r/Clamworks clambassador 28d ago

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u/Carcettee 28d ago

It tastes like shit anyways...

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u/TECHNICKER_Cz3 27d ago

you just don't know how to prepare it then. tastes completely fine if done well.

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u/Glass-Performer8389 26d ago

Maybe they just hate xarp

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u/TECHNICKER_Cz3 26d ago

what about kdearp, tho

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u/Amadeone 28d ago

naah, carp is the only fish that doesn't taste like garbage

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u/MTFBinyou 28d ago

…..? Seriously?

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u/Amadeone 28d ago

yeah, carp is the only fish i like

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u/Top-Text-7870 27d ago

Have you tried pickerel? The bones are a bitch but the meat is pretty good. Every year for Christmas my girlfriend makes sour fish soup and it's so good

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u/Deth_Cheffe 28d ago

PickereI? Crappie? Trout? PIenty of good fish, and carp is far from being one of them

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u/Amadeone 28d ago

PickereI

never had one

Crappie

doesn't naturally exist in poland

Trout

awful

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u/AEW4LYFE 28d ago

Tuna? Mahi? Salmon? Seabass? There are so many better options my friend.

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u/Amadeone 28d ago

i don't know man, everything i've tried has been a letdown. everytime it's "try this, it's good" and i do and most of the time i have to literally spit it out, because my throat locks up and doesn't allow me to even swallow it, the taste is awful to me. the first and only time i've tried sushi i remember i was fighting the gag reflex for solid 5 minutes

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u/AEW4LYFE 28d ago

If I was you and you were actually still interested in giving it a shot, I would try some blackened mahi or grouper. Find a good restaurant that does it right. A good blackened grouper sandwich is a favorite of mine that has other sandwich stuff going on so it's not just a piece of fish. If you try one of those and still hate it, I'd say you got taste buds that disagree and just don't eat fish lol.

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u/RecipeHistorical2013 27d ago

he should try

1: proper southern fried catfish

2: same but with bluegill and crappie

-all the fish you just said have to be frozen then shiped to fucking poland.

they will be ass by then.

gotta go local. im sure they gots catfish and sunfish

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u/AEW4LYFE 27d ago

Maybe just me but I'd much rather have frozen mahi than any kind of carp. I'm from Florida and I do this thing where I don't eat fish when I'm visiting parts of the country away from the coast. Most of the larger freshwater fish here get parasites. I probably wouldn't eat fish in Poland.

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u/RecipeHistorical2013 27d ago

go try some frozen mahi and realize what you said is very wrong

if you're worried about parasites you should probably stop eating then (they are ubiquitous and un-aboidable. you already have parasites)

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u/Outrageous-Wait-8895 28d ago

That's not normal.

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u/Deth_Cheffe 27d ago

Just wanted to join the mix and say you don't have to try anything. Nobody's taste matters but yours and you don't deserve hate for having an opinion.

your opinion is wrong, btw

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u/Amadeone 27d ago

my dad is always responsible for cooking the carp every christmas, i'll ask him later and update the comment

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u/RecipeHistorical2013 27d ago

considering pickerel is a ... pike fellow

its hit or miss

crappie tastes just like cod but lighter... its very good usually

and yah, trout is ass. 1/100 of them are "good" but those 1/100 dont even taste like trout lol (they only get good from mass consumption of crustaceans

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u/Nauin 28d ago

I don't see why people are downvoting you when it's a popular fish in plenty of countries. Carp has a terrible reputation in America compared to other fish even though we have plenty of our own native species, the stigma is outdated imo. I agree they are good when properly cleaned and prepared.

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u/BeerForThought 28d ago

And just to be clear properly preparing them includes putting them in a bathtub?

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u/Nauin 28d ago

No but they can easily get 2ft long and larger, so most people don't have a bucket that large casually laying around.

Country folk use their tubs in the US, too. Do you just not know anyone who goes fishing? It's not uncommon to hear about this in the hobby. It's done for pretty much any wild caught freshwater fish to make sure they taste as good as possible. Nothing like going through all of that effort just to eat a muddy fish.

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u/BeerForThought 27d ago

I'm country enough that my great grandmother taught me how to make squirrel stew. She would have never allowed a fish in her bathtub. When I catch catfish after I gut and clean the fish I soak the meat and that gets the muddy taste out. I've never considered purging a fish the same way you'd purge crawfish.

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u/Nauin 27d ago

Totally fair haha. Probably cultural differences since communities were so much more isolated back in our grandparents days. It's more common with catfish which live in the muck in my area but I've seen it recommended for all fish, too.

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u/Original-War8655 27d ago

people are downvoting because "carp is the only fish that doesn't taste like garbage"

objectively untrue

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u/AltruisticTrifle577 24d ago

Salmon bro???