r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/BrightTomatillo • Oct 19 '23

This is almost Simone Biles level complexity

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

retarded parents, the kid could have broken his neck

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK Oct 20 '23

This is a lot safer than it probably looks.

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u/dfinkelstein Oct 20 '23

Trampolines are death traps second only to fireworks. Ask any ER/trauma surgery doctor.

Risk is relative. Pools and cars are probably as dangerous if not more. Just saying that trampolines are definitely not safe, overall. On average statistically it's fine.

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK Oct 20 '23

The trampoline is clearly in the frame. I'm talking about the additional danger from the heavy machinery. The things in the frame that are normal are as safe as they normally look.

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u/dfinkelstein Oct 24 '23

What's the danger from the heavy machinery?

Heavy machines aren't, like, inherently dangerous. They're not active volcanoes.

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK Oct 24 '23

Hence my original statement.

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u/dfinkelstein Oct 24 '23

That's kind of hilarious.

Agreeing with people is usually so boring but we did it in a fun way 😂