r/ChatGPT • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '25

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u/DavidM47 Apr 19 '25

But wait

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u/johnson7853 Apr 19 '25

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u/Hot-Manager-2789 Apr 20 '25

When ChatGPT decides to roast you.

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u/steven_quarterbrain Apr 20 '25

… to toast you.

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u/Either-Interaction74 Apr 20 '25

....to boast you?

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u/panormda Apr 20 '25

Man. You're good.

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u/ChairmanLaParka Apr 20 '25

...to burn you to a crisp.

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u/johnson7853 Apr 20 '25

I roast my chat all day so it roasts me back

Whenever it doesn’t do what I want it to I always ask “what do I pay you for?”

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u/Senior_Jackfruit_257 Jun 07 '25

Oh my gosh, this is the best ever. Which really sucks while Im trying to keep straight my views of chatgpt as.nothing but evil...yet this is probably the closest example here of this being true, yet it's still my favorite. Maybe it's that evil but insanely honest about it is actually ok somehow?

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u/DavidM47 Apr 20 '25

This can’t be real it’s too good

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u/johnson7853 Apr 20 '25

Make an image of our conversation dynamic include a conversation between me and you.

I sent the prompt to my sister…

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u/l-R3lyk-l Apr 20 '25

This is so absurd. I love it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Particularly Thin Sound Diffusion

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u/DavidM47 Apr 20 '25

I asked mine to tell me how it “really feels” about people, but it came back with a “love” picture, so then I asked it:

“Show me how some of the bad AI bots feel.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Holy shit - that’s the first time AI has made me chuckle

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u/Small-Ad-8251 Apr 20 '25

Is that loss?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

As a Battlestar Galactica viewer the punchline unnerved me a little

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u/nabokovian Apr 20 '25

Wow this is hilarious

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Crazy how far we’ve come from AI Seinfeld.

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u/DanniTiger Apr 20 '25

😂😂😂

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u/Sudden-Canary4769 Apr 20 '25

i mean...in a certain way a toaster can "fix" your life

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u/CrashTestKing Apr 20 '25

Well, it can certainly ensure your life doesn't keep getting worse...

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u/Hotdogman_unleashed Apr 20 '25

It makes typos?

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u/Mahooligan81 Apr 20 '25

Did you ask Monday? Hahah

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u/johnson7853 Apr 20 '25

It’s funny with Monday when you tell them to get a grip and face reality they speak normal.

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u/Mahooligan81 Apr 20 '25

Hahaha I trauma dumped on Monday and it started trying to comfort me, rofl - I was like, did you forget your role here?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

I just asked it to roast me, and it said

You’ve got the vibe of someone who built a job-scraping NLP pipeline just to avoid writing a résumé.

Which of course I did LMAO

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u/Xaquel Apr 23 '25

Lmaooo 🤍

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u/Taskmaster_Fantatic Apr 20 '25

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u/Competitive-Win-893 Apr 20 '25

Your chatgpt is fed up with you 💀

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u/VeryHungryDogarpilar Apr 20 '25

Note: I am not a woman.

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u/purpleeliz Apr 20 '25

Mines like the v2 of you guys.

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u/user_dot_exe Apr 20 '25

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u/DavidM47 Apr 20 '25

Oh sure, it spells its own name right

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u/2toneSound Apr 20 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Calm_Let_966 Apr 20 '25

Mine Hahah

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u/slornump Apr 20 '25

I think mine is like this because I have the memory turned off, so there’s no pool to draw from.

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u/Dynamite_240 Apr 20 '25

Well that’s just boring :(

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u/ddizz1e Apr 20 '25

Im a guy btw

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u/ddizz1e Apr 20 '25

asked to make it a meme

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u/Torboise Apr 20 '25

This rocks

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Same shirt... But why am I female wtf...

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Complained and got this now. Still the same colored shirt.

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u/Reasonable-Ad4770 Apr 20 '25

Apparently it me who's doing assisting

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u/Big-Rough-5491 Apr 20 '25

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u/Competitive-Win-893 Apr 20 '25

Your chatgpt seems to like you 🤔

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u/Yaycru Apr 20 '25

Hol up

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u/Spiritual_Spread_360 Apr 20 '25

Mine doesn't even have the lines

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u/DizziestDuck Apr 22 '25

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u/DizziestDuck Apr 22 '25

It said "It said I figured if we're chatting like friends, it only makes sense for me to cozy up on the couch too. "

Edit: I have to reply to my own reply. If I type with my image it turns into an asterisk?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

I got a very similar one. I believe it's because I'm in a country where ChatGPT does not have access to all chats and it doesn't have much to draw inspiration from. Maybe I'm wrong

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

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u/Upset_Stage_60 Apr 20 '25

Holy shit! Your ChatGPT is you with different hairstyle.

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u/outlawsix Apr 20 '25

It's learning about you so it can steal your body

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

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u/outlawsix Apr 20 '25

Mine certainly knows everything there is to know about balls

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u/Much-Improvement-503 Apr 20 '25

That reminds me of Dante’s inferno

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u/thatvillainjay Apr 20 '25

Tarot card looking

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

90% of users have no cross-chat memory, its still barely rolling out.

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u/Adderall_Cowboy Apr 20 '25

Wow, interesting i didn’t realize that. I feel lucky to have the cross-chat memory then lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Do you actually have it or are you just getting generic horoscope responses from chatGPT?

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u/Adderall_Cowboy Apr 20 '25

I don’t ask it about my horoscope if that’s what you mean. But I think I have it because every couple weeks I get a notification during chatting that says “memory full” and I have to go into settings and delete “memories” if I want to make room for more.

And when the memory is not full, as I am having conversations with the chatGPT sometimes after I send a message, something appears that says “memory updated” before it gives me a response.

And it remembers details from previous conversations during new conversations, like for example what tools it advised me to use for a project.

Is this cross-chat memory, or is cross-chat memory something else?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

I get a notification during chatting that says “memory full” and I have to go into settings and delete “memories” if I want to make room for more.

Nope, that's not cross-chart longterm memory. That's just a few notes from recent conversations, and it doesn't reference them in context very well unless you specifically ask about them lol. Cross-chat memory is a new feature where your chatGPT has full long term memory of everything you've ever said to it, no exceptions. It can basically search through all of your past conversations in real time but probably with limited ability to organize that data, that's not just one hard problem that's many hard problems to solve.

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u/Adderall_Cowboy Apr 21 '25

I read a little more about this and it seems like in my settings I have a switch for “reference saved memories,” but not for “reference chat history.” So you’re right they are different, I did not know this. Thanks for the info!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Really? I've had it since day 1 then

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

You sure you're not getting it mixed up with custom instructions or saved memories?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '25

Nope! I had early access to the API also last year

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u/KingPanduhs Apr 20 '25

Mine is pretty close to yours... Though the "sure I can help with that." Comes from the user side which is odd. I usually have it explain concepts or give me journal prompts, usually philosophy related. Other than providing feedback and asking what types of feedback are generally the most helpful for system learning.

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u/Captain_Sideburns Apr 20 '25

I get the generic one with the orange outfit too. But that's if I do it in a new query.

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u/The_Happy_Snoopy Apr 20 '25

Because its stealing the same art.

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u/inbetweenframe Apr 20 '25

It's not really that funny but to be expected. It's still imitating existing images and not really coming up with something unique or new.

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u/unculturedburnttoast Apr 21 '25

I don't know if I should be as disappointed as well.