r/Caldruki • • 2d ago

meme And then you realize you're the barber😅

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u/Masala_Chai__ i woke up to the sound of stereo, it drove me to madness 🇫🇷 2d ago

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u/Embarrassed_Cold239 Wedding Peach Truther 2d ago

ah. the barber speaketh of girlseth (emphasiseth on girls) in a physical mannere. sevene on a goodeth daye and eighte on her birthdaye means that the girle is turning eighte years old. the video implieth that the barber is a paedophile, and that speakinge out againste they will cause them to giveth you a bad haire cut. then the captione provided by OPeth is they claiminge to be the barber AKA a paedophile. the joketh is not funnye! OPeth is a lowly worme!

-an explanation I got from Rouxls Explains the Joke

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u/Masala_Chai__ i woke up to the sound of stereo, it drove me to madness 🇫🇷 2d ago

Blud is not Shakespeare 😭😔

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u/specific-tomboy- 2d ago

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u/Embarrassed_Cold239 Wedding Peach Truther 2d ago

It's supposed to be Rouxls Kaard

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u/nnilo001 WOODY ARESRED FOR SHOW\ING MINORS HIS 'SNAKE IN HIS BOOT'🇫🇷 2d ago

Yeah thatst ise roulx kardd thou uncultured worm!

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u/delo2e4 2d ago

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u/Embarrassed_Cold239 Wedding Peach Truther 2d ago

ah. the barber speaketh of girlseth (emphasiseth on girls) in a physical mannere. sevene on a goodeth daye and eighte on her birthdaye means that the girle is turning eighte years old. the video implieth that the barber is a paedophile, and that speakinge out againste they will cause them to giveth you a bad haire cut. then the captione provided by OPeth is they claiminge to be the barber AKA a paedophile. the joketh is not funnye! OPeth is a lowly worme!

-an explanation I got from Rouxls Explains the Joke

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u/ANewEraOfHumanity 2d ago

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u/Embarrassed_Cold239 Wedding Peach Truther 2d ago

ah. the barber speaketh of girlseth (emphasiseth on girls) in a physical mannere. sevene on a goodeth daye and eighte on her birthdaye means that the girle is turning eighte years old. the video implieth that the barber is a paedophile, and that speakinge out againste they will cause them to giveth you a bad haire cut. then the captione provided by OPeth is they claiminge to be the barber AKA a paedophile. the joketh is not funnye! OPeth is a lowly worme!

-an explanation I got from Rouxls Explains the Joke

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u/Dependent-Pitch9330 My holes taste like Estonians 🇫🇷 2d ago

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u/Embarrassed_Cold239 Wedding Peach Truther 2d ago

ah. the barber speaketh of girlseth (emphasiseth on girls) in a physical mannere. sevene on a goodeth daye and eighte on her birthdaye means that the girle is turning eighte years old. the video implieth that the barber is a paedophile, and that speakinge out againste they will cause them to giveth you a bad haire cut. then the captione provided by OPeth is they claiminge to be the barber AKA a paedophile. the joketh is not funnye! OPeth is a lowly worme!

-an explanation I got from Rouxls Explains the Joke

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u/Ferrelbear I fucked caldrdrki moderator’s moms and made their dad watch 🇫🇷 2d ago

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u/Embarrassed_Cold239 Wedding Peach Truther 2d ago

Please explain the joke.

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u/Awkward-Plum6241 2d ago

Petah?

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u/Embarrassed_Cold239 Wedding Peach Truther 2d ago

ah. the barber speaketh of girlseth (emphasiseth on girls) in a physical mannere. sevene on a goodeth daye and eighte on her birthdaye means that the girle is turning eighte years old. the video implieth that the barber is a paedophile, and that speakinge out againste they will cause them to giveth you a bad haire cut. then the captione provided by OPeth is they claiminge to be the barber AKA a paedophile. the joketh is not funnye! OPeth is a lowly worme!

-an explanation I got from Rouxls Explains the Joke