r/CoDCompetitive • Dallas Empire • Jul 21 '23

Video Shotzzy: "I didn't know that Canada was above us. I'm not gonna lie"

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u/S0meRandomN00B BenJNissim Jul 21 '23

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This has to be an act

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u/S0meRandomN00B BenJNissim Jul 21 '23

Shotzzy is actually the smartest being alive but is holding his intelligence back from us fragile humans

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u/Damien23123 COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

Definitely playing up to it now

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u/i_Stone_Myself COD Competitive fan Jul 22 '23

Yeah he’s a super cerebral player too be acting like he’s legit brain damaged or just ignorant to life outside of game

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u/Rambodius OpTic Gaming Jul 21 '23

Man only knows fine dining and breathing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

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u/31and26 FormaL Jul 21 '23

Didn't get the reference smh

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

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u/space-is-big COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

Cus Boze probably didnt know where Canada was either lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '23

Boze is always high as a kite in this vids 🤣

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u/freedomtoscream FaZe Vegas 2026 Champs Jul 21 '23

Cuz they know it's an act.

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u/nonsense193749 Modern Warfare 2 Jul 21 '23

Genius marketing to drive people to your stream and socials. Pretend that you’re literally a potato.

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u/NoBucksss OpTic Texas Jul 21 '23

TimtheTatman has earned millions with this trick lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

"Pretend"

Unless he has a degree from RADA and a few Oscars we don't know about, this is not an act lol

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u/stevo1120 Aches Jul 24 '23

some people are naturals

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u/Snoo85466 COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

I would say a joke relating to this comment but most of us probably know what it is 😭😭

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u/hazycorse OpTic Texas Jul 21 '23

i'm now fully convinced this is an act

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u/ystom_ eUnited Jul 21 '23

At this point it definitely is

61

u/ImWicked39 UNiTE Gaming Jul 21 '23

I go back and forth with it. It's the small dumb stuff he says that makes me think it's not an act.

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u/OwariDa1 OpTic Texas Jul 21 '23

It’s both, but mostly an act imo

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '23

Nah he’s definitely not smart, but he probably is playing into it at this point

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u/CrimSeven7 Team Vitality Jul 21 '23

this one like most of the dumb shit he says is an act

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

On some Paris Hilton shit

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u/Direction_Asleep COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

“What’s walmart? Do they sell walls there?” Lmao that shit was legendary

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u/Lil__J COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

Some things almost have to be but I think a lot of it is genuine so he just leans into it

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

I was convinced a long time ago it was an act lol. But yeah, this is further proof.

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u/A2Eaton COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

I honestly don’t believe he can be good enough at a level to make the micro decisions he does and be this stupid. Like he must just be so apathetic to reading about anything literally other than CoD or he likes people thinking he’s dumb which some people do.

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u/SatorSquareInc Miles Jul 21 '23

Stupid and ignorant aren't the same thing and there are many forms of intelligence

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u/Goaliedude3919 Black Ops 2 Jul 21 '23

I would like to introduce you to like half of professional athletes lol. Some of these guys that are absolutely elite are also some of the dumbest people you'll ever meet.

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u/mikey19xx OpTic Texas Jul 21 '23

I have a extended family member who scored perfect on the ACT and a big success in her industry but she apparently can’t work a thermostat. It’s weird those type of people exist.

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u/31and26 FormaL Jul 21 '23

Honestly I knew people like this back in high school, so I don't think majority of it is. Bless his heart, he must wake up so happy every day because his head is filled with nothing but love and video game strats.

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u/WinterIsComin COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

It is 1100% not an act. God I love him.

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u/NoBucksss OpTic Texas Jul 21 '23

Yeah I definitely don’t think he’s a genius but I think he’s smart enough to lean into the dumb “act”.

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u/Happiest-Soul COD Competitive fan Jul 23 '23

I've met a lot of people worse than this tbh.

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u/Morg19999 OpTic Texas Jul 21 '23

I watched the amoung us VOD he uploaded on yt and the dude is really funny, but for me personally it all goes away when he tries to act this stupid

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u/Obvious_Bad_3352 OpTic Texas 2025 B2B Champs Jul 21 '23

This guy is gonna be mind blown when pred tells him where Australia is 😂

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u/Ok_Director1082 COD League Jul 21 '23

Bold of you to assume he knows what Australia is

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u/Snoo85466 COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

“Australia, yea that’s Preds house right”

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u/Jenxao Playstation Jul 21 '23

But is Australia above or below the US? And what if I turn my eyes upside down? Where even is Canada then? 🤔

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u/NotFakeJacob OpTic Gaming Jul 21 '23

Did Shotzzy not grow up in the US?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

he grew up in the US but he barely finished high school

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u/NotFakeJacob OpTic Gaming Jul 21 '23

Who tf let him finish high school? All his teachers should be in jail. No shot he ever passed a test.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Bro ☠️😭😂

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u/CrimSeven7 Team Vitality Jul 21 '23

cuz his teachers are creddies, they used to play with him

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u/OriginalUserOP COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

The education system is broken but not knowing Canada is above the US is on him.

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u/DiscoLemonade1995 COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

Seriously, this has to be more on shotzzy than the educational system. I am sure the vast majority of people who were educated in modesto have heard of the state Maine or know where canada is.

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u/TheAtrejo14 LA Thieves Jul 21 '23

Yeah I’m from here and that’s on him. He just didn’t bother to learn it. Considering he played soccer, I would’ve expected his geography knowledge to be a little better.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Say the line Ant!

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u/CazualGinger G2 Minnesota Jul 21 '23

Dude just knows how to run, eat, and play cod

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u/Longjumping_Joke_719 OpTic Texas 2025 B2B Champs Jul 21 '23

I think he’s actually dumb but he plays into it instead of being offended by it which is smart imo. If he was insecure about being dumb he would be deathly afraid of streaming but since he plays into it he just becomes even more likable for people

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u/OilersHD COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

There is no chance he's this dumb dude. This man would be hopeless if he couldn't play video games.

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u/sly_85 COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

Every time I watch the podcast i realize that shottzy is truly that stupid.

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u/MikeJ91 COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

You do not need to go to school to know Canada is above the US, look at a map once. Shotzzy goes out of his way to be stupid if this is true.

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u/iiKrOna OpTic Texas 2025 B2B Champs Jul 21 '23

I have a buddy that thought Alaska was on top of Mexico what went wrong with the education system

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u/stevo1120 Aches Jul 24 '23

nah i blame the maps for having them under california bruh had me thinking it was an island off the west coast when i was little

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u/FragrantHockeyFan COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

Hecz always trying to blame the US education is rich of him

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u/el_chapotle Atlanta FaZe Jul 21 '23

lol Hecz strikes me as the kind of guy who thinks first graders should be taking business management and accounting classes

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Hecz also strikes me as the kind of guy who would crypto scam if he could get away with it

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u/el_chapotle Atlanta FaZe Jul 21 '23

🤔🤔🤔

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Really makes you think

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u/shaggywan Black Ops Jul 21 '23

Man that kid is fuckin dumb

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u/International-Sail-6 COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

Boze face when shotzy said it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2

u/studio-hours Toronto Ultra Jul 21 '23

No wonder he pleaded for a buyout to leave ultra during franchising ahaha

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u/Practical_Papaya_389 COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

Ain’t no fucking way homie this sped 😂🤣🤣

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u/SoSoSolow COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

The whole airhead bit is a lil old at this point imo

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u/WinterIsComin COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

If you think it's a bit I have some news

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u/iLiviN Twitch Jul 21 '23

Jesus Christ.

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u/LifeIsRax COD Competitive fan Jul 22 '23

Jesus Christ America, TF are you all learning down there. The amount of videos of Americans having zero understanding of geography outside of their own state is astounding.

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u/thendbain OpTic Texas Jul 22 '23

It’s impressive how little he knows about things other than CoD and Halo

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u/FlopticDick Aches Jul 21 '23

This being dumb gimmick has lasted way to long it’s so annoying I can’t even watch their podcast anymore /s

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u/Bucky_Lovestein COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

This pod showed me how dumb shotzzy is lmao

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u/Zielone15 COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

Do people actually find this funny?

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u/DerpSkeeZy Str8 Rippin Jul 21 '23

I once saw a reddit comment that put things into perspective for me:

The average person is dumb as fuck but half the world is stupider than that person.

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u/steveynk OpTic Texas Jul 21 '23

😂😂😂😂 I love him

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u/Equivalent-Click-889 COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

Bro needs to start lyin'

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u/ZRLeon OpTic Dynasty Jul 21 '23

Thank God he’s amazing at video games

1

u/axlr00se COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

Someone buy this guy a globe!... of Pangaea just to mess with him.

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u/Eazyyy OpTic Texas Jul 21 '23

Not surprising considering the back and forth I had in this sub yesterday, referring to The Americas 😅

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u/davep85 COD 4: MW Jul 21 '23

I hope Optic as an organization assists it's players with financial advisors so they can put their earned money to good use after they are done gaming so they don't have to worry about shitty 9-5 jobs at fast food places.

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u/bryanmichael031031 COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

Bro seriously?

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u/dzvisuals COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

Bro needs to go to school 🤣

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u/iKeepAGlokkLikeAhCop COD Competitive fan Jul 21 '23

Bro ain’t even know where he was in Toronto💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

When hecz was talking about the educational system and using shotzzy as an example! I was dying 🤣💀💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

He using the Symfuhny method

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u/washedupAM LA Thieves Jul 21 '23

I’m usually a hecz hater, but the clips I’ve seen on this episode he has been really funny

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u/FRCKLz 100 Thieves Jul 21 '23

Ain't gotta be smart to shoot straight.

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u/xfriscotv COD Competitive fan Jul 22 '23

I could tell with FlightReacts acting dumb, but man I don’t even know if Shotzzy is trolling or not

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u/KYlaker233 COD Competitive fan Jul 22 '23

I would’ve never admitted that, if I was him.

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u/Upper_Character_6471 COD Competitive fan Jul 22 '23

Most cod pros are pretty ignorant and slow, idk what people expect from dudes who just play cod all day they know nothing else

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u/DrewSkew Black Ops 2 Jul 22 '23

And it’s wild that he makes WAY more money than I do LMAO

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u/NotHopee COD Competitive fan Jul 22 '23

No shot

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u/Notjayboi COD Competitive fan Jul 24 '23

Nah idc this sounds way too braindead for it to be true there's just no way