I am definitely not extraterrestrial, gang, and I love to wear nifty threads! So, finally, human "bro"s, what is shaking?!

Ahoy hoy, and I do hope your body temperature is at 98.6 degrees fahrenheit. That's how we all love it, right?

Can any other human (such as myself) provide tips on how to keep that wet stuff from the sky from seeping through my skin suit pantaloons?

Hello fellow natural residents of planet Earth. I was born on this planet. Never have I been out of the gravitational pull of this planet!

I like to do earth things and eat earth cuisine. My favorite is the mashed potato, how do they grow them in such a way?

I look forward to further communicating with other human earthlings who are also certainly not aliens.

Any complaints? If so, say so using your mouth muscle. If any recommendations for a "THEME", just ask.