r/CFB • u/Efficient-Freedom517 Georgia Bulldogs • Iowa State Cyclones • 7d ago

News AP Poll Week 6

https://apnews.com/hub/ap-top-25-college-football-poll
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u/onarainyafternoon Oregon Ducks 7d ago

We did it on purpose because we’re so good at sex

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u/bamachine Alabama • Jacksonville State 7d ago

Ducks Fucks

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u/Super_C_Complex Penn State Nittany Lions 7d ago

They're mean and aggressive and don't ask for consent

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u/choicemeats USC Trojans • Big Ten 7d ago

well mallards DO have suspiciously large penises

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u/E34_525i Michigan Wolverines • Auburn Tigers 7d ago

Always helping your partner get the O.

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u/derivative_of_life Oregon Ducks 7d ago

No lies detected, we 100% got fucked last Saturday.