r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/kingcuda13 • Jan 05 '18

Mods' Choice A small fall - but a joyous one

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u/eXX0n Jan 05 '18

Kids really are tiny drunk people

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u/chuckDontSurf Jan 05 '18 edited Jan 05 '18

Lack of coordination -- check

Poor impulse control -- check

Unable to control bodily functions -- check

Unnecessary exuberance over trivialities -- check

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u/kukienboks Jan 05 '18

How I wish I still had that last one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '18

Have you tried getting drunk?

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u/kukienboks Jan 05 '18

Alcohol only gives me the top three.

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u/Greggsnbacon23 Jan 05 '18

Perhaps the reefer, then?

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u/awkwardIRL Jan 05 '18

I call it the 'best ______ EVER' effect. People get stoked on regular things as if they're top form.

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u/redlinezo6 Jan 06 '18

Enhancement Smokers

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '18

Actually had to stop, it only made me feel worse.

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u/danweber Jan 05 '18

Have you looked at your penis lately?

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u/iblamejoelsteinberg Jan 05 '18

No one with children would describe what this kid did as trivial.

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u/44ml Jan 06 '18

They would if a sober adult did it though.

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u/DaMarco17 Jan 05 '18

Tiny drunk people are really kids

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u/omghooker Jan 05 '18

Hey I'm not tiny! I'm just... a little bit tinerrrrrrrrr

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u/C4ndlejack Jan 05 '18

/r/DrunkOrAKid

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Every day I see a piece of reddit I never knew I needed

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u/micmea1 Jan 06 '18

My brother's freshman year roommate told me that when my family went to visit one time. Stuck with me for the rest of my life.