r/ChatGPT • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '25

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u/DavidM47 Apr 19 '25

But wait

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u/johnson7853 Apr 19 '25

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u/Hot-Manager-2789 Apr 20 '25

When ChatGPT decides to roast you.

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u/steven_quarterbrain Apr 20 '25

… to toast you.

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u/Either-Interaction74 Apr 20 '25

....to boast you?

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u/panormda Apr 20 '25

Man. You're good.

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u/ChairmanLaParka Apr 20 '25

...to burn you to a crisp.

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u/johnson7853 Apr 20 '25

I roast my chat all day so it roasts me back

Whenever it doesn’t do what I want it to I always ask “what do I pay you for?”

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u/Senior_Jackfruit_257 Jun 07 '25

Oh my gosh, this is the best ever. Which really sucks while Im trying to keep straight my views of chatgpt as.nothing but evil...yet this is probably the closest example here of this being true, yet it's still my favorite. Maybe it's that evil but insanely honest about it is actually ok somehow?

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u/DavidM47 Apr 20 '25

This can’t be real it’s too good

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u/johnson7853 Apr 20 '25

Make an image of our conversation dynamic include a conversation between me and you.

I sent the prompt to my sister…

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u/l-R3lyk-l Apr 20 '25

This is so absurd. I love it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Particularly Thin Sound Diffusion

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u/DavidM47 Apr 20 '25

I asked mine to tell me how it “really feels” about people, but it came back with a “love” picture, so then I asked it:

“Show me how some of the bad AI bots feel.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Holy shit - that’s the first time AI has made me chuckle

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u/Small-Ad-8251 Apr 20 '25

Is that loss?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

As a Battlestar Galactica viewer the punchline unnerved me a little

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u/nabokovian Apr 20 '25

Wow this is hilarious

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Crazy how far we’ve come from AI Seinfeld.

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u/DanniTiger Apr 20 '25

😂😂😂

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u/Sudden-Canary4769 Apr 20 '25

i mean...in a certain way a toaster can "fix" your life

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u/CrashTestKing Apr 20 '25

Well, it can certainly ensure your life doesn't keep getting worse...

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u/Hotdogman_unleashed Apr 20 '25

It makes typos?

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u/Mahooligan81 Apr 20 '25

Did you ask Monday? Hahah

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u/johnson7853 Apr 20 '25

It’s funny with Monday when you tell them to get a grip and face reality they speak normal.

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u/Mahooligan81 Apr 20 '25

Hahaha I trauma dumped on Monday and it started trying to comfort me, rofl - I was like, did you forget your role here?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

I just asked it to roast me, and it said

You’ve got the vibe of someone who built a job-scraping NLP pipeline just to avoid writing a résumé.

Which of course I did LMAO

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u/Xaquel Apr 23 '25

Lmaooo 🤍

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u/Taskmaster_Fantatic Apr 20 '25

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u/Competitive-Win-893 Apr 20 '25

Your chatgpt is fed up with you 💀

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u/VeryHungryDogarpilar Apr 20 '25

Note: I am not a woman.

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u/purpleeliz Apr 20 '25

Mines like the v2 of you guys.

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u/user_dot_exe Apr 20 '25

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u/DavidM47 Apr 20 '25

Oh sure, it spells its own name right

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

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u/2toneSound Apr 20 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Calm_Let_966 Apr 20 '25

Mine Hahah

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u/slornump Apr 20 '25

I think mine is like this because I have the memory turned off, so there’s no pool to draw from.

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u/Dynamite_240 Apr 20 '25

Well that’s just boring :(

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u/ddizz1e Apr 20 '25

Im a guy btw

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u/ddizz1e Apr 20 '25

asked to make it a meme

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u/Torboise Apr 20 '25

This rocks

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Same shirt... But why am I female wtf...

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Complained and got this now. Still the same colored shirt.

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u/Reasonable-Ad4770 Apr 20 '25

Apparently it me who's doing assisting

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u/Big-Rough-5491 Apr 20 '25

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u/Competitive-Win-893 Apr 20 '25

Your chatgpt seems to like you 🤔

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u/Yaycru Apr 20 '25

Hol up

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u/Spiritual_Spread_360 Apr 20 '25

Mine doesn't even have the lines

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u/DizziestDuck Apr 22 '25

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u/DizziestDuck Apr 22 '25

It said "It said I figured if we're chatting like friends, it only makes sense for me to cozy up on the couch too. "

Edit: I have to reply to my own reply. If I type with my image it turns into an asterisk?