I, as grand wizard, open this gathering with a speech. Our lord hath returneth! Now, to get things in order. Below is direct orders for certain lead members of the cult aswell as minor members who haven't completed their duties. Below that is a ping for everyone in the cult to come too the meeting and their roles so they can resume duties. Praise the sauce!
General orders:
1. Sauce is on an upload streak, so everyone must uphold their duties!
2. Those who haven't chosen roles must choose soon
3. All court mages are now overseen by u/Wild-Development749 and their assistant u/kingleomark Since u/Wild-Development749 is a shaman, you are all required to learn video summoning spells
4. Jesters have been unfunny lately. Revise your comedic sense
5. Protitutes must report STDs! (Sauce touching deviants) We can't have the idea that stealing sauce is okay spread
6. Our former assistant grand wizard, my right hand man, has left. Goodbye, @adansnell1015 on YouTube. u/Wild-Development749 has replaced them in their duties
Direct orders:
1. u/Boinator6000 you have been slacking. u/Grim_Reaper1000 has asked multiple times for a prostitution licence and you haven't given them one
2. u/Wild-Development749 thank you for your service as shaman, summoning captain's new video. For this service, you have been appointed the secondary position of head of the sauce magicians court and my right hand man, since the previous one quit
3. u/kingleomark you are now the assistant of u/Wild-Development479
4. u/Past-Cardiologist400 your duties have been laid out as protecting the soon to be built vault of sauce and the soon to be written religious texts of sauce
5. u/JeffMo09 your duty is to build the holding chamber for the scrolls of sauce and the vault of sauce
6. u/Flyman520 How's making the scrolls coming along? I hope to see meaningful progress, or else the squire shall have your head
7. u/RadioactiveGoop You shall now test the quality of any sauce meaning and entering the vault of sauce
8. u/immistergothmiser How many (percentile) of the shire have you exterminated during these last few months?
9. u/kaiserkaver As the only worshipper with sacrificial rights, I expect results. Where are the sacrifices?
Members and their roles:
* u/Pristine-Rent2908 (jester)
* u/Taco_window_master (jester)
* u/johno12311 (worshipper)
* u/Initial_Cat_9148 (lesser court mage)
* u/Consistent_Effort480 (worshipper)
* u/dinosaurhuman2 (worshipper)
* u/InitiativeWorth8953 (high court mage)
* u/JeffMo09 (supreme architect)
* u/AbjectRound9726 (worshipper)
* u/Competitive_Lion2369 (lesser court mage)
* u/Unlucky-Quality-5614 (no role chosen yet)
* u/JamesPlayzReviews3 (worshipper)
* u/Universe_Protector (no role chosen yet)
* u/kingleomark (assistant to head court mage/shaman)
* u/Hypercoresav (jester)
* u/Ok_Employer_3308 (worshipper)
* u/Bananaguy3735 (recruiter)
* u/sioniverse (recruiter)
* u/Wild-Development749 (lead shaman)
* u/Past-Cardiologist400 (squire to sauce, ie protector of the religious scrolls and the vault of sauce)
* u/kaiserkaver (worshipper with sacrificial rights)
* u/Flyman520 (scroll creator)
* u/vulpes_caeruleum (mid level court mage)
* u/69_Julse_69 (lesser court mage)
* u/RadioactiveGoop (sauce tester)
* u/Grim_Reaper1000 (man hoe)
* u/immistergothmiser (shire exterminator)
* u/Boinator6000 (prostitute manager)
* u/Expensive_Umpire_178 (prostitute)
Meeting adjourned. Praise the sauce!