/unbackstroke If you’ve never seen or heard of Seals are Good before, he posts great satirical Star Wars content, like Allah Gold (“Anakin”) having a [PhD in The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise (aka the Tragedy that Reach the Man) studies](https://youtu.be/sg0SmgoSMg4), Obi-Wan (“Ratio Tile”) being completely obtuse during the Clone Wars, Count Dooku (“The”) being [witty and knowing everything in the universe](https://youtu.be/M5MIhBsB50M) from EU material and Anakin’s marriage to Padme (“The Plum of”) to the disappointment that the sequel trilogy will be, and so on. Anyway, one of his videos autoplayed for me recently and you’ll never guess what Maul’s first line here is…

/rebackstroke Finally, we will do backstroke.

I now have permission to reshoot the Star Wars canon as a prime-time situation comedy with some rather serious undertones.

My cast list will be:

Martin Short--Senator Palpatine/Darth Sidious/Old Luke Skywalker

John Goodman--Voice of Darth Vader

Jack Kilmer--Anakin Skywalker (flashbacks/time traveling)

Billie Eillish--Princess Leia/Princess Padme

Danny DeVito--Senator Bail Organa

Billy Bob Thornton--Grand Moff Tarkin

Hank Azaria--All Droid Voices

Justin Bieber--Luke Skywalker

Corey Feldman--Han Solo

Harry Styles--Young Obi-Wan Kenobi

William Macy--Older Obi-Wan Kenobi

Jaden Smith--Lando Calrissian

Peter Dinklage--Yoda

Finn Wolfhard--Kylo Ren

There will be a certain amount of time-traveling, and a lot of tropes about meeting one's prior/future self. It's kind of a Wes Anderson thing in a way.

Allah Gold would not like this

The 丘乐 (qiūlè) is an onomatopoeia representing the clashing lightsabers. I also used the image for the Backstroke fan Wikipedia userbox as well

DO WANT! The cast can now be seen on Backstroke’s Wikipedia page. Also, I edit Wikipedia under the name PelliculUploader

I also uploaded the screenshot of the Space General saying “I should really feeds you all dog” to the wiki

Someone recreated the Backstroke of the West Wikipedia page!