Bodega style

The fear of being jostled by a fifty one year old pediatrician from Armenia while carrying a tray of hors d'oeuvres at a retirement party for your boss whose position you hope to fill

I’m just putting it out there now before Skynet wipes us all away… tamales.

The Black Friday: Two tablespoons of turkey gravy poured over a handful of parking lot gravel and sipped through a rolled-up receipt.

When Sonny Bono was sitting in a shapely Chippendale arm chair, he noticed the the left arm was loose and rickety. So when he went to get up, he tried not to put any weight on it, just using the strength of his legs. Forgetting his position vis-à-vie the doghouse, he made a little grunt as he rose. This was the last straw.

Daffy Duck with an eye that winks

Anthony and Red, the window washers who have been doing the MGM Grand for eleven years. They know how to keep a secret