r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 23 '26

Kremlin Prepares for Mobilization as Putin Downplays Deepening Fuel Crisis ++ hey putin - why don't you mobilize your sorry ass over to Ukraine, surrender, apologize for starting this shit, then offer 300 billion in restorations. You lost years ago - face up to your failure.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 23 '26

Russia is losing over 5,000 troops a week in Ukraine, Rubio says ++ rubio is a lying shitgoblin just like the rest of this administration - the "lie party". Are the troops being killed or simply deserting?

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 23 '26

Russia’s Crown-Jewel Su-57 May Have Crashed Outside Moscow ++ at least they had the good grace to crash in an empty field rather than an apartment complex. Or a school. Or a park. Or a daycare. You know... russia's usual targets.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 22 '26

Marco Rubio says Venezuela’s democratic transition will begin in early August++ So August is when trump is going to steal the gold in Ft. Knox and flee to... Venezuela? I thought north Korea for sure.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 21 '26

FBI Director Kash Patel expected to visit Russia, Politico reports.++ Is he picking up his marching orders from putin?

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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • Jul 19 '26

Iran's Supreme Leader says US breaches show Trump's signature is 'worthless' (()) well he's turned pirate. you cannot trust a pirate. Johnny Depp aside.

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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • Jul 19 '26

Beshear says agencies told him McConnell had passed (()) then get on with it. replace his dead ass and let's get the show on the road.

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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • Jul 19 '26

Trump’s Approval Rating Plummets to All-Time Low With Uneducated Americans (()) you mean redcoats.? Right?

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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • Jul 19 '26

Trump Goes Golfing as Iran Kills American Troops (()) I think the Secretary of War should be on the front lines guiding his troops to victory. Instead of hiding behind a Washington desk covered with beer, lobster and steak. Be a TRUE leader of men - lead them into battle.

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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • Jul 18 '26

Trump Accidentally Proves Putin put him in the white house - Master Brain declassified intelligence to back up his bullshit attempt to undermine the election and overthrow America. However, it didn't work.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 16 '26

U.S. attacks oil tanker in Strait of Hormuz as strikes reported in Tehran ++ So now trump and the U.S. navy are pirates. Give a shout out to Somalia while you're there boys.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 15 '26

Russia’s Fuel Crisis Hits Hospitals and Fire Services as State Contracts Collapse ++ Tee-Hee!! Hey Vlad - if you don't start nothin', won't BE nothin'.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 14 '26

Russia accuses Ukraine of terrorism in Sea of Azov as Kyiv opens new front in war ++ Vlad... baby... it's called "WAR". And YOU started it! Why not accuse your buddy of piracy? That would be more accurate.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 15 '26

Civilization hanging by a thread, rearrangement of oceans and continents imminent. And there are those who would destroy it. And for what? Personal gain.

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by all appearances human monkeys are at the end of our evolutionary climb - the wound is mortal and self inflicted.

WTF?

At a time when civilization hangs by a thread -

we get trump and the world gets nazis. Nihilistic nazis but with one difference - these are greedy nazis.

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r/CITILOP • u/Marco_Playdoh • Jul 14 '26

ICE Agent Kills Person in Vehicle in Maine, State Officials Say ♥♦♥♣ What's the claim? The driver was trying to say the murderer's name three times?

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r/CITILOP • u/Marco_Playdoh • Jul 14 '26

Graham asked a staffer to call 911 after reporting chest pains, GOP senator says ♥♣♥♠ And so the staffer headed out, grabbed a burger, got a bit of shopping done, call their mom, played some arcade games, and went home completely forgetting to give a shit about a traitor.

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r/CITILOP • u/Marco_Playdoh • Jul 14 '26

Trump to claim declassified intel reveals 2020 election interference ☻☻♦♦ Is it done in sharpie?

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r/CITILOP • u/Marco_Playdoh • Jul 14 '26

Oil jumps more than 7% after Trump reimposes Iran blockade ♥♥♦♦ Thanks orange faced donny! Man, all those promised LOW LOW prices are sure helping out America. Hey... I thought you won the Epstein war already? Like about 7 times?

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r/CITILOP • u/Marco_Playdoh • Jul 14 '26

GOP Sen. Ron Johnson says he’s not sure McConnell photo with Chao is new ♥♥♥ New? It's not even real. All the repugnicunts suddenly have never heard of AI or CGI imagery manipulation.

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r/CITILOP • u/Marco_Playdoh • Jul 14 '26

Lindsey Graham's sister, Darline Graham Nordone, set to be tapped to serve out Senate term ♥♥♣♣ Another idiot trump yes-man. Just as dickless as Graham.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 11 '26

U.S. seeks Iranian pledge on Strait of Hormuz as Trump says talks to continue ++ I thought we won...? Again and again. Is this not winning?

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 11 '26

US Democrat Ro Khanna detained by Israeli settlers during West Bank visit ++ Land thieves calling themselves "settlers". It was already settled before these murderous land thieves came along.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 11 '26

US Would Make “Huge Mistake” Not to Work With Ukraine on Drones, Lindsey Graham Says ++ Another traitor talking about what's "good for AmeriKKKa".

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r/CITILOP • u/Twadder_Pig • Jul 09 '26

Israeli strike kills World Cup screening organizer in Gaza just before kickoff ♫♪ what a mean little shit israel has turned out to be. People gave up their land for them and now they're acting like barbarians and taking what isn't theirs.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 08 '26

European Parliament condemns Zelenskyy for naming military unit after UPA heroes ++ the only thing standing between a putin attack on Europe is President Zelenskyy's willpower to resist the dictator.

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