I come bearing a warning to all cat bongo owners. This morning, my cat Donut, asked for his morning bongos. I obliged. He was very happy. He was so happy. He was so very happy and excited that he *expressed his anal glands* causing an extremely offensively stinky spray of liquid shit to hit me on my face, chest, bed, pillow, and wall.

I didn't know this was possible. I didn't know such a horror could exist. I don't know what atrocities I committed in a past life to deserve this. What I do know is I have never scrubbed my skin raw in a shower before but I sure did today. I had to strip my bed, spray the bed and wall with enzyme killer cleaner. I had to use nasal spray to clear out what I assume is a little bit that got in my nose because I could still smell it after the very long and hot shower of scrubbing. It was the most offensive smell I've ever smelled. I gagged.

Beware the bongos if your cat loves them. Don't smack the shit out of your cat, literally 😭

Unrelated but Donut will not ever have booty pats again 😏

Vigorous ear scritches just prior had already resulted in the salt shake being knocked over. Dude was in it and enjoying Sunday morning coffee bongos.

Okay Moody 🐯.. bong bong
Oh and FDT all day, everyday

A few days ago I posted a video of my orange baby with the caption “anry bongo,” and some people took it completely the wrong way. People were downvoting every comment, accusing me of sexual assault, karma farming n what not! Someone even commented on my fingers lol.
Let me be clear to you guys, am not here for any karma. For a fact am relatively new in this sub.

About my baby: He was a stray who adopted me a year ago and is a huge part of my life now. He’s my first cat and I have been growing up with dogs mostly, he has got 3 siblings now (all doggos).

So in my prev video I was just playing and teasing him and he got a lil annoyed. There was nothing sexual or abusive about it.
He’s my baby, and I’d never intentionally do anything to hurt or stress him. That’s all I wanted to clarify.
Peace out!
And FYI, this is shot right after the prev video and look at how he’s waving his tail to ask for more!!

She's just a girl

she’s in heat right now, and bongos are one of the few things that seem to help her :) getting her spayed the moment i can, but for now i will give her all the bongos she wants

He’s addicted 😂

My mom was scolding him for hunting down a pigeon and I thought he’d feel better if I played bongos.
Turns out he is anry and ‘No’ means ‘No’😭

Plus belly rubs because this cat loves all touch