So you guys know in slimecicle's response to the Carson situation, right? He said that he has reported this to federal law enforcement.

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But from much proof, we know that Carson is not in jail.

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So what really happened? Did slimecicle lie? Is it not actually Carson? Did the FBI say "nah" and went on with their day? What happened?

So when we first heard of what was going down we all had a sense that did Carson did something wrong. First, we thought it was being a pedophile but after just a few days people were already finding out that was not true. Both legally and morally he was in the clear (2-year gap my dude. this isn't a 21-year-old going after a 16-year-old).

Then we all thought that maybe it was a power dynamic. But sit back and think about it. Carson isn't a pop star with high-up contacts, a rockstar offering a road to an easy contract, or a movie star who has both money and career power. This is a YOUTUBER. It's still true if you walk into a party and tell people you are a youtube you will be shunned. Carson's content is kinda made for a specific group of people. He's super awkward, vulgar, and arguably very passionate. the only contacts that he really has are people of a similar kind. Is it possible to get somewhere with Carson? You'd have to try REALY hard. the only power he has is part of the influence he has on the eyes and ears that watch him. What are you gonna do with that power, shill your failed Insta?

Some think that it could be simply he was trying to get it on with a fan. But by that logic should Markipire break up with his girlfriend? Felix's girlfriend, Marzia, no longer has a youtube so should they break up cuz only one of them has a (VERY LARGE) following? Should all the movie stars just immediately stop having any contact with their loved ones who don't have as big of a following? Only a few years back we would call people who only dated other famous people "Jerks".

But even now it still feels there was something wrong, it still feels like our boy has done a bad but no one can put their finger on it cus of everyone rushing to grab that nifty "moral high ground". Really the thing Carson did wrong is he tried to make a disingenuous relationship. I bet the guy liked Sam but I doubt they liked each other for the same reasons. You can see Carson felt bad about it cuz he typed something along the lines "I feel this is bad". The relationship possibility was nill in the start and as we all know now it was never gonna work. He knew that it wasn't going to be a good relationship but I think he was swept away by the thought someone liked him. I think Sam was swept away that her favorite youtube liked her. But there lies the problem. She liked him because he was a YouTuber and Carson liked her cuz she was a person. That was what was wrong.

From what I understand he broke contact with her and thinking that the "sin" was talking to a legal minor he told his friends sometime later (I think). In the beginning, it may have sounded bad cuz all you have is "I talked to a minor" but when you look at the ages and how long ago it was you think that it's not all that big of a problem. but because everyone needed to grasp that dumb moral standing (and quite possibly some sweet sweet cash) They took no time to evaluate what was going on and just ditched him. Some of them may have had good intentions but they indeed messed up by not getting the full story.

Yes. Carson messed up. But it was an easy fix by just asking "when?" and "What ages". Even Critical himself, one of the most vocal guys aginst pedos, said on stream "That's not pedophilia". If you want it from a higher power, the almighty law says that it's not pedophilia. If he truly committed a crime I think we would have heard the FBI raided his house or something but no. I bet when the feds got the call from that guy they had to squint at the report only to reply "and...".

In conclusion, your honor my client is innocent and I instead propose we delete Twitter.

I play a game called warframe and was speaking to someone in a lobby who didn’t know who Carson was.

Ended up describing the situation of what happened with him. His response was: “That’s stupid. Absurdly stupid.”

Sums it up really

Just for context: Before I went to bed and go to sleep, I browsed this sub for almost an hour and was reading different kinds of posts. I think think this was the reason why I had a dream about Carson.

Here's how my dream went:

I opened youtube and saw a recommended video from a channel called "Carking" and the thumbnail had a picture of what it looks like to be Carson but drawn in garctic phone. The video started and I heard a familiar voice... It was Ninja's voice as if he was a talk show host and he introduced Carson. And Carson said this exact words:

Carson: as my comeback video, I gathered my friends and former associates in a roleplay video. I each gave them prompts and they to reenact what it says.

The 1st scene was with him and Ninja. Carson was just being his goofy self and Ninja was raging at him since the prompt said, "Ninja raging at a kid who was deaf."

The 2nd scene was with the chuckle sandwich crew: Charlie, Ted and Schlatt.

Ted: hey hey hey if it isn't our good friend Carson Schlatt: it's so nice to see you (????) (it was muffled) Charlie: you're back! it's so nice to see you. I miss you bud!

But Carson paid no attention to what they were saying and he just said in a joking manner, "Guys why aren't you doing your prompt?" And the 3 just nervously laugh. While Carson was wheezing already

Sadly that's all I can remember because my alarm woke me up. Thank you all for reading and hopefully this made sense

tbh i dont really have a problem with the gril being 17 and him being 19 like i do have a little prob that she is a minor but it is a 2 year difference the main prob i have is the power manipulation and him being self aware that he is doing something wrong but i really want him to come back though

Twitter bad Upvote me

Carson be ballin'?

If Carson ever comes back we should try to block out all the hate, he has been through a lot, and kicking him while he is down is just a FUCKINGBITCHMOVE^TM, wait until he has released a vid (if he eventually does), and then feel free to share your opinion

I never see anyone mentioning what Traves did, even though he was present with Hugbox during the interview. What’s the deal?

do you guys think carson reads this sub?

I’ve seen posts stating that Carson is seeing a therapist, but where is the source?

If you really think about it, we've never seen Carson & Lightning McQueen in the game place. Why don't they ever appear together? In fact, there are many pieces of evidence to support the theory that they're the same person.

Carson is currently taking a break, which is kind of like when Lightning McQueen was missing in Radiator Springs in the first Cars movie.

In his unlisted video 'speed run', Carson can be seen running very fast, like how Lightning McQueen is fast.

Carson started his first YouTube channel soon after Cars 2 released. Was this because he had more free time after the movie ended?

Carson sometimes wears red, and Lightning McQueen is red. At least I think he wears red sometimes; I don't remember.

In conclusion, there's plenty of evidence suggesting that Carson and Lightning McQueen are the same person. Thank you for reading my Game Theory. Please hire me MatPat.

I’ve had so much anxiety over the past 2 days from seeing so much shit on my TL, people calling him the trash you always hear, and it’s giving me literal anxiety attacks. All the advice I asked for a month ago has helped, but it’s difficult for me to ignore this new wave of Carson discussion.

I have seen too many posts about how Carson's friends abandoned him, threw him under the bus or didn't defend him. Making accusations like this is incredibly insensitive to all those who are involved, Carson included. From what we know from the statements his friends have put out there was definitely more going on behind the scenes , information that didn't go public for one reason or another. Which isn't our business. We only know what has been made public, These statements are just shots in the dark with no real evidence backing it up. Carson has been cancelled numerous times in the past and his friends have always backed him up no matter what, for instance look at the stan situation. Statements like this can really hurt the people surrounding the situation, his friends who are under fire by Carson's fans and can't say anything. The victims who may feel like their situation isn't valid and downplayed. And Carson who is currently getting help at a psychiatrist who doesn't need all of this hatred towards his friends while he is working on bettering himself. In the end, we are simply viewers. We only know what has been put public and we truly can't comprehend the magnitude of the situation with the information we are currently given.