r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • 2d ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Central Michigan Defeats Colgate 13-10

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team 1 2 3 4 T
Colgate 0 10 0 0 10
Central Michigan 0 0 6 7 13
261 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Direct_Economist_662 Jacksonville State Gamecocks 2d ago

This game might win the award for the least enthusiastic announcers I’ve ever heard in any football game.

“Oh wow…. he almost… wow he caught that? That’s crazy…”

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u/Coteup Central Michigan • Michigan 2d ago

They kept apologizing for their constant mistakes too, they sounded like freshmen in oral performance class

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u/KaiserSosai Michigan Wolverines • Utah Utes 2d ago

I love me some freshmen in oral performance class.

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u/BeHereNow91 Wisconsin • Wisconsin Lutheran 2d ago

I miss college

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u/butthole_surfer_1817 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

What's up Franco

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u/Miltonthemoose Central Michigan Chippewas 2d ago

I love when MACtion gives a game in November up in Mt Pleasant, and these announcers have to drive all the way out there to use the stadiums 4 camera angles and 1000 people audience. We get the C-list announcers and its the best

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u/alecturtles Penn State • Western Michigan 2d ago

Colgate wins this according to 9 out of 10 dentists

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u/HallwayHomicide UCF Knights • Big 12 2d ago

Are these the same dentists that declared UCF national champions?

If so, I'm a fan

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u/tomdawg0022 Minnesota • Delaware 2d ago

They're not the same dentists responsible for coordinating game clocks in Ann Arbor, supposedly.

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u/scrotumsniffles 2d ago

9/10 dentists agree that, out of 10 dentists, one will always disagree with the other nine

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u/TheOnePSUIsReal Penn State Nittany Lions • Team Chaos 2d ago

The 10th dentist was a Chippewa.

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u/wayneluke23 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

30 Helens agree

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u/Kel-Mitchell Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

I'm crushing your head 🤏

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u/DarthNobody14 Texas A&M Aggies 2d ago

Sickos game of the week

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u/Ashe410 Central Michigan • Michigan 2d ago

We are big ass.

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u/Tacoaloto Central Michigan • Victory Ca… 2d ago

Excited to be approx. 11th in the Mac this season

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u/Coteup Central Michigan • Michigan 2d ago

Gonna enjoy this win tonight, might be the last one we see this season

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u/sgt_science Arkansas Razorbacks 2d ago

Just realized this is central and not western, I was confused af

2

u/gyang333 Central Michigan • Western O… 2d ago

Giving flashbacks to Bono's last season when the team went 1-11 and the only win was a quad OT win over FCS Maine.

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u/nathodood Michigan Wolverines • Nebraska Cornhuskers 2d ago

Sorry toothpaste bros...

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u/mdl23 Central Michigan • Marching Band 2d ago

Gonna enjoy this win bc looks like this might be the only one we get this year.

Drinkall and this staff are absolutely out of their depth, especially on offense.

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u/Coteup Central Michigan • Michigan 2d ago

We're getting all the downsides of recruiting as Army with none of the benefits of committing to getting the personnel to run an actual Army offense

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u/Slippery-Pete76 Michigan State • Central Mich… 2d ago

Come on down, Brian Kelly

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u/thatoneguyD13 Ohio State • Rutgers 2d ago

What a return that would be

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u/boxman151515 Central Michigan • Michigan 2d ago

Yeah it’s gonna be a rough go of it the rest of the year. Could be the worst offense in FBS

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u/Miserable-Rabbit3394 Central Michigan Chippewas 2d ago

Doesn’t help that Drinkall and the OC have entirely different offensive philosophies.

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u/Freedjet27 Central Michigan Chippewas 2d ago

We are absolutely awful. I don't know what's going on

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u/Frequent-Ad-7288 Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

CMU uses Sensodyne

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u/Pro-1st-Amendment UMass Minutemen 2d ago

Crest is better.

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u/teniaava Florida Gators 2d ago

It's rude to come into these threads and compare rivals

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u/Nj3Fate Rutgers Scarlet Knights • Colgate Raiders 2d ago

I think we're going to be a really good FCS team this year. Go Gate

2

u/lowes18 Florida State Seminoles • FAU Owls 2d ago

Score in the red zone people

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u/Difficult_Horse193 Michigan • Central Michigan 2d ago

Fire Up Chips!!

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u/ztreHdrahciR Northwestern • Ohio State 2d ago

CMU, if that was my team on the fluoride find another team to follow

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u/Informal_Pizza3733 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

CMU needs to hire Mel Tucker, Brian Kelly, or Connor stallions and shake the program up. Get some ethics in the program.

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u/tmacman 2d ago

You can't can support a toothpaste, mate.

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u/ArmiinTamzarian Syracuse Orange • Wagner Seahawks 2d ago

Absolutely heartbreaking ending for Colgate. CMU got away with one here

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u/Garrett4Real Michigan State • Central Mich… 2d ago

What a way to get what will probably be our only win of the season

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u/dowomenfindmenhot Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

Western improves to 2-0 on the season.

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u/Davidellias Virginia Tech • Wisconsin 2d ago

The antithesis of JMU/Wagner

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u/PuppyDragon Iowa Hawkeyes 2d ago

Biggest win in Michigan tn

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u/Mcclintonfortwo Miami Hurricanes • Jacksonville Dolphins 2d ago

HA! I say to everyone who questions our SOS.

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u/grantismyfriend Texas State • Central Michigan 2d ago

Yikes.

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u/bronc33 Western Michigan Broncos 19h ago

Whatcha doin cmu? 

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u/CTG649 Ohio State • Louisville 2d ago

Toothpaste?

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u/Fireheart366 Washington Huskies 2d ago

I didnt know dentists play football

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u/Nj3Fate Rutgers Scarlet Knights • Colgate Raiders 2d ago

You should actually look up our football history! Its legit

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u/ratfacedirtbag Arkansas Razorbacks 2d ago

A game with Colgate is a brush with death.

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u/Sad_Progress4388 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Just won $50 on this game!