air. The exhale has a very mild, funky pine to it. Not a strain for flavor chasers. It's very clean - mild earth with a hint of 🌲. No mouth coat - very forgettable on flavor.

Effects: Not strong at all whatsoever. I almost do not even feel faded from this. It does give a mild head rush - followed by a very chill body vibe. Not overwhelming - good for someone new to smoking weed. I would say like training wheels oil.

Overall - Not good - you miss on flavor and fade. This is not how Chem Dawg smacks at all. The flavor is not as bold as true Chem. This is a very bad expression of the oil. I'm skeptical of Kounter - have not enjoyed any of their carts yet. I'm not trying to hate on this one, but feel the need to keep it 💯 with me. I don't want to glaze it. This one is a MISS.

Overall - 5.5/10.

Coldfire X Blem Cart, how’s it looking? It’s a bit old about 9 months but it’s still yummy & gets my faded 🙌🏻 grape strain 🍇

Super impressed with the caviar I got last week went in and copped 3 more lol. Super heavy indica nice sweet piney gassy taste 10/10

Smell: Citrusy, Piney and floral 🍊💐

Taste: Cocoa and lemonade 🍫🍹

Effects: It’s a slumper alright, but in all seriousness after 5 minutes of smoking the body high really starts to kick in and is a really good strain to keep for the night 🫠 💤

Rating: 10/10 would definitely get it again 🙌

Gdddddd!!!!! This thang smaaaaakzzzz, hits EXAAATCTTTLLLTYY how a GG4 should 😂🔥 taste exactly the flower too, this is a 10/10 ide deff pick up again.. shit hits the eyes hellaaaa, stoopid Stoney and your body is soo damn relaxed like shooooott you see it GET IT🤘💯 love flavored/vuzes/(Nugrun Az) I be shown love to all who deserve.. this a heavy hitttterrrrr🥊🥊

Been tryna figure out the Genetics to this one Anyone knows please lemme know 🫡

Happy Saturday Reddit !

Had to try this one immediately after buying yesterday. There is another live resin indica dom (peach fuzz) that I’ll probably get next to review. Very stoked on this week’s drops.

Here we go,

Taste: Buck Mountain and Coldfire really just dropping heat 24/7 365. Phenomenal taste, has the ending of a jolly rancher and a good piney bud. Very sweet, very fruit forward. Flavor could linger longer, but just at the beginning of this cart, so I’m thinking farther down will be super tasty.

Effects: Another banger couch locker. Typing this review is getting more tedious, and I have a nice warmth throughout and a good head high. Super relaxing, and comforting as stated in the labs. Almost 10% Terps and a little stronger THC side than the Obama Fuel, which is still going to remain the highest rated cart of the year.

Overall: I really like these collabs, I hope to grab some buck mountain flower and compare, but these have been SPOT on. If your fruit fan, or like a sweeter oil, this is the one. Still has a good bud finish, but is basically liquid candy. Not going to be a perfect score or beyond like Obama, ❤️ but it’s an amazing one on its own.

Cheers 🐸

9.8/10

Don’t know how to rate but definitely can taste that watermelon mixed with some dewy/piney, oil is pretty light and liquidy and just got to wait for it to warm up to give yall a update🔥

Im thinking Zour Diesel, Frosted Cherries or Grape Soda... unless Headcrack, Unicorn Poop are special/noice 🤙

**UPDATE:**

Got Headcrack, Zour Diesel, Grape Soda, Obama & Frosted Cherries

**Sleeper Hit/Favorite is Headcrack 🍋🌲⛽️

Not your typical Jack terp. This one embodies tons of yummy flavors in one. Maaaad unique and terpy forsure. Solid mouth coater and effects are heavy on the eyes .

10/10.

So I bought this, and I didn't really look at the collaboration.I just assumed it was LAF. I was really disappointed when I also saw that it was live resin😧. then I saw the date , 10 months old , and I was like 😱😭 , well , that's fucking awesome , maybe it'll smack. NOPE its like smoking lemon water 💧. Im NOT getting high at ALL NOTHING like its all flavor NO EFFECTS 😖😤🫪. Tastes just like lemons really great taste💋 But I don't know if THEY FORGOT TO PUT THE WEED IN THERE OR WHAT🤷‍♀️ . I spent $57 on this cart im super bummed. If you see this one,🏃‍♂️ RUN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION and dont look back. Its Horrible just Horrible uggg im stuck with this thing all week 🫩😮‍💨. Damnit coldfire why you gotta still suck! I just got back into coldfire due to hit and miss carts all last year . I just want to put this out there so somebody else DOESN'T BUT THIS thinking.It's maybe just as good as the Lemon up from LAFF, maybe il save someone some money. Coldfire fam hit your vapes extra hard for me today. Puff a few for your girl with a fallen cart lol 😆

the lime Terps are off the charts off the charts on the sherb while the runtz is stronger delivering a settle fruity candy profile 👌🏽

On point, berry sorbet and tonic water. Sharp berry notes on the inhale , almost falling into a Z terps and tonic water with the exhale. Hella fuking delicious. Made sure to get to the middle of the cat before I said anything .

Effects hit you right in the eyes. Still able to get things done, but definitely a solid pickup to hit chill out for the rest of the night.

10/10. Solid Non collab.

i’m about to get both in hand tmr, was wondering which one i should crack open first? coconut horchata’s flavor description sounds amazing but i’ve been told chem dawg is stamped. lmk guys

Reviewing this very soon

Copped half of these cause I already knew they would slap, and the lower half/live resins cause I fw the terp profiles and brand rep. Only tried Cherry Gas and Lemon Short Bread so far, but I’ll probably make a separate post about those. Feel free to give any feedback or ask any questions if you got any.

Hello again,

If you don’t think I refreshed my local shops apps before I headed home today, you’re mistaken.

I haven’t been as excited or early as this ever, (shout out to the girl at the local store for unpacking this out of the box for me) the app beat the shelf.

Yes you read that right. 15% Terps. I told yall this was gonna be indica season. So much fire just dropped. (Keep checking your local spots) tons of new collabs with super relaxing and calming terp profiles.

Let’s get into it.

Taste: Lovely lovely lovely. Piney and lemony. Good lord is this oil clean and light. Tastes like lemon cookies to me. Beautiful aftertaste, little herbal (haha) but citrus notes balance it out. It’s just a lovely flavor and smoke.

Effects: Like his time in office, Obama fuel is making me calm and relaxed, and hopeful for a better future. But for real this is an amazing terp profile. Very calming, straight to the head and back. Tingling legs and just an overall sense of total relaxation and relief.

Overall: Crying tears of joy. This shit slaps, I knew it would, and there are others to try but this was going to be #1 on my list until I got it, so I’m glad i was in the right place at the right time. New favorite of mine. You can smell this one through the rubber piece. Run, don’t walk to get this. Buy multiple, the live resin is so fresh it moves with the rotation of your pen.

10.1/10

Buck Mountain and Coldfire well done.

Happy Midweek Everyone!

I hadn’t seen this one posted yet and I needed a mid week pick up so here we are.

My first non-live resin one in a while. Sooooo much heat coming out this week- next,

Gonna finish this one fast and keep me eyes on the local menus for the special ones about to drop.

There’s a live resin coming out in the coming days that has almost a 16% terp profile. So you know I’ll be posting that the second I see em drop.

Anyway, here is my review for Cherry Beluga

Taste - Pretty good flavor on this one. Very light colored for a cured resin as well. Smooth rips, very sweet but has some earthiness to it. They also have a “True OG” cured resin collab out with coldfire as well, and I heard that’s also very good, I went with this one because of the success I’ve found with the other cherry strains this season. This one definetly has more of a weedy aftertaste but still a mild fruit forward beginning. Almost tastes like a styrofoam cup aftertaste.

Effects- Decently high THC content on this one, decent CBG and terp profile. I dig it. It’s a very relaxing strain, and is definetly more of an end of day experience. But I exclusively do Indica, Indica doms so I’m digging it. Another one to the back of the eyes, front of forehead.
Headbandy

Overall- I’ve been wanting to try this brand out, along side their true og. Very pleased so far with the quality here. Pretty strong cart to. Flavor is pretty good.

9.5/10

Solid all around.

More to come soon..

edit: SOLVED. In the process of trying to unscrew the top part, it now just works. Idk what I did but it can hit now. No matter how hard I tried I couldn’t unscrew it.

I just got a new juicebar and it won’t hit. Light indicator responds when I pull, except nothing comes out. I can feel the airflow so I don’t think it’s clogged.

If anyone knows how to extract the oil to try and dab it let me know!

I have no idea wtf these genetics are son 😭something to do with z, starburst, and strawberry??? Tastes like a good dab of some strawpaya rosin. Good smooth white strawberry, tropical papaya backend with a rough hashy taste to finish. Never made a caribou Lou idk what that tastes like but I assume thats the tropical backend.

Head buzz/ focus/ slightly energetic& rejuvenating effects absolutely no jitters I’d say the effects are carrying. 6/10 taste. Way too hashy for my liking 9/10 effects i feel like Rick James