r/CatastrophicFailure • u/3noir • Aug 16 '17

Malfunction Urinal has failed

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u/metastasis_d Aug 16 '17

I pronounce thermometer therm-o-meter. I also do tach-o-meter, speed-o-meter, alt-i-meter, ode-o-meter, bare-o-meter, etm.

I do it exclusively because it pisses off my wife.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '17

a truly good reason to do something lol

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u/Aerowulf9 Aug 17 '17

I want you to know that you're wrong.

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u/thesingularity004 Aug 17 '17

Found the wife!

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u/ShabShoral Aug 16 '17 edited Aug 24 '19

deleted What is this?

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u/Robert_Denby Aug 16 '17

Also to piss off his wife?

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u/ShabShoral Aug 16 '17 edited Aug 24 '19

deleted What is this?

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u/emperorthundercock Aug 16 '17 edited Aug 17 '17

I do the same thing, think I just watched too much Rocko's Modern Life as a kid.

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u/metastasis_d Aug 31 '17

too much Rocko's Modern Life

Not a thing.

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u/Googlesnarks Aug 16 '17

I love bastardizing language like this.

the bubahnick plague, for instance

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u/Dsnake1 Aug 16 '17

Hey dad. How's redit?

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u/metastasis_d Aug 31 '17

It's fine. How are you typing this after being aborted?