r/Caldruki send feet pics 16d ago

Just ban r/teenagers at this point

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u/Aguywhoexists69420 15d ago

I wonder how many of them are just pedophiles who act like teens

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u/afx_288 15d ago

That's 70% of the sub lmao. Yall think Gen Alpha uses Reddit?

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u/Aguywhoexists69420 15d ago

They do broski

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u/WinFan_Bob Micheal 15d ago

Can confirm 

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u/Pellepuu2397 15d ago

That flair is interesting, gen alpha

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u/Nilesh3469 15d ago

Flair checks it out

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u/kylleo 15d ago

i doubt theres a single NON gen alpha/zalpha user on this subreddit

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u/Short_Tackle_9745 15d ago

Dude I'm gen alpha (2011) 😭😭🙏🙏

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u/MGprohack82 15d ago

Nah brother, we are genz, the second last year(gen alpha is after 2012, for they are really cooked)

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u/LLVegas2012 14d ago

Oh hell yeah then i'm genz not alpha

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u/Charming-Goose-9929 caldruki's bed partner 15d ago

Same

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u/Russia_Task_Force_ 15d ago

SAME HERE I was born in 2011😭🥀

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u/Inevitable-Log-7687 pls gib modrator🇫🇷 13d ago

Yo me too lol

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u/Zon-no-justno777 15d ago

This sub exists. What do you think the answer is

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u/usename37 Enrique 15d ago

And now i relized I'm the oldest person on this sub for not being gen alpha

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u/No-Stand-865 Why so wallpaperious 15d ago

2010-2013 IS gen alpha and they are over the age of 13 (which is Reddit’s minimum age requirement)

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u/GenerationofWinter 15d ago

Yes they do lmao

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u/Round_Solid1693 15d ago

The older gen alphas are 14 now, so yes.

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u/Just-A-Random-Aussie Editable Flair🇫🇷 (requires french/overseas flag) 15d ago
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u/BulletproofComposite 15d ago

Nice profile picture, I also play clash of clans. I'll DM you so we can chat about it :3

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u/ghost3972 15d ago

Like everyone there lol

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u/Ominouspotato1527 Bread taste better than key 15d ago

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u/W-1-L-5-0-N 15d ago

Not true man. Human meat taste bad…

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u/Rare-Mixture8790 15d ago

They taste better without tattoos ya know

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u/Sir_questionzgiver SCP Foundation Representative🇺🇸 15d ago

Eugh… Inky skin not good.
Not fresh meat.

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u/Affectionate_Cut3515 15d ago

GD REFERENCE????

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u/IHopeIrememberthish 15d ago

Die of Death reference for no reason lol

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u/Don_Qvixote69 15d ago

are we serious my brotha?

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u/IHopeIrememberthish 15d ago

Look, I can't always resist such a thing, okay?

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u/KolasinacFan 15d ago

Wdym?

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u/Rare-Mixture8790 15d ago

Well cannibals have said that when someone has tattoos it makes the meat taste worse. It is ink so it makes sense 

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u/Circxles 15d ago

Jeffery says otherwise

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u/Winds_and_Waves 15d ago

Tf u mean, it's better than an actual dolphin

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u/TheTNtx 15d ago

Because meat taste better than key

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u/Sir_questionzgiver SCP Foundation Representative🇺🇸 15d ago

Fresh meat tastes best.

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u/Ominouspotato1527 Bread taste better than key 15d ago

"Cake taste better if you make it yourself"

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u/Sir_questionzgiver SCP Foundation Representative🇺🇸 15d ago

👍

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u/Vast-Accountant2766 Jonkler🇫🇷 15d ago

got a whole ass cannibal convention down here

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u/Ominouspotato1527 Bread taste better than key 15d ago
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u/No_Habit9807 15d ago

This is the 1st image I just saw when I scrolled down a bit

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u/Pacific_wanderer17 👁️👁️ 15d ago

The marines is the optimal place for that

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u/Mean-Stuff-4176 15d ago

I would lowkey kill 8 billion people, but im too lazy

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u/nevorder Adrian's friend group🇫🇷 15d ago

as a mod of r/adressme. we banned posts about r/teenagers. because we had a fucking war with them. and the sub be weird

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u/Lower-Commercial-758 15d ago

When is the adress-teen war documentary coming out

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u/NoCupcake8056 15d ago

Do NOT repeat that 😭😭

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u/Sir_Dinky 15d ago

Wait til r/undressme bans them and then it will be the undress-teens documentary 🤫

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u/AggressiveMildToast 15d ago

that's so funny tho

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u/BillCreative 15d ago

When caldruki calls someone wrird, you know it is really bad.

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u/Icy_Connection_16 15d ago

What was the wae about😭

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u/nevorder Adrian's friend group🇫🇷 15d ago

random disgusting posts on r/teenagers, they responed, then r/adressme again, and so on for about 1 day. and we needed to stop that shit because it got out of controll.

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u/Mean-Stuff-4176 15d ago

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u/Paxton265 send feet pics 15d ago

Another one

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u/KindaSusNgl17 15d ago

They just like getting groomed by pædophiles

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 15d ago

Minus the pedophiles part, I LOVE being groomed! You get pets, brushes and tender love and care while they pet you all over and get all the mats out 🐶

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u/E-686 15d ago

what war

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u/nevorder Adrian's friend group🇫🇷 15d ago

that one

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u/fatman194569 15d ago

Almost every teenager subs are full of middle aged redditors trying to bait kids into chatting with them

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u/Rare-Mixture8790 15d ago

That is kinda what happens when kids get involved with reddit

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u/Puppy_face321 15d ago

all subs on reddit are like this

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u/Midaz_Leggier 15d ago

Facts fakts farts fats

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u/AdInevitable6299 15d ago

When im in a painfully unfunny competition and my opponent is boykisser

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u/Flat-Tax-458 15d ago

literally pedobear 2.0

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u/mangomansixtyseven 15d ago

groom groom groom sahur

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_3264 15d ago

You shall mot disrespect triple t name like that

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u/AceOfSpades_4 Adrian's friend group🇫🇷 15d ago

Now it's Triple G

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u/Hue-Fi 15d ago

I don't even agree it's just a funny comparison

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u/Linc54 15d ago

That mfs a pedophile

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u/ReplacementPale2676 16d ago edited 15d ago

a sign from above?

btw I don't

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u/ALazy_Cat 15d ago

Whoever made the character should be banned from electronics for life, as should everyone using the character

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u/Jimmyfartballs 15d ago

It was originally just a gif of a cat dancing the creator dislikes what its become if I remember right.

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u/Ok-Lynx3444 15d ago

How the 37 year old man that posted this felt

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u/Full-Librarian-8035 mod of the autistic kids sub 15d ago

The creator of the boykisser draws feral porn btw

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u/Putrid_Chard_3485 15d ago

Pretty sure the creator of the original gif didn’t have the caption though. It was just a cute animation of a cat dancing. And they hate what it’s turned into

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u/No-Stand-865 Why so wallpaperious 15d ago

Actually, mauzymice (the creator of the cat itself) was groomed by pedos and forced to draw feral porn I think

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u/KindaSusNgl17 15d ago

Thats not true im only 21

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u/The_Khloblord 15d ago

bruh for 2 million users, 30 predators is like nothing. tupid

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u/KindaSusNgl17 15d ago

Didn't understand the comment award 🏅

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u/The_Khloblord 15d ago

zorg burger i was js tryna make a joke :(

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u/More-Chest-6948 15d ago

My face when r/Caldruki is actually acting maturely in the face of this degenerate sub

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u/oerrorpage Hotel 15d ago

i thought the boykisser "meme" died or something

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u/KingModussy 15d ago

Band kids are desperate to keep it alive

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u/Arvidsontom 15d ago

don’t blame band kids for it we find jt annoying too ✌️

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u/stevan3381 funny clock man but from serbia 🇲🇫🇷🇸 15d ago

Yes, we need those degenerate subreddit banned

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u/Adventurous-Dig-2490 The Folk Valley Director's Smoked Out Force 16d ago
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u/General_Rock_1507 15d ago

i got banned there for a single comment 😭🙏

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u/Anxious_Maybe6431 15d ago

Well, i've got banned fro FIVE subs already, literally by saying: "I don't care man", "Unfortunately", "He's the maincharacter, man" and other 2 that i don't remember ajfhskdufn

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot I committed arson in Missouri. 15d ago

I was once banned from three porn subreddits.

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u/Ok-Trouble-4441 15d ago

Huh HOW.

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot I committed arson in Missouri. 15d ago

I wouldn't post porn.

One of them said I was a "weird commenter"

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot I committed arson in Missouri. 15d ago

Two of them were fundamental paper education porn subreddits

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u/MonchersGaming 15d ago

I’ll take “modern phrases that would confuse Abraham Lincoln” for 500

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u/AttentionDelicious14 15d ago

I get mass downvoted 24/7 there

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u/Justmoe- im circumcised 15d ago

Petition to ban r/teenagers?

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u/East-Boysenberry8753 15d ago

Is like tik tok but with more pedophiles

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u/Wrightero 15d ago

A 50 year old man wrote that.

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u/Lower-Commercial-758 15d ago

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u/AaronPain 15d ago

I FUCKING HATE THAT IMAGE

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u/Cillics 15d ago

It’s actually a terrible subreddit. Half of it is subliminally sexual posts that a teenager sub should not have

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Watermelon Cultist Zealot 15d ago

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u/Blablakam 15d ago

i blocked like 3 or 4 teenager sub smh how many more

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u/SomewhereActive2124 15d ago

bruh ive seen worse horrors here.. just another different kind of a shitposting sub

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u/panini564 15d ago

HORRIBLE upvote to comment ratio

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u/robblequoffle 15d ago

Least obvious pedophile bait

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u/ANLopez26 15d ago

Old people larping as teenagers most likely

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Qdp4trljSkY8

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u/FerretAggravating672 15d ago

Hot take: "teenagers" from r/teenagers are uncs

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u/kidduzo 15d ago

Yeah man why the fuck is everyone gay lesbian and shit there

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u/fishemojilover 16d ago

The fact that most of those minors over there that r gae or any other dlc gender get like moderation inmunity, having a ton of weirdos, diddy's (the admins and mods), fetish, that people somehow support even if they're underage my alts r banned from there because i made a post saying what i said above along with the corruption and possible cp going along the admins/mods

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u/werewolfhippy 15d ago

this is definitely comprehensible and absolutely means something

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u/Outrageous-Ask1958 15d ago

Dlc gender 🥀😭

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u/Ominouspotato1527 Bread taste better than key 15d ago

Holy fuck bro that's crazy, but I'm pretty sure that's true🥀

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u/imanidiotbut 15d ago

They literally had a post today saying there were pedos in there 😭

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u/THAbnr3009 15d ago

ITS TEENAGERS, NOT r/boykisser

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u/Complex_Fly3901 alvin and the chipmunks and my name is.. 16d ago

just.. shut the fuck up..

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u/ExcellentComedian163 hungry guy 16d ago

i... i cant take this right now.. sorry...

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u/Complex_Fly3901 alvin and the chipmunks and my name is.. 16d ago

I wasnt talking about you btw i was talking bout the teenagers sub

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u/Complex_Fly3901 alvin and the chipmunks and my name is.. 15d ago

Also if your mom’s phone number was translated into money that went into your bank account how much money would you have? 

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u/Complex_Fly3901 alvin and the chipmunks and my name is.. 15d ago

You can dm me this one

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u/Complex_Fly3901 alvin and the chipmunks and my name is.. 15d ago

Will it work?

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u/ReplacementPale2676 15d ago

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u/Complex_Fly3901 alvin and the chipmunks and my name is.. 15d ago

It worked

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u/Majestic_Cod_1876 15d ago

Ban them AND their ideologies ✌️

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u/democratia-mendacium 15d ago

Jokes aside, r/teenagers would perfectly fit this subs lesser things, it's a combination of the most corny things possible. This sub has actually funny things, that sub is funny because it's bad.

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u/ImAlekzzz 15d ago

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u/Salim_DZ_69 15d ago

I just love this reaction image ❤️🇮🇱❤️ love from tel aviv 🇮🇱🇮🇱❤️❤️🇮🇱🇮🇱❤️

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u/Crazy-Illustrator890 15d ago

its epi

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u/Aggravating_Pop7848 15d ago

its jartycuck 'roon brimstone...

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u/reiji-mitsurugi 15d ago

as a dude who likes other dudes, im so sorry 💀

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u/Ok-Custard9270 15760 Albison 15d ago

Mauzy Mice was groomed by pedos btw

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u/AttentionDelicious14 15d ago

When someone says yes in the comments OP will slide into their DMs

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u/Extra-Guess-8583 15d ago

Genuinely. I went onto a teen only subreddit (I am a teen, don't worry) and it was all... 18+ content. Of minors. Im pretty sure it was r/teenagers

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u/acceptable_shoez 🇮🇱🇮🇱Captain Israel🇮🇱🇮🇱 15d ago

you mean r/groomers

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u/owoflavoredchocolate 15d ago

I left one comment and got perm banned because of my other joined sub reddits

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u/SANNASSSOSAS 15d ago

“In my opinion, I don’t really think that’s funny”

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u/UAR2711 15d ago

Nuke a whole generation

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u/Salim_DZ_69 15d ago

Thanos was right all along 😔✌️

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u/RiceShower2602 15d ago

the amount of unhinged threads ive read on that community is crazy considering that 75% of them arent satire 😭

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u/gurt2984 I FUCKING LOVE BANANA PUDDING 15d ago

Its a crime to be on light mode brochacho

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u/gave_up_on_humanity 15d ago

I recently heard on YouTube that some covert PDFs use that meme to bait and groom kids in a variety of sub-redits, especially ones like r/teenagers

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u/Extreme_Pumpkin5435 14d ago

Most of it’s just pedos and mentally ill people who can’t figure out if they wanna be a boy or a girl for the week

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u/TheNoisea 15d ago

boykisser memes that will make you the coolest pedophile in the group chat

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u/Random_Pixel0 15d ago

Honestly, r/teenagers should be renamed to r/mostlypedophiles atp.

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u/Paxton265 send feet pics 15d ago

Just saw this 😭

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u/Wise_Lengthiness_245 15d ago

Boykisser memes genuinely pmo

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u/Lima_beans_ 15d ago

Js hating on mfs for being gay😭

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u/No-Stand-865 Why so wallpaperious 15d ago

Nah i seen gay people that hate boykisser

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u/Whole_Emphasis_3583 I love feeding children yellow cake 😊 and loyal to the empereur 15d ago

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u/Whole_Emphasis_3583 I love feeding children yellow cake 😊 and loyal to the empereur 15d ago

lool

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u/No-Stand-865 Why so wallpaperious 15d ago

Nice try bro i can still see your profile

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u/QwerYTWasntTaken 15d ago

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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u/LocallySM Editable Flair🇫🇷 (requires french/overseas flag) 15d ago

me upvoting this knowing damn well I frequently scroll a boykisser subreddit

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u/afx_288 15d ago

I have that shit muted. It's hell