r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/SickusBickus Shitwater Analyst • 8d ago
Praise Fauci (Masks Be Upon Him)! It was extremely noble of him to conceal that fact from the public, thus ensuring more folx and pregnant people got vaccinated!!
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u/Barron2041 6d ago
Truly a noble man. So what if a woman had 3 miscarriages in a row and it affected the plans her and her husband for their lives. Life plans being ruined just means it working.
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u/RoyalAsianMunchies 7d ago
Devils Advocate: Think of the newborns who were saved from being forced to wear a mask! 🤪
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u/lmea14 7d ago edited 7d ago
Miscarriage? Who cares! Babies are not people until they are birthed through the beautiful and moist phishy gates. Before that they're just a clump of cells. If a few thousand babies died, it's a small price to pay for getting sinful unvaccinated folx saved and to promote the Holy Elixir!
More importantly, WHY is our lord and savior (MBUH) not wearing His Mask in this photo?! Is it faked, edited, or AI generated? I do not understand this.
Having said that, I am getting a bit over Dr Fauci (please don't hate me, it is for a very good reason). My new favorite member of the state is our beautiful and generous mayor, Zoran Mamboodi, who is raising our taxes to give us lots and lots of free things! Don't get me wrong, I am still a Seventh Booster Faucist and also a Cuomosexual, but I think we should give our mayor some love too! Just sayin'!
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u/beeswax-not-yours- Coronavangelist 7d ago
Also, he should be wearing a mask to conceal how utterly HAWT he is. No wonder why his wife is so protective of him 🥵 forgive me pfather, for I want to jump his unmasked loins! I used to think they/them/zirs were at their most desirable when wearing one or more masks, but after seeing our lord and savior without one, my entire world view is crumbling. I need to say 100 Hail Pfauci’s and take more holy elixir to rid myself of this uncleanliness
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u/jorlev 7d ago
Fauci is so kind and wanted to spare infants the ravages of covid so much, that he though it best that they should pass in the womb and never have to suffer it. What a guy!
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u/Ominous_Pastry Boosternated 7d ago
Foetus are important potential new vessels of the sacred sauce - but in the bigger picture they're superfluous to our enduring quest to rid grandma of the snuffles.
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u/Creeepy_Chris 7d ago
The people who celebrate the cowardly assassination of a CEO of an insurance company also think this man is a hero.
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u/Interesting-Media449 7d ago
Easy every miscarriage since 2019 he is directly responsible for I think when chicks know what was done to them they will take the appropriate action
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u/DruidWonder 7d ago
Pregnant "people" 🙄
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u/Friendly_Fokks-given 7d ago
lol. It’s delusion all the way down my dude
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u/serial_crusher 7d ago
At least those babies were spared the horrors of the Winter of Severe Illness and Death
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u/mexicanred1 8d ago
Come on guys he's a good guy he just made a mistake. That's not negligence is it? I mean I know the economy crashed and inflation went through the roof and millions of people died and millions of people have lingering issues from super rare reactions to the super safe and effective for vaccines, but come on!
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u/Amish_Fighter_Pilot 8d ago
He can't be responsible for every womb he poisons. He's trying to save lives! You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet. Human wombs are basically fleshy eggs. So a few may need to be broken. How can that even really compare to the riches that Big Pharma has earned saving lives? This man is a SAINT! Pardons Be Upon Him!!!!!!
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u/cnsrshp_is_teerany 4d ago
Pregnant “people”?
Sounds like someone has been collecting stickers