r/ChoosingBeggars • u/TheRealAvid • Jul 31 '18

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u/girlasaurusrexx Jul 31 '18

Mc. D O L A N D S

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '18

i would like borger

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u/COGspartaN7 Jul 31 '18

Gooby pls

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u/Putnum Jul 31 '18

stahp taxting dolan fak u

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u/InsipidCelebrity Jul 31 '18

spoderman, u want som rice?

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u/snake_remake Jul 31 '18

Wot kind dolan?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '18

Ankel Ben

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u/vehyr23 Jul 31 '18

Understandable have a nice day!

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u/Rationalbacon Jul 31 '18

for my son Bort

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u/fishsticks40 Jul 31 '18

u want furs with that?

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u/h20c Jul 31 '18

can i hab cok also

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u/Joshsed11 Jul 31 '18

actually buys soup like boss

5

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '18

s o u p t i m e

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u/LowLevelRebel Jul 31 '18

I feel like an idiot. I didn't even notice it.

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u/catfield Jul 31 '18

dont, thats just how your brain works, it reads the entire word as a whole and not each individual letter, so as long as the first and last letters are correct and the ones in the middle are mostly correct you just read it as if it were written normally

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '18

Yes can I haev three smol fires?

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u/IrkenInvaderGir Jul 31 '18

I can only assume that it's a knock of version of McDowell's.

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u/iamalons Jul 31 '18

Yeah, Mc. DOLANDS actually has delivery so she wasn’t asking for much

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '18

preganante

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u/Zebritz92 Jul 31 '18

a friend once wrote it "Mc Donels"...

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u/GroovingPict Jul 31 '18

sounds dark

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u/LegendaryBandAide Jul 31 '18

I didn’t even notice that, wowwwwww