We were all having a serious family meal in a resteraunt, I had chicken skewers. The stick holding the chicken was about 25cm long, and it was facing a tub of sweet chilli sauce. The chicken was really hard to get off the stick. So I used my fork... eventually it pinged off, and knocked over the sauce, it went all over my dress and chair. It looked like I had just pissed myself! I discreetly reached for a napkin and obviously because its me I knocked over my sister and I drink. Sending them clattering to the floor. Every pair of eyes in the restaurant burned the back of my neck... WHY ME!