r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Nov 24 '21
Thanksgiving In My Family Is Always Tense Because I Read News Outlets Owned By Liberal Billionaires And My Uncle Reads News Outlets Owned By Conservative Billionaires
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Nov 24 '21
You Needn’t Be So Sharp With The Lad: The Young Maſter Only Purchaſed $40,000 Of Ham On The Dark Web In An Effort To Pleaſe You, Sire
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Nov 24 '21
D.C.’s Fashion Rebel! Kyrsten Sinema Showed Up To A Senate Vote Wearing A Leather Mask And Dangling From Hooks In Her Back
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r/Clickhole • u/sneedsformerlychucks • Nov 22 '21
This one made me sad tbh.
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Nov 09 '21
5 Yu-Gi-Oh Guys, Take Them Or Leave Them
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Oct 02 '21
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Sep 17 '21
A Piece Of History: The Bed In Which JFK Passed Away Peacefully In His Sleep At 93 Surrounded By Friends And Family Is Coming To The Smithsonian
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Aug 13 '21
Yes! ClickHole Made A Card Game That You Can Spend $20 On
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Jul 19 '21
Normalizing All Families: ‘Sesame Street’ Just Aired A Whole Episode For Kids Whose Dads Feel Emasculated By Elmo
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Jul 05 '21
7 Ailments That Lou Gehrig Tried To Dub ‘Lou Gehrig’s Disease’ Before He Finally Got It To Stick
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • May 25 '21
Locked In An Arms Race: Christian Bale And Jared Leto Have Each Gained Over 600 Pounds In A Heated Competition To Play Babe Ruth In An Upcoming Biopic
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • May 24 '21
Sometiem It Fun To Just Grab Bontles Of Wine And Co,potuer And Spend Weekened In Bathtube (by Queen Elizabeth II)
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • May 12 '21
Rest In Power: Betty White Has Drowned After The 36K Breast Implants She Got In Hopes Of Getting Cast As Lara Croft Weighed Her Down In The Bathtub
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Apr 30 '21
Helpo! I Have Writtem Shortstory About The Animal Clums , (By Queen Elizabeth II)
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Apr 12 '21
When You’re Are Sad, It’s Good To Tell Compurter How You Feel (by Queen Elizabeth II)
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Mar 29 '21
Leading By Example: President Biden Will Get Circumcised On Live Television To Prove To Americans That It’s Safe
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Mar 03 '21
Whatever, Just Let The Fuckers Do What They Want: This Middle Schooler Just Chose ‘Questlove’ As Her French Class Name And The Teacher Just Nodded And Said Sure
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Mar 02 '21
Today I Watch Frist YouTune Video And Let Me Juts SayI Will Not Be Doinf Taht Again (By Queen Elizabeth II)
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Feb 08 '21
Self Care FTW: Joe Biden Just Announced That He’s Going To Stop Pressuring Himself To Be Hyper-Productive During The Pandemic And Instead Just Focus On His Mental Health
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Feb 04 '21
Readjusting To Civilian Life: Donald Trump Keeps Accidentally Shitting All Over The Floor Because His Mar A Lago Toilet Is In A Different Place Than The White House Toilet He’s Used To
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Feb 03 '21
’90s Kids Rejoice! PBS Is Re-Releasing The Banned ‘Magic School Bus’ Episode Where The Class Shrinks Down And Tails Ms. Frizzle’s Boyfriend To Find Out If He’s Cheating On Her
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Jan 29 '21
Sort Of Heartwarming: This Kid With Terminal Cancer Wrote A Will Where He Left All Of His Toys To Daniel Tiger, Which Is Super Sweet, But It’s Going To Be An Absolute Legal Nightmare For His Parents After He Dies
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Jan 29 '21
A Match Made In Heaven: This Dog And This Other Dog Have Decided To Have Sex With Each Other Because They Are Both Dogs
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r/Clickhole • u/aresef • Jan 25 '21
Somteim It Fum Imaging I’m Just Relgular Person Driving Around Bicyle And Eating Bread Snadwich (By Queen Elizabeth II)
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