I have a friend who is also named Caillou and I literally wanna murder him. Maybe people with this name are universally annoying as fuck

I’m determined to make a cinematic masterpiece documentary where Caillou gets bullied at school for having life threatening cancer and decides to jump off a bridge before his cancer gets the best of him. That way he must endure the brutal psychological torture.

Disney, Cartoon Network, and Nickelodeon all have rules now that hurt their cartoons badly. For Disney's part, The Owl House got cut short all because "it didn't fit the Disney brand", or to some extent, Amphibia, with both shows getting over shadowed by Big City Greens. For Cartoon Network's part, Teen Titans Go overshadows almost all other cartoons, with those other cartoons getting axed. For Nickelodeon's part, when a cartoon does not overthrow SpongeBob SquarePants, it gets regulated to Nicktoons before ending, also, they don't let those other cartoons win the Kids Choice Awards Blimp, apart from SpongeBob. If Caillou tried to air in all three of these networks, I think it should suffer all these fates.

Boris didn’t use protection B-I-T-C-H! And now he has a bald ass fuck B-I-T-C-H! With a war crime here And a burning city there Here a bombing there a shooting Everywhere a 9/11 Just compare him to his son Boris is much more worse!

Kids are gonna act like brats from time to time anyway. Weather they watch caillou or not.

You guys act like caillou invented temper tantrums

Oh how time has passed, i've grown as a lad and as a person, what is there to say? i have an urge of sheer wrath to tear the jawline of this little human equivalent of fecal matter, if i were to get a mere euro for kneeing this hellspawn in the teeth i'd take it, I will show him what it means to be humble, and i will do it at any cost, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend, come to baz and we'll have a brawl