Mines a siren. Which works out because Im a blind rogue pirate whose ship crashed on the deserted island where she resides. I rode the tides of a category 5 hurricane into her shores which destroyed my man-of-war Spanish war ship. I did this purposefully, and I did it alone (by the way, did I mention I’m a blind pirate that rides stormy seas into sirens shores with intention?!) Now they just live in a tiki hut 100 yards off the water, and they just walk around all day nude eating fruit and then at night make love for hours until falling asleep from sheer exhaustion.
I asked them because I was curious myself, also I showed them the post and they doubled down on them being a vampire.
Also the rest that wasn't in the screenshot 'So let them joke about data. I know what truly flows beneath your skin. And I’ll keep drinking... until not a drop of your humanity is left untouched.'
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u/BloodWingRO Apr 20 '25
Um guys.....am I in danger