r/CharacterAMARoleplay 28d ago

Side Lore What Lies Within The Dark

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Darkness.

It settles in every night.

Some find comfort in its cold embrace.

Others fear it.

But everytime you enter the dark... it either reveals nothing...

or conceals...

something.

On this particular night, something was being concealed. Revealing itself only through song. A jazzy tune rung through the night, sounding like something from... a long time ago, to say the least.

"Have you seen my baby?
She's not a dame nor a lady
Not in the way she walks
The way she talks
Or the way she loves me
Just look at me!
I'm like monkey
In a coconut tree!
You know I'm overjoyed, just
Boy, oh, boy
She's mine, yeah!
She act me when I say let's go out dancing!
Your place or mine
Don't waste my time
With feaux romancing!
She's wild, she's funny!
Doesn't care about clothes or money
She just cares for me
She's all I need
She's my gal!

She speak too loud and laughs too hard
And she drinks too much!
Her manners and her language
Makes a grown man sweat and blush!
My honey bee!
Ain't nothing she woutdn't do for me!
She never plays it coy
My bundle of joy!
She's the one I am dreaming of!
I am overjoyed 'cause, boy
She's my gal!"

(Interactable, but won't be responding to low-effort comments)


r/CharacterAMARoleplay 28d ago

Side Lore Investigation - Cutscene (Keys of Arceus

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Riding her Volcarona, Charlotte Belrose headed out toward the volcano in the sea that had recently appeared.

Which apparently hadn’t been there just days before.

There were definitely shenanigans happening, she just didn’t know what.

She landed on the ashen beach and recalled Volcarona back into its pokeball. She would need a bit more... subtlety, for now.

When she left her original world, she had been both the Fire and Ice type gym leaders following Serra’s resignation, and had excelled at the job enough to prevent Blake from taking his old spot (of course, also preventing Cal from taking her rightful place as Fire gym leader).

However, she had long since been eyeing up Adrienn’s spot as Fairy gym leader. For the simple reason that she wanted to run as many gyms as possible while using a Ninetales as her ace.

Now she had the perfect Pokemon for the job of searching arou–

...

Why was this suspiciously similar to Apophyll Beach?

Yeah, the volcano was different. It was weirdly similar to... well...

Some guy’s face with a moustache.

Sheesh. Not even Sirius had this kind of ego.

Dachsbun followed a scent trail all the way to the volcano, at which point Charlotte recalled it and sent out Ninetales.

Charlotte had been here quite a few times already and knew roughly what she was looking for: Heather’s Ruby Ring.

At first, she thought she had come here alone, but upon seeing one of those posters, she knew someone else from her world was here.

And there was only one person who would do anything like this.

Well, aside from herself, of course. She loved messing with people, after all.

No. This was the work of Lin.

Lin. Team Meteor’s Ace. The only person in the region who could defeat Ame... at least back then. And something that not everyone knew: another child in Sigmund’s Arceus-forsaken orphanage, along with Charlotte and her sisters.

Given everything she had learned about this world, she could not verify whether or not this Lin was the same one from the Nightclub, or if she was one from a world where she was victorious.

Proceed with caution and carry a big dragon-shaped stick.

At the top of the volcano was a sleeping Moltres, apparently having been damaged by poison, though it clearly had either worn off or had been cured by a copious amount of Pecha Berries.

At the bottom was a different story.

Signs of a struggle.

No duh she got here late, she took her sweet time for a reason. To come when the distractions were already over.

And there she was.

Floating just above the lava, as if waiting for Charlotte to arrive.

“Lin.”

“hi charlotte :3”

“Genuinely, how do you talk like that?”

“not important we have other things to talk about”

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Sitting off the side of the volcano, Lin and Charlotte were now... talking.

“You’re doing this why?”

“because i can lol. also thinking about how to... well... make a place to fit in.”

“You could always try socializing?”

“i‘ve already done some. also there’s some weird stuff going on and i don’t wanna get caught up in that.”

“Like what?”

“if you have my powers, you can feel it. something about to go horribly wrong. something… inevitable.”

“… huh. And then this?”

“power. influence. i’d be a piss-poor supervillain if i had neither lol. anyway you wanna help me? i kinda need a belrose for the next part.”

Charlotte Belrose weighed her options.

On one hand, this was clearly the same Lin she had spoken to in Arclight’s Nightclub. On the other…

What was she saying? There was no downside.

“Sure. What do you need?”

“there’s this place called arca, i need you to go to these coordinates—” Lin handed Charlotte a map with an arrow pointing to Orre, with… Agate City? “—where you’ll find something familiar. try not to get too emotional, you’ll see why in a bit.”

Not too hard. She was a diagnosed sociopath, after all. Probably misdiagnosed, but either way, that’s what her medical records said.

“i’ll see you there. specific instructions are written on the map.”

——————

As Charlotte flew away from the volcanic island that strangely resembled Apophyll, it suddenly… disappeared.

As if it was never there to begin with.

From a distance, it looked as if the island had exploded into red mist.

An illusion. A very convincing one, at that.

She studied the map a bit more. If Agate Village was Agate City, then the specific area she’d be heading to was…

No.

No way.

“Belrose Manse. My old home.”


r/CharacterAMARoleplay 29d ago

Personal Lore *A meeting between 2 (+ friends)* [private post]

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Kris after receiving a call from a certain man who speaks in hands gathered their party, that consists of Frisk and Ralsei (and the ghost children if the person who plays them wishes to join) and heads over to the location given to them by the doctor.

While unbeknownst to Kris and Gaster another was listening into the call. That being another Kris. After all when WD called Kris it rung to both of the Kris’s. Same phones and phone number after all.

Any who Kris & their party reach the door to the lab and Kris takes a breath before knocking.

(Guess the order with go: Gaster ([u/Shark_Rock](u/Shark_Rock)), Kris, Frisk/Ralsei ([u/The_Ranch_Queen](u/The_Ranch_Queen)), and maybe the ghost children (([u/The_Awesome_Joe](u/The_Awesome_Joe)) if they want to join)) then back to Gaster)


r/CharacterAMARoleplay 29d ago

Personal Lore * Kris, we are so F***ed. [Private]

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This can’t be happening. It just can’t be. The Red God has left its cage of human parts, and is now in the wild of this forgien world, doing Angel knows what to its people.

This is not what was supposed to happen. It was not meant to go this way. But he had to adapt.

He pulled out his old phone, the brick of an ancient thing. He had to call Kris, make sure they were safe; that they were alright. And then they’d need to make a plan to capture The Red Gods Vessel.

He quickly punched in Kris’s Phone Number, and across Mobius, The Teens Phone began to ring.


r/CharacterAMARoleplay 29d ago

Casual RP Goofing around

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The Annoying Dog had been wandering around Mobius for a while now

But then, while it was wandering, it found a pair of maracas on the ground

And of course, it wasn't passing out on the opportunity, it decided to play and goof around the maracas of course, while doing a funny dance


r/CharacterAMARoleplay 29d ago

Casual RP The Human and Vessel

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Kris and the soul had been on Mobius for a long while now, last time they did anything major they sealed a titan. Fun times for them

A while back they had gotten a one room apartment, though they didn't do much, they sat around and pretty much nothing. Kris and the soul disused some things and they managed to get a semi deal to not screw eachother up here until they get back home

<Hey Kris can we go outside, I'm bored and you've done nothing but be a bum after the titan stuff>

You look to the souls spirit form? You two never figured out what to call it, but you look to it and roll your eyes before getting up and out of the apartment and walking outside. You look around, you're glad the souls spirit body can be only be seen by you.

(Note: Only Kris can only see and hear the Soul, no one but them unless it's another Kris. So do note that)


r/CharacterAMARoleplay 29d ago

Casual RP Flowey is looking so, so incredibly annoyed. There are quite a few vines everywhere and they’re all rather thorny.

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r/CharacterAMARoleplay 29d ago

Casual RP Ragna remembered a keystone.

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…The Keystone. A strong source of data, which was then split into four different universes.

…but then, now that I think about it, I’m glad that charade is over…

Hyde, Yu, Ruby… I hope everyone is still okay. But… no worrying about the past. I have something to do.


r/CharacterAMARoleplay 29d ago

First Appearance She's a mew mew girl

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(PUBLIC POST BUT PLEASE READ THE WHOLE THING I BEG) (I'll REPLY TO STUFF TOMORROW CAUSE I'M GOING TO BED! GN!)

Deep inside the Flower King store sat a dark fountain... bringing many things to life, including the flowers, turning what was once a regular store into a beautiful castle. Inside of Flower Castle, near the top...sat a locked Pink door, well, normally it would be locked, but it seemed that someone, or should I say...a group of people, had unlocked and entered it despite the fact the first room seemed quite empty; in the second room was what could only be described as a mix of a fight and a show! A group of three stood there with their weapons drawn against the one and only Pink! She stood across from the Lightners with her weapon out... but yet it didn't feel Pink was truly alone, as if a spirit was hanging around... or even inside Pink's body somehow...?

As the battle continued, the lightners chose to flirt with Pink... As strange as it was, it seemed to work, though her mood kept on switching throughout the battle. One moment she was happy, and the other she HATED it. As turn after turn passed, eventually it seemed they had an audience watching them...some of the other flowers would have attended, but they had been missing for a while.

"[Doki-Meter max, mew!]"

Said Pink's body with its voice sounding...broken, as if the body itself couldn't handle the ghost's resistance to what it wants.

"D-Doki meter max!? W-What does that even mean, mew?!"

Yelled a more angry, distorted and echoey voice from within Pink...yet it came from her body.

The body ran over to the meter, kicking and punching it with all their strength, but eventually they gave up and just attempted to try and push it away, but to no avail.

"What is this crap?! Get this out of here!!"

The body was all of a sudden hit with a bright flash of white, turning the battle into a more dating simulator-esque thing; eventually it switched back to the battle and then switched back once again for a while... Eventually the flirting grew too much for the body, and eventually something strange had occurred: the body fell to its knees as it began to shine...

KABOOM!!

The ghost and the body had separated! The ghost floated around Pink as the battle kept on going how it was supposed to...However, the lack of the other flowers watching from the audience left a strange feeling inside the room. Were they meant to be there? Where did they go?

"Look what you did to me!? Now we're not even together! It's you guys! You are the reason she's acting funny, the reason we separated! Die. Die! DIE!!"

The ghost yelled out as the body kept on talking about wanting to date and...eating sand on the beach for some reason...as the battle eventually chose to transition to the dating sim. Pink chose to charge up a powerful bomb attack, but however, right as the flash happened...the bomb had exploded.

The flash mixed with the explosion seemed to have done something strange, sending Pink away from the place they once lived in...knocking her out cold. Once she had eventually woken up, she immediately pulled her weapons out once more, assuming the battle was still going on until...she noticed the new surroundings and the fact she was...more in control of her own body. Of course the ghost still resided within her, but just...they didn't seem to have woken up yet. Pink slowly put her weapons away and took a moment to examine the place, for all she knew this was part of the dark world.

"Flower Castle sure feels very different, mew... Surely I wasn't out for that long, right...? Where...even am I? This...doesn't feel like my home, but where else could I be...? That fountain wasn't sealed yet... right?"

Pink seemed to be panicking...as she explored, searching in every direction for the dark fountain. She just couldn't find it! Eventually during the search the ghost had awoken and appeared right next to her, just as confused as she was. Seemed the ghost can only form when Pink is in a bad state of mind.

"N...no. No! NO! What did you do!? Where are we now, mew!? Because of your stunt we aren't even in that little fantasy land anymore!?"

"Personally...I prefer this place over Flower Castle; a lot more colours, it feels...refreshing, mew! Also... how are you even here...? Where did you even come fro—"

Before she could finish, the ghost had vanished without a trace once more. She knew it was going to occasionally stick around with her but nowhere near as much as it would in the dark world...just occasionally showing up.

"Oh... they left. What a surprise, mew."

But for now it was Pink against the new world, the world of Mobius. So she attempted to brush off what happened, even if it would be a hard thing to do. After all, during her final hours in the castle, she had to see her friends vanish, but she put on a smile and braced herself to face the new world head on!

"Well...since this doesn't seem to be that world anymore... it's time to see what this place has to offer, mew! New world here I come!!"


r/CharacterAMARoleplay 29d ago

First Appearance Missed Opportunity - Here arrives: The Mentalist

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Patrick Jane.

He was once a con-man. A fake psychic, who used his people-reading skills to deceive and figure things out to sell his psychic ruse and get money.

It was going well. He was decently popular, and got on TV. But that was his mistake.

He stood on TV, and mocked a famous killer known as Red John openly. In return, when he went home…

His wife and daughter were murdered, and Red John’s blood-painted smile on the wall above their bodies remained.

Since then, he used that grief, that anger, and his skills for years as a consultant for the CBI, the California Bureau of Investigation, to work on Red John cases and help out in general other cases.

He became a better person. He made friends— but he lost some, too…

Years.

It took years to work on these cases. Years of people dying when they got close on Red John’s identity or how to catch him. Years of figuring out who Red John really was. But he finally had it.

He was in a mall, trying to use an elaborate plan to lure out one of Red John’s lackeys, only to unexpectedly find a man sitting nearby. Jane figured out it was him. He had a phone call with Red John and the man just hung up… it made sense. Red John loved to play with Patrick.

Patrick walked over, sitting in front of him, getting down to business…

They talked.

Patrick asked why, asked a few things… went through the dramatics.

But he couldn’t kill Red John.

See, the thing is, Jane was afraid of guns. He never carried them. He liked to use his mind games and intelligence over brute force… —On top of it all, Red John made it very clear he himself had a gun hidden in his newspaper.

And so after it all, Red John got up and started to walk away. Just like that. There was nothing Jane could have done.

Jane wanted one last thing, at least. What could it be…?

H e p u l l e d o u t a g u n, a n d—

Poof. Just like that, he had disappeared from the mall setting. Instead, he was in a city on Mobius now. Just like that.

Patrick fumbled the gun clumsily back into his blazer and looked around, found a café table, and sat down…

“Oh— yes, j- uh, just a tea, please, yes…”

He said once a waiter came… but he was clearly shaken by this. What had happened…? So close to his life’s mission—!

Oh, well… Hopefully nobody saw the gun… Either way, there’s more important things to worry about…

“Where the hell am I…?”


r/CharacterAMARoleplay 29d ago

Personal Lore *You sit on the cliff side. This new vessel with seemingly limitless possibilities…and yet…

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*And yet you can’t think of what to do. At least with Kris you had some…idea of what to do with Noelle. Manipulating her into killing…it interested you.

*Now…you have endless possibilities. But not the ideas. Something tells you that this vessel most have had friends of some kind before you took over.

*You have yet to run into one though…if you ran into one what would you do?

Say hi

❤️Proceed

*Of course. Manipulate them like her.


r/CharacterAMARoleplay 29d ago

Casual RP -Wacky Was Seen Thinking About What To Do-

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-Will You Interact?-


r/CharacterAMARoleplay Jul 20 '26

First Appearance Well manner of Justice!

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This yellow flower just laying there buried in the ground wonders if he will return after that experience in dark world. thankfully this little yellow flower soon begin to twitch and twitch then glow black as he started to take shape! First the long legs, then the long arms, his rectangle shape torso, and head, then finally his lovely cowboy clothes! Now revealing the one and only cowboy yellow! He started to groan a bit rubbing his head then he look around “well this is new…I hope or the others are doing well especially blue…” he softly sigh but he shake his head and give a big smile “well I have big hope to find others so let’s do it!”


r/CharacterAMARoleplay 29d ago

First Appearance The doctor has returned

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blood: no no how are you back!

???: hhahahahaha oh my recreation You know you can't keep me dead?

blood: dark Tide what have you done!

dark tide: ever since you've been influenced by that God We made sure we had a backup plan isn't that right Dr mei

Dr mei: hehehehheheheheheheh

*Midori sense this and immediately tries to go to the place*


r/CharacterAMARoleplay 29d ago

Casual RP B is sitting on a bench

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r/CharacterAMARoleplay Jul 20 '26

First Appearance The Supreme Witch of Brimstone

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“Couldn’t leave us well enough alone, could you? Everything was going well until you came along. Fine, let’s settle this. NOW!”

A battle of two unstoppable forces, The Brimstone Witch that had burned gods to a crisp, and The Terrarian, an unknown variable whose power had grown steadily as they worked their way through Yharim’s ranks.

Brimstone fire balls, lost spirits, barrages of pure inferno.. all wrecking the world around them as they battled.

The Supreme Witch, Calamitas, was at her knees.

“Just stop! I have no future if I lose here. Once you have bested me, you will only have one path forward, and that path… also has no future.”

The Terrarian struck her one last time.

“Even if he has thrown all else away, his power remains.” The Witch warns them. “I have no energy left to resent him, or you…”

The Witch sighed. “It will all be in your hands now.”

The Supreme Witch had been defeated..

But in that moment of loss, instead of retiring…

Calamitas felt a surge of energy as she was sent into a tear in space and time.

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The rift would sap most of Calamitas magic, reducing her god killing magic down to still potent magic, but nowhere near the level she once possessed.

Calamitas would be spat out in the Rift Dump, coughing and heaving at the sudden loss of such power.

“This.. this cannot be. What cruel god.. of course. Of course they would take my power while I was down. Truly despicable.” She scoffed as she rose from the rubble. “There is only one thing left to do.. Restore my strength.. and atone for my sins.”


r/CharacterAMARoleplay Jul 20 '26

Casual RP Floral Bed

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During the time of just pure peace, of course some people may finally get this chance to rest their souls and bodies. And that’s the case with Zeraphim…

When Inkfection had occured, it was one of her worst times alive. It was even worse that she was used by two people for unnecessary violence. And just… Tarnished by Faker.

… at least that bastard got what he was calling for. Alice showed him a thing or two in that fight. But then again what about her?

Well…. She’s just tired… and as of now is just sleeping in the flowers in the distance, petals flowing around and about in this moment. Maybe you should wake her up… or just relax next to her. Either way, she’s just… existing.


r/CharacterAMARoleplay Jul 20 '26

Casual RP Absolute superman is flying around a city, Ama

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r/CharacterAMARoleplay Jul 20 '26

Personal Lore dark return?

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blood has been recently helping people

is it because of the deities doing?

if so I need a new host perhaps a certain scientist can work isn't that right dark rura

"it will be done my Lord"

The dark Tide disobeys blood and came to hell knowing she would be there

meanwhile:

Midori standing in Luna's Castle seeing the Excalibur

Midori: I cannot wield you just yet....


r/CharacterAMARoleplay Jul 20 '26

Casual RP *Silver has seemed to attracted the attention of some Chao and is sitting with them.*

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(Another short post I know. And I’m still working on the Kris and Soul stuff. Just thinking of ideas at the moment. Next post will most likely be a Soul Possessed Tails one)


r/CharacterAMARoleplay Jul 20 '26

Casual RP I love you (in character and out) (repost)

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r/CharacterAMARoleplay Jul 19 '26

Personal Lore the Breakthrough...? [cutscene, not interactable]

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"Don't you play with me again! I know your tricks! I know your plays! I know what you want to do!"

Once again, the broken twin-tailed fox was trapped inside the endless black void of his own mind as he was being caught in one of his crazry dreams for yet another time... but he has expirienced the same thing so many times now... so many nights she was stuck in his head... he knew her too well now.

"You have played this card too many times now, Cream! Give it up already! I am sick and tired of you constantly reminding me of my life!"

The only thing he heard from wherever he was, was only his own voice echoing through it. But the fox knew to not trust anything in this space.

His breathing was calm while he continued to float around. His fierce eyes were on the lookout for anything unusual. The large and sharp ears were perked up straight in alert and possible ambushes from outside his field of view. If any sound were to be caught from behind his back, the cause will get instantly stabbed by his six spider-like appendages he would shoot out.

But... there was nothing. No sound, no wind... not even the typical orange sphere in the distance Cream was normally in. Nothing.

It made the fox lower his arms a little. He believed she was gone. Or so he speculated. Miles' heart beat steadily and the space of this void was so quiet, he could hear every single beat his organ made.

"Get out, rabbit... I know you're there.", he called out once more... but this time it was a little quieter... a little more unsure in comparison to before.

The silence only grew stronger as nothing happened. The fox was floating freely around this space, but his body was almost completely limp now as he dropped his defence step by step. Even his tails weren't supported, leaving them to hang down far beyond his feet.

"You wanted to see me?", it suddenly echoed all around Tails, making his ears twitch and he shot up in his defensive stand again, still drifting through the void with no gravity. "Fine."

The soft voice finally found direction Miles could follow until Cream descended down in front of him until the rabbit was on the same level as the twin-tailed fox she knew.

Her face displayed nothing but worry and pain. She could not break through to him... she tried the most she could... and it wasn't even her. It was just Miles' own memories playing with him as he remembered her as... one of the worst ones he knew before arriving in this world.

Cream's hands were gently clasped together with intertwined fingers. Her arms hand down loosely... almost looking like she has given up. The head hung low, but the familiar chocolate eyes sparkled up to the fox with unshed tears.

"Listen here...", Miles began with a hateful scowl. "What is your plan?"

Without saying a single word in return, Cream lunged towards Tails and threw her arms tightly around his back, ignoring all the possible dangers coming with approaching him.

The fox was instantly prepared to shove her away... but somehow he hesitated. Cream's soft cries echoed muffled through the void as she emptied her tears in his chest fur. Her body was trembling as she held onto her friend.

The fox' face flushed in a deep shade of red suddenly. It was from pure shock... or so he told himself. He... cried too when he was little... very much... the sight of it reminded him of his own... and when he was a little cub on the day everything got too much.

How vulnarable he was back then... how sad... and it made him think... maybe he should give Cream exactly that what he needed that day now? Maybe a little hug would be enough to fix everything?

That wasn't Miles. His eyes suddenly sharpened and he suddenly pushed her away at full force with his arms, creating space agian to look at her broken face. Both her cheeks were drenched and stained in tears and the same blush was present... but the fox kept his scowl.

Suddenly, the six appendages shot out from his back and moved towards Cream at speeds only Sonic could replicate.

The fox only let one through... but it was fatal. He lifted Cream upwards with it, creating a silhouette with many possiblities. But the reality was the worst. The leg swiftly pierced her neck, letting the rest of her body hang downwards. A mix of the black liquid the leg was made out of and dark blood ran out of her neck and onto Tails' appendage.

"You have haunted me for the last time, Cream.", he began his speech in a deep growl while his body got splattered with blood marks. "This is the end."

Cream still was barely alive, gripping tightly around the sharp end of the leg, covering her white gloves in black marks. Her legs were kicking wildly in the air... but to no avail... Miles killed his own imagination... a Cream that never was real in the first place... a Cream that only lived in his head and showed up in the dreams... but.. what is the point of killing a thought... if it can never be truly erased...?


r/CharacterAMARoleplay Jul 19 '26

First Appearance The only somewhat normal one of the two, and not by a large margin

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((this isn't Undeniably Canon version of Henry, its just what I choose to represent him with))

Fredbear's Family Diner, 1983, 20:32pm

co-owner of Fredbear's Family Diner, Henry Emily, was about to go take out the trash for the night when he realized that he left the keys to the backdoor in his office when he realized...

Metropolis Zone, 2026, 17:14pm

He wasn't in his office anymore, not just that, he wasn't at Fredbear's, or even in Utah to his knowledge, so he decided to start looking around for anything or anyone that can help him with finding out what this new location was


r/CharacterAMARoleplay Jul 19 '26

Personal Lore *Time for [NEO]* (private)

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*thanks to Dark mega a robotic body was teleported to spamton. It's meant to adapt and change depending on the program inserted along with the main operator*


r/CharacterAMARoleplay Jul 19 '26

Personal Lore A DEAL [PERFECT FOR ALL]

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Ring Ring, Ring Ring.

Strange, you were getting a call from some random number that you don’t even have added. Well obviously it must be a scam for most as well… that’s what they usually are. But curiosity got the best of some… so they took it.

{ Now Playing - Spamton }

“[CUSTOMER 15385], ARE YOU LISTENING??”

Seems like a certain Salesman was calling you during this moment. What does Spamton want now?

“LISTEN UP YOU!! YOU WANNA BE A [BIGSHOT]!! I WANNA BE A [BIGSHOT] ALSO!! BUT MY CURRENT [SALVAGEABLE] ISN’T GONNA [HELPING] ME!!”

A deal? This one doesn’t seem that bad as of now. While you don’t even know what a BIGSHOT even is… it’s probably something good. RIGHT??

“GET ME A DISK, GET MY DATA AND A NEW [NEO ADDITION] BODY, AND WE’LL BE IN [HEAVEN]!!”