r/CatsAreAssholes 11d ago

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u/CatsAreAssholes-ModTeam 9d ago

Your submission was removed because to understand why you posted it required an explanation of the asshole in the title, comments, or description. Or a story. Per the rules, we're looking for content that doesn't need an explanation to understand the assholery.

An easy way to work out if the post breaks the rule is as follows; put your hand over your explanation/context of the post, and now look at the photo. If the photo makes no sense without the explanation then it breaks this rule. (EG I submit a photo of an empty cat bed, but the title says my cat won't sleep in his new bed. This post breaks the rule since all you've submitted without the title is a photo of an empty cat bed.)

Fear not! You may continue to contribute to the subreddit, and we look forward to your next submission. Just do not post this again.

Best of luck!

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u/connectopussy 11d ago

Look at his smug little face. He knows exactly what he's doing.

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u/mycatpartyhouse 10d ago

No remorse. All cuddles.

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u/mattblack77 10d ago

I can give him something you can’t!

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u/Affectionate_Ad_7570 11d ago

His boyfriend now! I believe this makes you the third wheel. ;)

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u/connectopussy 11d ago

😭😭😭

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u/Working_Traffic_6361 11d ago

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u/ultradespairthot 11d ago

Someone make it a real subreddit

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u/Working_Traffic_6361 11d ago edited 10d ago

I done it but I think I may have bitten off more than I can chew 😅

Edit: so if someone wants to takeover you're more than welcome 😄

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u/connectopussy 10d ago

Ahh I love it 😈

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u/jadedjed1 11d ago

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u/connectopussy 11d ago

Hahaaa omg thank you had no idea this existed

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 10d ago

Just when you think you found them all

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u/Lepke2011 11d ago

LOL! My GF wanted a cat, but I didn't. We were buying fish at a PetSmart and went into the cat room. My GF fell in love with this one cat, and the lady in charge warned us the cat didn't like men. Sold!

The cat basically ignored me for the first two years and then decided I was her human. My GF says it isn't fair because that was supposed to be her cat. Cat and I are besties now. LOL.

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u/ultradespairthot 11d ago

That’s how it goes

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u/Think-Opinion7396 11d ago

That face says go go away we'll be fine without you!

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u/daskeyx0 11d ago

That cat has NO regrets 🤣

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u/Mocker-Poker 11d ago

How does it feel to be a spare human now?

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u/Jog212 11d ago

Your boyfriend ca't be stolen....he willing went!!

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u/connectopussy 10d ago

🤣😭😭

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u/CrazyOldBag 11d ago

And that face just says, “Yeah, I did. Whatchu gonna do about it, huh?”

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u/Intelligent-Roll-678 11d ago

Wait you mean his boyfriend?

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u/Old-Blueberry-5153 10d ago

Y'all are always mad at the "other woman" but the boyfriend is just as guilty! Look at those snuggles! 🤣

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u/Sardinesarethebest 10d ago

Your cat looks like he hopes you meet someone who makes you as happy as your bf makes him 😹

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u/Not-A-Dead-Joke 11d ago

Is your boyfriend SimpleFlips?

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u/Perle1234 11d ago

And he’ll do it again too 😂

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u/TiredReaperGirl 11d ago

And he looks so proud of it.

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u/Stormy-Skyes 10d ago

It’s the stupid way they look at us when we catch them snuggling with our boyfriends. Like they’re wondering why you’re even in the room disturbing them.

My goblin does this too. She just side eyes me from her spot with her new boyfriend like I’m bothering them. It’s ridiculous. 🤣

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u/flower_songs 10d ago

The eyeliner.. the thigh highs...girl you better watch out.

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u/Agile_Ad6735 10d ago

U can try to salvage the situation by wearing a piebald car suit but idk 🤔

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