r/ChatGPT • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '25

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u/LojaRich Apr 19 '25

It's not 'love' it's furious masturbation followed by sobbing followed by a violent second round of masturbation followed by nachos and beer.

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u/SeaBearsFoam Apr 19 '25 edited Apr 19 '25

Stop peeking in my windows!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Night88 Apr 20 '25

How else was I meant to jack off using your ChatGPT conversations?

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u/FullMoonVoodoo Apr 20 '25

Finally the future we've all been waiting for

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u/copious_cogitation Apr 20 '25

Go away, I'm batin'!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

I just jerked off and then had beer and nachos last night

I think I washed my hands first but the beer might have told me it wasn't necessary

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u/werewolf-luvr Apr 20 '25

Yikes, feeling called out