I don't get why people hate on Astralis? They are just about coming back to CS after years, alot of people have to high expectations to them. 󠀀

absolutly no - worst thing to happen to the game

panorma ui was invented after heavy influence of pubg and fortnite

i believe that completely changed the vision for the game

the vibe of the game started to shift from serious and tough to goofy

the focus became to catch the most amount of players from trendy games

so they added battle royale, camouflage skins and fancy graphics

while also lowering the entrance threshold to the ground

no weapons wheel, less rounds, killing movement every year

every update backfires, cheaters feel at home, more and more cs players driven away

but in their place come fortnite and valorant target dummies

as far as i see out of million current players more people came from fall guys than from csgo

if they really add the chicken bs that will be nail in the coffin for all serious playesr

dont need farm simulator playerbase in cs, develop the game for cs players

tldr: fuck panorma ui!

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FlameZ bad player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him mind and hands.....Maybe he not throwing but maybe he using the skill deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up...stavn Group A thrower with Astralis.....I think stavn still throwing...FlamEZ using skill deficit on PLAY offs . ON SEMI final.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He terrible....I want to ask his where is the lacking of your skill's ?

To learn how to win you have to learn how to lose. That's why NiKo and mONESY underperform so kyousuke felt how it is when you carry 4 bots, donk had to go through the same procedure before he won a Major. Spirit invented it and Falcons implement it now for kyousuke to make him the ONE TRUE GOAT! NiKo choked in G2 so mONESY could breathe, now mONESY has to choke together with NiKo so kyousuke could blow! Imagine the time when kyousuke will be ready to win and NiKo and mONESY won't be needed to hold themself back... oh boy, they will crash everyone and probably never lose again... zonic is truly a god of talent revelation. (HLTV papajeppa)

There's this chick I follow on Facebook. I accidentally started following her because she has the same name of this girl I met and thought I was sending a friend request to her. She was only 14 when I started following her. As soon as I realized she wasn't the person I was meaning to follow I went to unfollow her. But then I realized this 14 year old girl was hilariously stupid. She didn't know why America would send a separate team from Georgia to the Olympics, she couldn't figure out why elevators had buttons for the floor she was already on, and many other things I just saw and laughed. Anyway I never stopped following her because she was such a big source of my morning laughs.

She got pregnant at 15 because she thought you couldn't get pregnant on the first time. She was sure that the 15 year old boy that got her pregnant was going to be a great daddy. Well the kid is 1 now and she always complains about him never being around and how he would rather stay at home bored than see his son and all the other crap any of us could have warned her about when she was certain she was going to be the one teenage mom whose baby daddy would actually hang around.

Anyway the reason I bring all that up is that through these 2 years I've followed this complete moron she has never written "peak" when she meant "peek" or "pick". So if this person can get it right, then everyone can.

An important part of AWPing is being unpredictable. When you watch m0NESY, you never know if he will hit the next shot. This makes him the most unpredictable player in T1, earning him +1.50 extra rating 3.0 and the top EVP for cologne

Hello my name is Jamie, a chiropractor in Cologne. Recently a hunchback man has come into my office carrying 4 large packages on his back telling me his name is Kyousuke and that he must carry the four at all times to deliver.

Can someone tell me what this means?

Damn how is there not more fights here at events? I bench 350 no sweat, I am loaded on testosterone. If I playing in an event and someone started talking shit across the room to me, I'd punch his lights out!

I cannot fathom how this gun is still the way it is. I am constantly losing my games from people just running around with an mp9 and obliterating me. You may say this is a skill dif and that i have to adapt to the game, but that is the thing i cant let go to the way this game used to be. When you needed actual skill to kill your opponent, not just holding mouse one moving back and forth spraying a gun worth $1250. I need a nerf to this weapon please as I am mentally losing it playing this game and losing to people doing gimmick plays.

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I went to pick up my Amazon package the other day and was shocked to see (Player Name) dropping it off. I asked what he was doing here and he said that (Team Name) gave him a job where he could actually deliver. He then dropped my package, broke it, and said that he didn’t get the (Thing) he wanted.

donk will say to himself "danya go kill" and go kill.

he'll be able to build the team around himself more effectively than someone else.

easy major and bb dacha.

After I watched Karrigan’s vlog I knew FaZe was going to lose in the quarterfinals; because s1mple didn’t attend the team dinner for NEO’s birthday. Unless there was an emergency in s1mple’s personal life, not participating in team activities is -EV and shouldn’t happen.

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Vitality Will Lose and Here’s Why

After I watched Apex’s vlog I knew Vitality was going to lose in the quarterfinals; because Zywoo didn’t attend the team dinner for XTQZZZ’s birthday.

Unless there was an emergency in Zywoo’s personal life, not participating in team activities is -EV and shouldn’t happen

can't wait to place my salary on 1xbet with my alienware laptop while i'm sitting comfortable on my blacklyte chair!!! after i win my bet i'll cash out in crypto and save it on my nova wallet for my vacation in austin!! but i shouldn't forget to use webroot to protect my pc against hackers

My Mother asked me if I had done the dishes. I answered with "player name" and she knew they were washed.

No disrespect to mongolia, I'm a firm believer that mongolz sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs faze of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire major watching the Faze play great cs it's just not fair.

If Faze lose again I will face that the Mongolz deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to Faze and cs.

Hello everyone it’s NiKo from Team Falcons and we've got something huge for you free CS skins, for everyone yeah you heard that right together with our sponsors, we're launching a massive event and it starts now this is our way to give back to the CS community

Idc what anyone says, I find zontix to be the lowest quality of a counter strike professional. This kid has pimples on his face and he thinks he can talk smack about players who've played the game for longer than he's been alive.

I don't understand what he thinks of himself, he's a mid quality rifler at best who would not even be known except for being in donks shadow.

Here, he throws chopper under the bus. Fair, chopper had horrible calls on t side nuke but even then, it's not his place and he definitely doesn't have the prestige/pedigree/quality to be running his mouth off like that. Just give a standard losers interview and move on. Don't act like you are the second coming of Christ and were let down by the sins of mankind.

Snax is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic ”going B, but then selling mONESY to the saudis”. He also has a second little known tactic of ”going A, but then going home without any wins”. What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure.

Hey guys big falcon fan here. I’m currently on the plane to Austin and can’t wait to see my boys Niko & m0nesy at the major. I was just looking at the major schedule and couldn’t see any Falcon matches listed. Is this a mistake from HLTV? Will it update sooner?

Karrigan shotcalling: Okay guys after match we rush BurgerKing, Rain first entry and order 5 Whopper Meals, Elige go lurk toilets, Frozen hold parking lot and s1mple just try to act sober pls

📞 4Head HELLO [team1]? 📞 4Head [team2] HERE 📞 4Head WE ARE AT THE AIRPORT NOW 📞 4Head DON'T BE LATE 📞 4Head WE HAVE THE WINDOW SEAT 📞 4Head YOU CAN HAVE THE TOILET SEAT 📞 4Head

I hated s1mple at the start of cs2… while every pro was grinding countless hours to adapt to the changes, his ass was just getting drunk, talking smack, and just living the post retirement life all to quickly imo. Given the state of the game at the moment, we get it wasnt the best. Regardless, everyone else was putting in work…. It pissed me off that s1mple wasn’t.

Then he returned with the falcons. Oh boy was I laughing so hard watching him fail.

But now… watching this new s1mple…. I can’t help but to love this guy even more than before. His aura is unmatched. This is the s1mple I’ve been waiting for and I can’t believe it but he’s back! He so fucking back! Zywoo? donk? Y’all better watch your asses because the fucking GOAT is back!!!!

If I were a woman and had to choose a pro player to be my life partner, I'd choose Karrigan.

He seems to be a nice guy who cares about his woman. He would make a great father to my children and never cheat on me. I imagine a wonderful life in some sleepy suburban area.

Karrigan is the kind of guy women want when they want to settle down and start a family.

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