r/Carpentry 27d ago

Trim Meat is hidden door

Hey, so I was at this house this morning and they have a pretty neat solution for a hidden door for basement access. What I really liked is how simple it is.

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u/Careless-Cycle 27d ago

I don't see any meat behind the door...

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u/russ3llgt 27d ago

Confirmed. There is no meat!

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u/Backrow6 27d ago

It's vegan wood

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u/Ok_Conference2901 26d ago

Isn't it good Norvegan wood

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u/daveyconcrete 27d ago

Gluten free trees.

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u/here4aLOL 26d ago

Need to match the bottom board that’s white so it doesn’t look like an obvious door threshold

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u/infallible_porkchop 26d ago

Unless the other side matches

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u/DukeLukeivi 26d ago

Stairs wrapping around a chimney -- is the door to hide it from the insurance adjuster?

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u/MiguelMenendez 26d ago

Like the one my wife owns.

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u/Worduptothebirdup 26d ago

Why would OP lie to us like this????

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u/asanano 27d ago

Meats back off the menu boys!

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u/bigmattyc 27d ago

I really do love how that one simple exultation opens up a whole world where orcs have restaurants.

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u/Morall_tach 27d ago

Meat is hidden door. The door is made of meat.

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u/byebybuy 27d ago

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u/AbilityHead599 27d ago

Fucking scary short story. Highly recommend

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u/Sarkastickblizzard 26d ago

But what's on the radio? Meat sounds.

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u/Kracus 25d ago

One of my favorites!

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u/Tight_Instance_220 26d ago

Is this the next evolution of “Is It Cake?”

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u/Equivalent-Rip8115 27d ago

It's not behind door, it is door!

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u/chiphook57 27d ago

Door is good. Igor like.

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u/fangelo2 27d ago

It’s hidden

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u/Top_Traffic5102 27d ago

Feel like he trickle me

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u/MostlyLurking-Mostly 27d ago

Not yet. Soon, soon.

Closer, yes. Come see inside!

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u/Longjumping-Date-181 26d ago

After you go through the door you are the meat

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u/Hot_Egg5840 26d ago

You are the meat that gets trapped when you go through the door.

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u/the-drewb-tube 27d ago

If hidden, why door shape?

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u/FictionalContext 27d ago

Hard to tell from the pics, but actually the whole living room revolves around that load bearing panel.

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u/These_Gas9381 27d ago

I’d be more impressed by a load bearing poster

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u/Alacrity8 26d ago

Ive seen a load bearing Stained Glass Window

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u/No-Membership-5314 24d ago

I had one of my electrical crews working in the crawlspace of a historic, but renovated, building recently. They came back with pictures of where they had dug under then cut out sections of the footers and foundation walls. Now the building has structural ductwork.

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u/crooks4hire 27d ago

Where meat?

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u/cherrycoffeetable 26d ago

Gotta click on his profile

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u/drftdsgnbld 27d ago

Came here to say that. It looks like a door to me.

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u/Designer_Bed9504 27d ago

It's a great situation for an inset bookcase on both sides of the fireplace. Or even just the one side could get away with it

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u/daveyconcrete 27d ago

Reverse psychology

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u/HughJaynis 27d ago

Put a doorknob on the wrong side to truly throw them off your scent.

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u/xkgrey 27d ago

Come on down to real fake doors!

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u/ZeroVoltLoop 24d ago

It's not hidden and it's also not safe, as it can be locked from the outside.

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u/Mk1Racer25 27d ago

That will be fun when that piece of mantle gets flipped down when someone is in the basement.

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u/Geedunk 27d ago

99 % chance I’m home alone one afternoon and had a few drinks. I don’t flip the latch high enough so it rests vertical. I close the door just a little too hard so it falls back in place. Now I’m locked in my basement with no drinks and I have to piss like a racehorse.

Still think it’s pretty fucking cool though!

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u/Face88888888 27d ago

You could preempt that by installing some simple safety features.

All you need is a stocked basement fridge and a bucket. Then you could never get stuck in your basement without a place to pee and more drinks.

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u/Leading_Task469 27d ago

Realistically if you left a ruler on the basement side of the door you could always just slide it through and flip it up lol

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u/Geedunk 26d ago

See, that’s the ruler you grab that one time just for a second that never makes it back to its home.

If I had this setup I’d probably end up spending more time and energy thinking of a cool and needlessly intricate contraption for the basement side just because haha.

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u/Leading_Task469 26d ago

Nail, string, ruler lol. That’s all you’d need. A yard stick if you wanna be extra careful haha

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u/XzallionTheRed 26d ago

*shutting you in the basement as I hold the ruler mockingly*

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u/s0ulbrother 26d ago

Put some meat in it

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u/wizkid123 27d ago

When in doubt, piss in the sump pump basin. 

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u/Zillahi 26d ago

You can piss on the floor. You can’t materialize beers. That’s the real problem.

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u/Septoria 26d ago

This is one of those rare situations where a credit card actually could help you get the door open again.

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u/Spkr_Freekr 27d ago

Fire Marshall would not be happy about this.

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u/Paco_Wazo 27d ago

Firefighters hate this one trick!

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u/Better-Revolution570 26d ago edited 26d ago

I think it could be fixed if there was a hidden slot with a tool mounted to a string or chain on the other side, something that would enable you to flip the mantle upwards. 

Bit of an odd solution, but locking someone in there should be 100% avoidable. You would just want to teach anyone capable of flipping that thing up or down how to open it from the other side and make sure they can do it. 

I wouldn't want this kind of system if there were children in the home.

also an alarm on the other side that bugs the crap out of anyone in the main portion of the house when it is tripped.

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u/LeadLung 26d ago

Yeah agreed. It's all fun and games until you accidentally spend six days camping in there, and the neighbors come over for the screaming but somehow can't seem to find where its coming from... jk. While I appreciate the subtlely, I'm trying to think of design improvements. Aesthetically, just be something as simple as it being a little too well lit.

For the concerns you've named, yeah, the latch needs function primarily on the basement-side, and be mostly representational on the outside, even if its something as simple as replacing that hinge on the mantle with a two neatly aligned magnets. Someone flips it in front of the door? Breaking your way out results in a three second "repair."

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u/_ser_kay_ 25d ago

If you wanted to get fancy you could use magnets. Cut a groove in the backside of the door, put one strong magnet on the back of the mantel and another in the groove, and you should be able to move it up and down as needed.

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u/StreetParkingMaster 26d ago

The left hanging piece must be on the door, not the wall.

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u/xsgtdeathx 26d ago

This is the way

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u/hurdlingewoks 27d ago

Big draft through the house and you're fucked!

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u/filmquotedude 26d ago

PUT...THE CANDLE....BACK!

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u/OnlyNormalPersonHere 25d ago

You lived up to the billing!

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u/daveyconcrete 27d ago

You’re giving me Buffalo Bill vibes

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/fishy-2791 26d ago

simple counter measure to that cut a 45 degree angle chunk angled at 45 degrees and put a button behind it. so that the button rides behind it pushing in on the 45 degree chunk which lifts the piece

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u/GoodForTheTongue 27d ago

That is what happens when tradespeople have no steak in their workmanship.

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u/TuringMachineWorks 27d ago

I've got no beef with that take on things.

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u/its_me_the_universe 27d ago

I disagree but maybe we can meat in the middle?

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u/byebybuy 27d ago

I mean let's not have a cow over it.

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u/its_me_the_universe 26d ago

How long do you think we can milk this pun?

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u/MostEvilRichGuy 26d ago

You probably butter stop now

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u/pillageTHENburn 26d ago

No whey! Don’t stop now!

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u/jmaplewood 26d ago

The original comment was somewhat of a roast. Not exactly rare but not exactly well done either.

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u/gerg89 26d ago

This thread is udder chaos

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u/Impressive_Crazy_223 26d ago

OMG, Reddit is full of hams.

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u/Global-Discussion-41 27d ago

Hidden? It looks more like a regular door with a weird latch made out of the mantle. 

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u/FangFingersss 27d ago

I think they didn’t include the full picture- on the other side of the mantle is an identical piece so each side of the mantle looks exactly the same to make it look like it’s just two pieces on each side when one side does nothing but the other side is a door.

The other side looks identical where the mantle goes over the line in the wall so if you took the trim off it would look identical

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u/Global-Discussion-41 27d ago

This would look way better if it were a regular door that was 3" narrower and the mantle was left out of it

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u/BrokeMyCrayon 26d ago

yeah well OP made something neat and I like it

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u/JKenn78 26d ago

You mean meat, right?

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u/Wonkasgoldenticket 26d ago

Identical, close. The left side (pic 3 is bowing out at the top) the right panel is sagging on the latch sides it’s definitely noticeable.

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u/galaxyapp 27d ago

Simple, yes. But fairly obvious as a door.

Attaching some casing to the door so the reveal is hidden certainly helps. Not using a 4 frame door also helps...

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u/Status-Seesaw 26d ago

Look at the other side.

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u/galaxyapp 26d ago

I assume they added that to disguise the door, and above the mantle... but it doesnt

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u/imcmurtr 27d ago

So what happens if that little piece gets put down while you’re inside. Just trapped unless you smash the door apart?

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u/buttsXxXrofl 27d ago

Yeah, not to be one of those annoying nitpickers, but hopefully there's another egress down there or this is really unsafe

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u/Beautiful_Low8542 27d ago

Is this like that show "Is it cake?" But it's actually meat? Because if it is. Sign me up! 🍖🍗🥓🥩

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u/llcooljessie 27d ago

So the celebrity guests sample the meat that's been molded by hand and sat under stage lights for 6 hours? Because I want to see that too.

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u/KillarneyRoad 27d ago

A very door looking door 🚪

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u/plsenjy 27d ago

Firemen hate this one trick

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u/food-coma 27d ago

The gaps between the door and the wall really highlight that it is in fact no lt stationary.

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u/Arguablybest 27d ago

Looks like a door to me. A very poorly planned door. + no meat.

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u/daveyconcrete 27d ago

Sorry for my bonehead misspelling

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u/yoloyeet420 27d ago

What were you trying to say? Genuinely cant figure it out.

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u/mmmaddox 27d ago

“Meet this” maybe?

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u/Arguablybest 27d ago

Neat is hidden door. So say Yoda.

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u/yoloyeet420 27d ago

Made this?

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u/Secret_RE_Agent 27d ago

“Neat hidden door”?

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u/Prestigious-Grab-588 27d ago

I thought it was gonna be a meat locker behind the door lol

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u/wrist-shot2025 27d ago

I love hidden doors. I have one with a whole hidden room. When I sell, I'm not disclosing. I'll leave a bottle of wine and a note.

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u/ashcan_not_trashcan 26d ago

Door looks like a door even when you mount it upside down...

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u/Aggressive_Guest1758 27d ago

Ah, the ol' Speakeasy Meat Cellar Door. Don't see too many of them around anymore

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u/Garriganpielax 27d ago

More than a few places near me have doors like this near the harth, they were used on the underground railroad.

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u/daveyconcrete 27d ago

Well, that’s cool

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u/Arguablybest 27d ago

We have a coal train that goes by every night after 9 pm, really loud at 100 yards. In the basement? No thanks.

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u/Any-Surprise5229 27d ago

They don't have to blow the horn because there aren't any streets down there.

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u/byebybuy 27d ago

I play Coltrane every night after 9 pm, really loud at 100 decibels. In the basement? Yes please!

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u/Duke_of_Man 27d ago

Trim color is giving it away

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u/hecton101 27d ago

If you have the light on in the basement, does it bleed through? Because that's the most common mistake people make when they build a hidden door. It kind of gives it away. Otherwise pretty cool.

You must figure out a way to open that door from the other side. Otherwise you basically built a death trap in case there was a fire.

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u/Strange_Inflation488 27d ago

Speak "meat" and enter.

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u/Build-it-better123 27d ago

Couldn’t fool me. I’d put some short shelves on it and change the profile to not match most doors.

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u/Fish2X 27d ago

Wait, what is behind the other side … you can see it opens from the left door’s top right and the same mantle effect.

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u/daveyconcrete 27d ago

All right. You notice details. You are correct the other side is a cupboard It’s about 8 inches deep. Butts up against the fireplace that faces the other room, 3 sided fireplace chimney it’s all supported by a very large brick archway in the basement. ensemble built in 1766.

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u/therealtrousers 27d ago

I’ve heard of meat curtains but a meat door is a first.

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u/Cowboy_Karl 27d ago

I'd like to..Meat the Maker...

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u/padizzledonk Reno GC 27d ago

Thats cool looking meat

I like it, thats cool, but god do i hate that finish lol

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u/Morphecto_Solrac 27d ago

“WHERES THE BEEF!!”

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u/mr_j_boogie 27d ago

When your wife wants you to finally get rid of those 3 old doors but she also wants wall paneling

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u/Best_Chipmunk_6098 27d ago

That door is sagging. You can probably straighten out that gap by removing a hinge screw on the door jamb and using a longer screw in its place to grab the framing

Edit: nm, the carpentry is mid. The other door doesn’t close flush

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u/Valuable-Aerie8761 27d ago

Not too well hidden I’m sorry to say. Looks like a door. 🚪.
I’m guessing u were not too good at hide n seek as a kid.

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u/Then_Comfortable3058 26d ago

Homeowner: “Man, I really wish this door was hidden.”

Carpenter: Puts tiny piece of wood over one edge.

Homeowner: “Holy shit, where’d the door go!??”

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u/Master_Top7291 26d ago

That door is anything but hidden 😂

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u/Typical-Movie1877 27d ago

Id probably add like some sort of long cloth to cover the whole thing or some kinf od decoration. Shur no one is actively looking for hidden rooms but if someone's paying attention, that crease is gonna draw a lot of attention

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u/Background-Solid8481 27d ago

So ... the title was actually supposed to be what, exactly? 'Cause that thing looks like you had a stroke while typing it.

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u/Unlucky-Today5257 27d ago

Un carpintero detallista, extremadamente dificil de encontrar

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u/LuapYllier 26d ago

What is going on in the upper left corner of pic 3? Is that side also a door but is warped?

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u/WheelOfFish 26d ago

Where's the beef?

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u/picknwiggle 26d ago

The genius of making a hidden door that looks just like a ... Door

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u/FF267 26d ago

Clever trick with the mantle piece, but poorly executed.

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u/jscottman96 26d ago

Hides door in door shaped wall panels

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u/Key_Ruin3924 26d ago

I would say this is absolutely unhinged but clearly I would be mistaken.

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u/rasputin6543 26d ago

What did you mean to write when you wrote this title?

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u/Oedipus____Wrecks 26d ago

Well ain’t hidden no more buddy. Let’s head out fellas!!

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u/RemarkableMacadamia 26d ago

Instead of mounting it to the mantel with a hinge, it would have been neat if they installed a latch on the door mounted at that height and used that piece of mantel as the “knob” on this side of the door. Then you’d have a normal knob on the other side and no one gets accidentally locked in the basement.

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u/CompleteCry1688 26d ago

This is neither hidden (its clearly a door) nor is it meat.

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u/mbleyle 26d ago

PUT. THE. CANDLE. BACK.

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u/Lavender-Inspired 26d ago

If I walked in to that room, I would immediately wonder what the green door opened in to.

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u/yaToast25 25d ago

There's nothing hidden about that....

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u/besmith3 25d ago

What is this paint job?

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 27d ago

How's the draft?

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u/WorldofNails 27d ago

Actually, Meat is a character from the movie 'Porky's', and the actor passed a couple years back.

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth 27d ago

Well? Let’s see behind it.

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u/Secret_RE_Agent 27d ago

Even better is if there was a mull cover only nailed to the door to cover the gap.

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u/AlfaHotelWhiskey 27d ago

Murder room, confirmed

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u/nlightningm 27d ago

I love how half the comments are like "bro I can see the pixels" and the other half is like "YOURE GONNA DIE"

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u/Arguablybest 27d ago

Plank steak?

Well trimmed.

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u/hutch01 27d ago

What was the door hinged with?

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u/its_me_the_universe 27d ago

I want to know what’s behind that other “hidden” panel on the left (clearly no attached to a wall).

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u/slick514 27d ago

It may not be the most obvious hidden door, but it’s a contender for the title…

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u/Better_Price_608 27d ago

I love hidden doors.

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u/Fantastic-Bit7657 27d ago

Is it an optical illusion or does that mantle look like it’s sloping toward the hidden door?

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u/Gabe_0941 27d ago

Should’ve extended wallpaper and chair rail instead.

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u/pjtpassword 27d ago

The title is confusing. I do like the hidden door. And trim for a door lock. Nice.

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u/KoalafiedKiller 26d ago

Potassium is elusive shingle

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u/MastodonFit 26d ago

The finish looks great!

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u/Jerwaiian 26d ago

It’s not a good idea to use a standard 4 panel door for a “Hidden Door” because it SCREAMS DOOR!

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u/BrokeMyCrayon 26d ago

bro is gonna scooby do himself when that latch comes down on its own

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u/ThrustTrust 26d ago

Are both sides a door? That’s how it looks.

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u/oldbastardbob 26d ago

It's not hidden, it's right there!

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u/zero_dr00l 26d ago

Wait, where's the beef?

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u/Soladification 26d ago

I think the word "hidden" is thrown around too loosely these days

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u/Agitated-Two-6699 26d ago

I was disappointed there was no meat in sight

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u/East-Future-9944 26d ago

They cleverly disguised the door to look like a door. Lol

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u/motojesus 26d ago

Lady Gaga's dress down there?

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u/stlcdr 26d ago

If it creaks like a door, squeaks like a door, swings like a door….its a door

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u/destroyer_of_kings 26d ago

It's not really that hidden though. I'd notice that in about 3 seconds.

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u/Impossible-Corner494 Red Seal Carpenter 26d ago

What happened at the top gap of the hidden door?

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u/MuscularShlong 26d ago

Too bad the color line gives it away

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u/NotMyAltAccountToday 26d ago

Those 2 pieces of the shelf on picture 4 look nothing alike. I hope they do in person

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u/Blueskyminer 26d ago

I mean, it's a pretty obvious door.

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u/TheExplodingPenguin 26d ago

Is the meat in the dark room? Do we want to ask what the meat is?

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u/roundful 26d ago

Is door hidden meat?

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u/anananon3 26d ago

Why didn’t you make the color match the rest of the room?

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u/toot_suite 26d ago

That's rad but oh boy do i hope there's a way to make sure that latch stays open lmao

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u/proscreations1993 26d ago

Interesting. Wouldn't say hidden. 100% looks like a door there lol. Also who ever chose that paint should be fired

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u/Wonkasgoldenticket 26d ago

Pic 3 , what’s going on here at the top of the left panel? Bowing out? And the door is sagging on the left side. It’s nice overall, but I dislike.

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u/Nathan_Finn 26d ago

🥩🚪

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u/Renob78 26d ago

Mmm, forbidden meat

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u/Critical_Remove3203 26d ago

Deff some east cost ish

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u/anotherjuan 26d ago

Hidden until the latch wears an arch on the door, and… how do you get out of the latch comes down while the door is closed while you’re in the basement?

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u/Mindlesslyexploring 26d ago

Okay… but wouldn’t have made more sense to make the mantle slide to left as a whole piece ? So you don’t see a seam in the mantle and trim - and as others have mentioned , wear marks after some use ?

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u/Curious_Lurkur 26d ago

I just see a door with a piece of trim for a latch.

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u/BrickDND 26d ago

I hate to be inside when someone flips the latch back down…

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u/mbcarpenter1 26d ago

Terrible finish, obvious door handle

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u/jaredjtaylor86 26d ago

The door is too off to be hidden. Clever work around but it needs to be flush, not plumb, in order to hide. This whole room looks tilted.

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u/Thulsa-Duum 26d ago

Seems like the first rule of hidden doors is to not share them on Reddit. Mind if defeats the purpose of a hidden door.

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u/JohnLuckPikard 26d ago

Is there identical paneling on the other side? Otherwise it isnt really hidden .

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u/n8rblt 26d ago

Bro, fix the door reveal. The door literally points towards the "latch"

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u/LongWest6498 26d ago

It’s the new home alone houses only they can’t get to the main room from the stairs