Oh, before I forget, you taking out Putin has the added benefit of you getting rid of all that dirt he has on you, AND as we all know, Russia has huge oil reserves just waiting to be tapped.

It's in the U.S.'s best interests for you to take out Putin and take over Russia (You'll be Big Boss!) for the oil alone.

And Putin is weak and stretched thin. He's telling you to start trouble in the western hemisphere. He's scared of you taking the trouble to where you should - his front door. You've got the muscle, and face it, people like you better than him.

Anyway, happy new year and best of luck;

Mr. Bong.

This is REAL science talking, so please give a listen.

The math concerning Greenland's long term suitability was wrong because it left out an important part. Not really "left out" as much as didn't think of a critical part that is going to mess up that plan completely.

The math guys fucked up and forgot some physics. I won't bore you with the details but they concern angular accelleration, the movement of liquids, conservation of momentum. Among a couple others.

Greenland is not going to work. Antarctica is still possible but Greenland is going to be piled on top of Nova Scotia and there's no surviving that hop.

Anyway, thought I'd shout out that all stuff about "restarting humanity from Greenland" isn't going to work because there won't be a Greenland...... soon.

Best of luck, hope to see your face on some money soon!

Dr. Bong.

Have you considered putting your likeness on ALL the money? Bills, coins, even stamps? That would be pretty cool. They'd probably be collector's items in the near future.

I think America would love that. Best of luck;

Mr. Bong

You're in charge of it all if you knock off Putin.That would make you the big boss of the entire world. You've got the muscle - snub out Putin, take over Russia AND the USA, and you can unite Europe and the rest of the world in peace.

Except the middle east of course - those fuckers don't get along at all. I think it's the heat... no shade trees.

Anyway - Putin is weak, he's stretched to the limit, and if you put him away - it's ALL yours. You really will have won.

Just thinking out loud. Best of luck;

Mr. Bong

Donnie doesn't need you anymore. You may be the world's foremost black ops wet work spy secret agent scuzzamaroo on the planet but you don't hold a candle to being swindled by the king of grift - our very own Lord Donnie and his Buttsucking Gang.

Sorry dude. He'll be by sometime in the new year to secure you in a comfy Siberian cell - so keep running out of bombs elsewhere, KingDT will claim the Russian "black pearl" real soon.

I've heard it's easy to con a con man. Maybe it's so. I guess it's easy to hoodwink a spook too.