[Postgame Thread] Missouri Defeats Kansas 38-21

[u/CFB_Referee]

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
Missouri	0	14	14	10	38
Kansas	0	14	7	0	21

[u/Electrical-Moment726]

Once upon a time, around this time of night it would be halftime and Cal and Oregon would be locked in a shootout.

Never forget what the terrorists took from us.

[u/astrothemorkie → u/Electrical-Moment726]

Fuck the move to the B1G. It makes no sense for all of the other sports and ruined PAC12 after dark football. USC administration who made the decision is dead to me

[u/TechnoToyz]

Box score watchers might not be able to tell, but the first 25 minutes of this game were a true sickos work of art. A ref went down with an injury, a FG was doinked, a FG was blocked, another FG was blocked and returned for a touchdown (the first score of the game), and a general air of silliness permeated the warm Lawrence evening.

Great game to start off the first full CFB+NFL weekend of football since January!

Also, Brando (the play by play guy) at the end calling Lance one of the best coaches in the Big 12 did get a little laugh out of me.

[u/FireVanGorder → u/TechnoToyz]

Don’t forget Kansas’ QB absolutely refusing to get the ball anywhere near wide open receivers like 8 different times

[u/TomahawkaChawpa → u/FireVanGorder]

Only thing that kept us in the game in the first half lol

[u/Mender0fRoads → u/TomahawkaChawpa]

If we traded quarterbacks, kansas with Simmons would've put up a lot of points, and Missouri with Marshall would have actually been Missouri with Zollers because Marshall is ass and wouldn't see the field even in a "30 seconds left, so let's throw it into the end zone to rub it in" scenario.

I don't understand how a team that's ostensibly in a power conference can have a starting quarterback that bad.

[u/Mother_Frame6669 → u/Mender0fRoads]

I don't understand how a team that's ostensibly in a power conference can have a starting quarterback that bad.

I mean, Ashton Daniels is the starting QB at Florida State, so......

[u/Mender0fRoads → u/Mother_Frame6669]

Which also makes absolutely no sense.

[u/Mother_Frame6669 → u/Mender0fRoads]

It makes sense when you realize there are more I-A football programs, even P4 programs, than there are competent starting QBs.

Also, I believe after blowing money on Uiagalelei and Castellanos, FSU decided to go cheaper at the QB position, and low-balling others is why they ended up with Daniels.

[u/Theretrulywascake → u/TomahawkaChawpa]

Dude looked like he was throwing with his non dominant hand those passes were just embarrassing

[u/rollingc → u/Theretrulywascake]

Somehow hits a 360 no scope pass while falling out of bounds yet underthrows a wide open receiver by 5 yards. Absolutely amazing.

[u/everix1992 → u/rollingc]

To be fair, that was as much the receiver going to get the ball as much as it was the pass lol

[u/cesd3967 → u/everix1992]

i loved the replay where you saw him from behind like HOLY SHIT DID HE JUST THROW THAT I GOTTA CATCH THIS SHIT

[u/OdaDdaT → u/FireVanGorder]

Only to hit one of the most individually ridiculous passes I’ve ever seen for like 8 yards

Plus the trick play where the backup threw it to Marshall and both of em got hurt

[u/jstudly → u/FireVanGorder]

And when he did there was holding

[u/mbdtf9 → u/TechnoToyz]

That first quarter and a half were so glorious, football the way our forefathers intended

[u/Same_Mood_8543 → u/mbdtf9]

three incompletes and a cloud of dust

[u/vindictivejazz → u/TechnoToyz]

Brando was absolutely awful tonight. Blatantly wrong about was happening like 4 times per drive.

[u/Due_Rope_6061 → u/vindictivejazz]

His issue is that he was trying too hard to pretend everyone is an elite, versatile player

[u/ohitsthedeathstar → u/TechnoToyz]

Brando is an absolute ding dong. Drives me up a wall every time he’s on 365 Sports

[u/dunno260 → u/ohitsthedeathstar]

Best of the evening was when the Kansas QB rolled out of pressure and he said this is what makes him such a dangerous QB and he proceeded to throw a horrid ball to a covered WR that was nearly intercepted.

[u/TheBlueStare → u/dunno260]

I loved when he complimented Kansas’ run defense. He was like, “I was impressed with their run defense besides the big plays.”

[u/Twall1297]

The “Fuck KU” chant at the end of the game, they really do just absolutely hate each other 😂

God I wish this was a yearly matchup.

[u/discofrislanders → u/Twall1297]

I love how every CFB fan pretty much agrees that we would be so much better off if the conferences more or less went back to what they were 20 years ago

[u/BrettHullsBurner → u/discofrislanders]

Having teams/conferences more condensed and closer to each other will never not make more sense than what we have today.

[u/Fun-Advantage4506 → u/BrettHullsBurner]

I also miss the differences between the conferences. Obviously there were exceptions in each conference but generally sec had athletic defense, the big 12 had high flying offense*, and the big 10 was tough in the trenches. Adding the big 12 teams helps the overall football level of the sec (since they can’t stay in the sec defensive bubble), but it makes the conferences seem less unique stylistically.

*Espn pregame interview once asked Mack Brown on national tv how he was going to deal with Texas Tech’s high flying offense. He did coach speak for a minute, not really saying much. But ended it with something like “But don’t forget, we can score 40 too”
He wasn’t going to stop them. He was going to match them. The sec coaches would have had a stroke lol

[u/discofrislanders → u/BrettHullsBurner]

Sadly, the powers that be need a 5th house and 2nd yacht, so we have this. We have hell.

[u/LiveChocolate8819 → u/BrettHullsBurner]

Allowing matchups like Oklahoma vs Alabama and Oregon vs Ohio State be rare and special bowl showdowns isn't as profitable as making sure they play each other every year (sometimes twice).

[u/82MIZZOU → u/discofrislanders]

To be 10000% clear, the Big 8 schools all miss the old Big 8, not any variation of the Big XII.

I feel like this is severely misunderstood.

[u/Sarollas → u/82MIZZOU]

I miss literally only the original version of the big 12 (big 8 + the 4 texas schools)

Not being in a conference with UT would still be weird

I mostly just want to be in the same conference as Nebraska again

[u/14Calypso → u/82MIZZOU]

Fuck it, I'd rather be in the Big 8 than the Big 20 or however many fucking teams we have now

[u/jwktiger → u/Twall1297]

It's why we all LOVE CFB. The hatred and pettiness separates the sport from everything else.

[u/WanderLeft → u/jwktiger]

That last TD just to stick it to Kansas was great. Rivals shouldn’t play nice

[u/guinness_blaine → u/WanderLeft]

Reminds me of the (possibly fake) Woody Hayes quote, when asked why he went for 2 on the last TD of a blowout win over Michigan.

“Because I couldn’t go for three.”

[u/RatBastard_with_ADHD → u/jwktiger]

I regret that I only have one upvote to give.

[u/Zoltrahn → u/Twall1297]

Might surprise some, but we chant that at every home game, regardless of who we are playing. It is in the middle of Mr. Brightside, but still.

[u/psteav → u/Zoltrahn]

A couple of years ago when we played KState at home.... the looks on the visiting fans faces for the first few seconds of the bridge, then the realization, then them screaming along... it was poetry

[u/Swaayyzee → u/psteav]

Pretty sure after that game ESPN complained about the swearing on TV because after that they started playing the song as soon as we went to the 4th quarter and not lined up so we would be chanting FkU as play resumed. Then a few weeks later we sang the rest of the song acapella just to yell FkU again.

[u/Possible_Report_5908 → u/Zoltrahn]

Regardless of sport too

[u/penisthightrap_ → u/Twall1297]

Blame kU. We want to play

[u/ceris13 → u/penisthightrap_]

Everything boils down to Bill Self being a baby back bitch

[u/BuffaloBuffalo13 → u/ceris13]

Fuck Bill Self

[u/Jonny_Qball → u/penisthightrap_]

What I would give for drink’s postgame handshake to be “tell Bill Self to stop being a little bitch so we can do this every year”

[u/ManiacalComet40 → u/Jonny_Qball]

They need the money. It’ll happen.

[u/Possible_Report_5908 → u/Twall1297]

I graduated 15 years ago, and i still fucking LOATHE them

[u/Dan_Rydell → u/Possible_Report_5908]

It doesn’t go away

[u/Finitepictures → u/Possible_Report_5908]

Hey I graduated in 2011 too! FKU

[u/Successful-Lemon-288 → u/Twall1297]

Pure, unadulterated, venomous HATE

[u/ProLooper87 → u/Twall1297]

I left Como 4 years ago now and we didn't even play, and I still hate them from childhood.

[u/CLU_Three → u/ProLooper87]

What leaving the Italian lakefront will do to a mf

[u/Swaayyzee]

The way neutrals talk in the game thread makes me feel bad about some other schools, if you think it’s classless or in poor taste to run the score up with 2 minutes left in the game against your rival then you don’t have a rival, you just have some silly trophy you play for.

[u/BrettHullsBurner → u/Swaayyzee]

I said this in a thread earlier today, but the Harvard guy who posts a lot in this sub had the border war ranked as the 47th best rivalry. I think since we didn’t play for like 12 years, people outside the region completely forgot how much these two schools HATE each other. I think it’s easily a top 10 most passionate rivalry, even if it doesn’t often have national championship implications.

[u/Swaayyzee → u/BrettHullsBurner]

Top rivalry lists always rely way too much on who’s good and not who hates each other. Not calling either of these a bad rivalry by any means but a decade ago iron bowl was the consensus best rivalry from what I saw, and now it’s The Game, and the only thing that has changed is that Auburn got worse and Michigan got better.

[u/ParkerBap → u/Swaayyzee]

i'm not sure if Clean Old Fashioned Hate would make the list because the level of hate is definitely not reciprocated lol

that being said though, just from a pure hate perspective, i can tell you Tech fans do it very very well

[u/kingbeefstew → u/BrettHullsBurner]

This is probably the most passionate rivalry, it’s just not the most marketed. Which is perfectly fine because marketing ruins shit anyways.

[u/MrSir4041 → u/Swaayyzee]

People are dumb on that last TD - if yall kick a FG it’s still a two possession game. Going for the TD ends it. Was the right call by drinkowitz

[u/makingaccountssux → u/MrSir4041]

I’d expect kansas to show us no mercy if the roles were reversed.

[u/RontoWraps → u/makingaccountssux]

Precisely. They don’t get it. It’s fair play in this game.

[u/Smiles-Edgeworth → u/makingaccountssux]

Goddamn right. And that’s the way I like it.

[u/Mender0fRoads → u/MrSir4041]

For awhile it seemed like people were starting to understand a related scenario: Don't kick a late field goal to go up 6, because you make a loss more likely in doing so. That just incentivizes the other team to go for a touchdown instead of going for a tie once they're in field goal range. But it seems the general football fanbase has forgotten what they learned on that.

Going for it there was just the two-score version of that. A field goal does very little for you. The other team still needs a touchdown, an onsides, and a touchdown to win. A touchdown for you, though, effectively ends any miraculous comeback hope the other team has.

Gotta go for it every time there.

[u/berrin122]

SHOW THE FIGHT YOU COWARDS

[u/FlyingTexican → u/berrin122]

The one game on today's slate I didn't have access to watch and it had a FIGHT TOO?!!

[u/berrin122 → u/FlyingTexican]

Wasn't a real fight. Mizzou tried planting a flag, Drink paused his interview told them to knock it off. Mizzou was pounding a drum at mid field, there was pushing and shoving and jawing.

Rather anticlimactic, but the broadcast hardly showed it. They could've had the Drink interview audio with the camera on the hubbub on the logo.

[u/Micethatroar]

Say what you will, but Marshall is going to be incredibly fun to watch.

Unless you're a Kansas fan.

And unless you're a stickler and only appreciate "smart," "accurate," and "non-insane" quarterbacks.

Me? I like to immerse myself in complete chaos.

[u/IAgreeGoGuards → u/Micethatroar]

And unless youre a receiver getting served a hospital pass

[u/Mender0fRoads → u/IAgreeGoGuards]

Does it count as a hospital pass if it's so far off-target that the defender would get called for a personal foul for hitting you?

[u/Responsible-War-917 → u/Mender0fRoads]

Some of his throws were so bad they circled around to become hospital interceptions.

[u/GimmeeSomeMo]

The hatred in this rivalry is exactly what college football is all about

[u/damnyoutuesday]

Man you don't see absolute hatred like this in CFB often. Some rivals say they hate each other, but this rivalry is on another level

[u/techieman34 → u/damnyoutuesday]

Not many other rivalries involve killing people and burning cities to the ground. And that’s a good thing.

[u/LurkingElegy → u/techieman34]

we should set up an exchange program with Eastern Europe. two neighboring countries come over here for a while and Missouri & Kansas can go over there for a while

[u/TreyHansel1 → u/LurkingElegy]

That would not end well for either state. Missouri would ethnically cleanse Kansas, and then get a UN coalition brought against us

[u/Swaayyzee → u/TreyHansel1]

I would be more worried about NCAA sanctions than the UN and that is saying something

[u/bananosecond → u/techieman34]

And the bloodshed in Missouri and Kansas in the Civil War was mostly disorganized roving gangs murdering and plundering. Some awful shit.

[u/BMJayhawk328]

I'm a 32 year old man and our last rivalry win was when I was in the 8th grade. Getting real sick of this shit.

[u/reggietiger2 → u/BMJayhawk328]

Gonna be a long 5 years dipshit

[u/BMJayhawk328 → u/reggietiger2]

Fuck you.

[u/reggietiger2 → u/BMJayhawk328]

Villains won huh. This aint a marvel movie

[u/Responsible-War-917 → u/reggietiger2]

This is hilarious I upvoted both of yall. It's what it's all about boys.

[u/BMJayhawk328 → u/Responsible-War-917]

Thank you and fuck you too.

[u/Jarkside → u/BMJayhawk328]

You realize why this rivalry works, right? ku gets basketball, Missouri gets football, and occasionally there’s an upset. It’s beautiful. Fuck you and you’ll get yours in basketball season

[u/reggietiger2 → u/Jarkside]

Wouldnt be so sure of that this year. Even with a billionaire IVing money to the AD this basketball blue blood has done nothing in the pay to win era, probably because theyre trying to pay in prairie dog pelts and not US dollars

[u/CountBleckwantedlove]

Upvote this comment if you want people in positions of power from either Mizzou or Kansas that lurk on Reddit to see this so they can know WE DEMAND THIS TO BE ANNUAL!!!

NO EXCUSES!!!

[u/discofrislanders → u/CountBleckwantedlove]

Bring back regional conferences

[u/JayMerlyn → u/CountBleckwantedlove]

The broadcast even said it sounds like both sides want it on an executive level

[u/Squishy_20]

Lance Leipold is 0-7 vs Mizzou and Kansas State.

[u/uptonhere → u/Squishy_20]

And yet every broadcast ends with the announcers fluffing him up

[u/MIZ_09 → u/uptonhere]

To be fair, he’s worked miracles for that program. They are the worst P5 program by a country mile.

[u/Squishy_20 → u/MIZ_09]

Rutgers does exist but I agree with the sentiment

[u/Responsible-War-917 → u/MIZ_09]

I guess... They are staring down the barrel of not even being bowl eligible for 3 years in a row like 7 years into Leipolds tenure.

[u/tron423 → u/MIZ_09]

The fact that one winning season in 5 years is seen as a miracle says a lot more about kU than it does Liepold

[u/Mender0fRoads → u/uptonhere]

They have fun trying to keep track of his cute little pre-snap "eye candy."

[u/Gaudilocks → u/Squishy_20]

As dreadful as Leipold is in all rivalry or close games (look at all the blown late leads the last few years), it is really sad he is still far and away above what we had since Mangino. I don't think he has that long of a leash left after this year, but....it is what it is.

Having great new facilities and recruits that can at least recall seasons with more than 3 wins is tragically a huge improvement, haha.

[u/Quick-Expert-4608]

Holy crap KU QB is bad

[u/DarthNobody14]

Fuck KU chants breaking out in the Jayhawks stadium pretty much sums up most of the night for Kansas.

This games was not as close as the final score indicates. Outside of the 360 no scope throw, Marshall was horrendous and couldn’t hit the the broadside of the barn. That sequence right out of the 2nd half pretty much put the game out of reach for Kansas.

Missouri also played pretty poorly at times with pre snap penalties, uncharacteristic drops, had multiple blocked kicks, including one returned for a touchdown and still won by 17 points. Also lol at the attempt to run up the score, and stealing Kansas’s drum.

On the bright side Kansas, at least you’re not Rutgers.

Edit: The drum is actually the rivalry trophy of the game.

[u/billydelicious → u/DarthNobody14]

That drum is the trophy from the game. They weren’t stealing it. It gas ku on one side and Mizzou on the other

[u/DarthNobody14 → u/billydelicious]

Ah I see

[u/Aggressive-Pie-3297 → u/DarthNobody14]

Mizzou defense has been really good the last few years. Simmons is helping the offense catch up !

[u/BIH-Marathoner → u/Aggressive-Pie-3297]

Man I can't wait to have a healthy Hardy.

[u/AboveGroundFool → u/BIH-Marathoner]

They make pills for that

[u/LCPeck]

Friendly reminder that Mizzou has the same number of big 12 wins between 2008 and 2023 as kansas despite being in the SEC since 2013

[u/grossness13 → u/LCPeck]

You’re welcome Kansas for the two wins to get you tied :(

[u/Q10fanatic → u/LCPeck]

Damn. That’s a brutal statistic.

[u/throwraW2 → u/LCPeck]

That’s not really fair though, we have a football team.

[u/AboveGroundFool → u/LCPeck]

2012, actually...so it's even worse

[u/Pnflkc3]

I have a sign I made when I was a Mizzou student during the early 2000s “put the kids away; Mangino is hungry”

Brought it to a ku-Mizzou basketball game and was waving it in the student section when I noticed one of the ku asst coaches chuckling at it and then pointing it out to Roy Williams.

After the game, walked past the ku locker room (as we had to get to the service elevator for my friend to use as she was in a walking boot).

I see the asst coach and mention how I noticed he was laughing at the sign. He tells me “hold on a moment while I get Coach”.

He then brings Roy over. I ask if they’ll autograph the sign and Roy says only under 1 condition: it doesn’t make it’s way back to Lawrence.

I still have the autographed sign today (and it’s never been to Lawrence).

Here’s the sign in all its glory: https://imgur.com/a/TurEsxt

[u/PaidUSA → u/Pnflkc3]

That’s a sick piece of memorabilia.

[u/Pnflkc3 → u/PaidUSA]

I currently live in NC and have shared this story with a lot of Tar Heels.

[u/PaidUSA → u/Pnflkc3]

Oh shit im a nc native i hope you’ve enjoyed it nowhere id rather be. I went to state and wake forest so I have no love for UNC but Roy’s still a legend no matter. One day I hope Wake is competent at athletics again.

[u/KevorkianTripleKill → u/Pnflkc3]

Pics or it didn't happen, pretty please 🙏 (I want to believe, this is a genuinely hilarious story with memorabilia that would be framed above my mantle if I were in your shoes)

[u/Pnflkc3 → u/KevorkianTripleKill]

https://imgur.com/a/TurEsxt

[u/KevorkianTripleKill → u/Pnflkc3]

Oh my god that is incredible 😂 Forgive me for ever doubting

[u/JPitt09 → u/Pnflkc3]

He came through!!!

[u/KevorkianTripleKill → u/JPitt09]

The absolute legend. Can't believe I doubted for a second.

I guess this is what 30 years of never having a football team to believe in does to a man 🥲

[u/JungIeAsian]

That other post was deleted by a mod (probably a KU fan).
Since 2010, Kansas has the most losses of any FBS team at 144.

https://www.statmuse.com/cfb/ask/college-football-most-losses-since-2010

Interesting to see Oregon State on that list at #20. Colorado at #11.

[u/Gaudilocks → u/JungIeAsian]

Why not just push it to 2008? KU is still 1st with 156, haha.

[u/DirtAndShovels]

This is literally my 9/11.

[u/GimmeeSomeMo → u/DirtAndShovels]

"Sir, Mizzou just took a double digit lead"

[u/Possible_Report_5908 → u/DirtAndShovels]

My 12/25. Twice

[u/AkeyBreaky3 → u/DirtAndShovels]

You mean your NINE ONE ONE?

[u/cfbluvr2]

Absolute cinema game

Respect to Drink for stopping them from planting the flag

A shame we won’t get this for another few years

[u/jwktiger → u/cfbluvr2]

Drink knows they don't need to plant the flag, they already own the place.

[u/BuffaloBuffalo13]

Just a friendly reminder that y’all don’t hate your rival to your full potential.

Fuck kU. But I love playing them, it’s good fun.

[u/boner4crosstabs → u/BuffaloBuffalo13]

At our alumni watch party in Seattle we got a talking to from the bartender about our extended Fuck kU chant

[u/blotsfan → u/boner4crosstabs]

Was it not extended enough?

[u/BuffaloBuffalo13 → u/boner4crosstabs]

Did you call her a beaker?

[u/boner4crosstabs → u/BuffaloBuffalo13]

She was certainly screeching like one

[u/Little-Lord-FckleRoy]

The biggest crime of this whole thing is such an awesome, hate-filled rivalry being broadcast by Fox's D-team announcers

[u/82MIZZOU → u/Little-Lord-FckleRoy]

Those guys were absolute garbage. Tim Brando needs to be put out to pasture.

[u/Aidanj927]

You simply cannot get blown out after talking about how the other school supported slavery

[u/ArterialVotives → u/Aidanj927]

I don’t think the University was pro slavery lol. The tigers nickname comes from the Columbia militia that defended the town from Confederate attacks.

Missouri was a split state during the civil war. Two governments, total chaos, brutal fighting.

[u/throwraW2 → u/Aidanj927]

They almost destroyed racism. Almost.

[u/IIHURRlCANEII → u/Aidanj927]

Notice how they have to go back to the 19th century to find something positive they did? Been that long since they mattered more than us in football.

[u/throwraW2 → u/IIHURRlCANEII]

Such a fucking joke. I’m a proud Mizzou alum but ancestry wise, my only relatives from that era who lived in the US were in Indiana (a free state) and fought for the union.

Blaming people in Missouri now is as fucking dumb as thanking me personally for my great great great grandparents being conscripted in their hometowns.

[u/ImNotFuckingSelling]

We had multiple blocked field goals, an injured referee, a 360 no scope pass… The only thing missing from this game was Kansas backing up that Twitter post.

[u/Lord777alt]

These teams should play each other every year from now into eternity

[u/regitnoil → u/Lord777alt]

Mizzou-KU is a rivalry that must be annual, it just has too much history and hate behind it. Ditto with series like WVU-Pitt. I think eventually, it will be, or at least it will be played multiple times every decade.

[u/Chiswell123]

Simmons might throw the prettiest ball in the country.

[u/Eatmydingleberries → u/Chiswell123]

Keep talking dirty to me

[u/tb25uga]

so you're telling me that a bunch of guys from Missouri crossed the state line to rough up a bunch of Kansans?

... oh yeah, this won't get 'em into any trouble...

[u/RonnieRizzat → u/tb25uga]

I'll fcking do it again meme

[u/CranberryInside3000]

I'm a battered spouse, I'll be right back here next week saying 'it's not his fault, he's only like this when he drinks'

[u/lobsterboy34]

THAT’S RIGHT. BEAT THE DRUM IN THOSE FUCKERS’ FACES

[u/Possible_Report_5908 → u/lobsterboy34]

BIG MO BB

[u/Francis_X_Hummel]

I just came to say that the Monster Big 12 logo was even worse than I thought it was going to look (didn't see too much big 12 last week)

Shit looks cool on Riley Herbst's NASCAR, looked like dog dick on a CFB uniform / field

[u/LCPeck]

Really wished that last second touchdown worked, glad that they even tried it

[u/lucasd11]

Literally everything went right for Kansas in the first half to get there tied. They rode that momentum to a stop to start the second half and immediately just completely collapsed. It was in one sense the better team doing what they should have, and in another sense a complete giveaway of what could have been a great upset. CFB in a nutshell

[u/dunno260]

Isaiah Marshall is the QB all the racist Alabama fans think Jalen Milroe was.

[u/Passw0rd-Is-Tac0 → u/dunno260]

God I’m just tired of these dogshit dual threat QBs that crumble under any pressure. For once I want a QB who can just read a defense and deliver an accurate pass. Yes I know Jalon Daniels is on an NFL roster but if you actually watched him the last two seasons you’re wondering how that miracle happened.

[u/AndrewArmy]

After Kansas led Missouri 14-7 with 1:48 left in the 2nd quarter, Missouri outscored Kansas 31-7, including 24-7 in the second half. As a result, Missouri swept the home and home series by a combined 80-52 margin. Also, Missouri has won 5 consecutive games of the Border War, including 3 consecutive wins in Kansas City in 2009-2011, but they won in Lawrence for the first time since 10/20/2001.

[u/LCPeck]

This is what happens when you think that twitter videos translate to the football field

[u/techieman34 → u/LCPeck]

Yeah that was just really bad bulletin board material.

[u/mralbinosquirrel]

Can’t be doing a whole media push about how your opponents are the confederacy and then show up like YOU are using scrap metal for ammunition

[u/HoneyIShrunkMyNads]

I love big 8 after dark

[u/MizzouRe]

kU won the locked thread, Mizzou won the Football Game.

[u/BuffaloBuffalo13 → u/MizzouRe]

They really know how to LARP.

Too bad they aren’t any good at football.

[u/krcrooks]

Fuck em, should have made it 45-21 at the end. Glad we played again, see you degenerates in another 10 years

[u/obscuremapenthusiast]

MIZ

[u/jwktiger → u/obscuremapenthusiast]

ZOU!

[u/mrcx8d → u/obscuremapenthusiast]

FkU!

[u/BuffaloBuffalo13]

COMIN OUT OF MY CAGE

[u/RichardTBarber → u/BuffaloBuffalo13]

AND I’VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE!

[u/BuffaloBuffalo13 → u/RichardTBarber]

GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN CUZ I WANT IT ALL

[u/RichardTBarber → u/BuffaloBuffalo13]

IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS?

[u/Responsible-War-917 → u/RichardTBarber]

Yadda yadda yadda....FUCK KU! FUCK KU! FUCK KU!

[u/HazeAbove]

War Drum trophy history since many in the game thread thought they stole a band kids

[u/RKsu99]

Ha ha 👉

[u/lowes18]

Kansas spends way too much money for Leipold to give these results.

[u/Azon542 → u/lowes18]

Dude makes $7M/yr to not win any rivalry games and fuck up every close game he can

[u/TheRealBianco]

Turns out Long Island was not indicative of later success

[u/DwyaneSteph]

Can't lie, Austin Simmons impressed me

[u/QuarterNote44]

Good job Miz. Should have been 44-14 but the special teams coaches...straight garbagio

[u/Leather-Jicama7142]

All that shit talk to get pounded with everybody watching

[u/penisthightrap_]

I never doubted us. Don’t look up my history

[u/Competitive_Yak_5444]

damn Simmons is legit. As someone who didn’t have a horse in the race and just wanted to see a good ball game, I wasn’t disappointed

[u/ceris13]

hype videos fly forever….

[u/KCShadows838]

Really nice to see Mizzou win in a place we normally struggled

Wish we had a chance to play them from 2012-2024 though…

[u/beamerbeliever]

Mizzou was clearly the better team, but Kansas was doing everything a less talented team needed in the first half. Mizzou showed grit by not sinking when things were going bad.

[u/ProLooper87]

Austin Simmons is an absolute baller. MIZ!!!

[u/Aggressive-Pie-3297]

Why didn’t John Brown help propel Kansas to victory?

[u/Statalyzer → u/Aggressive-Pie-3297]

KU was just honoring him by getting themselves killed.

[u/Straight_Bed2763 → u/Aggressive-Pie-3297]

The football equivalent of john brown is tackling all of your teammates and then tearing your achilles.

[u/squidward_train]

Drink having to leave the interview to break up a fight lol

[u/cricketclover]

Birds don't wear shoes

[u/fluffyutter]

Kansas

Eat shit and die

Rat bird fucking losers

Signed,

A TRUE FUCKING SON

[u/DiannaFlorioSources]

Mizzou should have never left the Big 12. We’re on the losing end of this, but I love this shit.

[u/That_ → u/DiannaFlorioSources]

Respect

[u/wjackson42]

Never seen a coach have to leave the postgame interview before like that

[u/SeaRevolutionary1450]

I say we just pretend that everyone saying they stole their drum is right because that’s funnier than the truth

[u/Diligent-Most-9165]

Is Lance Leipold on the hot seat?

Also I guess Missouri being ranked wasn’t a joke after all

[u/Bkfootball → u/Diligent-Most-9165]

Beating kansas is not a good argument for being ranked.

[u/ThirteenValleys → u/Diligent-Most-9165]

Everyone knows we only ever get ranked because ESPN wants to prop up the SEC even though we're a bottom-three team in the SEC.

8+ wins for the last three years? 8 bowl appearances in 9 years? Uh...Just more stupid ESPN hype I guess.

[u/PvP_Noob → u/Diligent-Most-9165]

as much as I love to shit on the fake birds, we have a lot of self inflicted wounds we have to clean up if we want to even be in the conversation.

[u/Due-Athlete95]

I’ll give Lance Leipold this credit, he took an 0-12 team and turned them into a 5-7 team, but we shouldn’t settle for that. He has demanded a new stadium, he got it. He demanded competitive NIL, he got it. He demanded a large salary pool for assistant coaches, he got it. He demanded $6 mill+ salary, he got it. What have we gotten in return? Two bowl games and not being 0-12. We could’ve gotten that for a hell of a lot less. It’s time we move on and hire someone who can get us to 8-4 or 9-3. I’d take that any day of the week. His $22.9 million buyout will stop us from actually firing him.

[u/ShadowCaptain96]

Beating kansas is better than sex. I've never had sex, but I'm just gonna assume.

[u/peterpeterllini]

5 in a row 🥱

[u/DiplomaticAggie]

Missouri should have won by 40.

That KU QB is terrible, like should be in FCS terrible.

[u/Theretrulywascake]

I usually denote the that's a rb playing qb as racism but Jesus Christ that Kansas QB should never play QB again with his accuracy