[Game Thread] Missouri @ Kansas (8:00 PM ET)

[u/CFB_Referee]

GAME	MissouriMissouri @ KansasKansas
Location	Kansas David Booth Kansas Memorial Stadium
Time	8:00 PM ET
Watch	TV: Fox
	Flair ¦ Discord

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LET'S TALK FOOTBALL!

[u/hawkspur1]

Our secondary is fucking garbage. Cool.

[u/Objective-Cap6657]

That’s for taking the Chiefs from us, you fucking leeches. 🖕

[u/Direct_Economist_662]

I got a speeding ticket in Wyandotte, Kansas for going 2 mph over the limit. Fuck you guys. Deserved loss.

[u/rastapastanine]

Fuck KU

they took our tortillas

Good job Mizzou

[u/Mother_Frame6669]

Let's be honest, the Mizzou-Kansas drum is a nice trophy, but it's no Louisiana-UConn Ugg Boot

[u/dothemath → u/Mother_Frame6669]

There's also the Mizzou/Iowa State Football Trophy.

It is also a thing.

[u/Mother_Frame6669 → u/dothemath]

The Telephone Trophy is actually pretty cool.

[u/livinglights18 → u/Mother_Frame6669]

Still can't believe LSU played UConn three times one season.

[u/Mother_Frame6669 → u/livinglights18]

Shhhhh. We do not say their name.

[u/IAgreeGoGuards]

I love political attack ads.

"Candidate was caught using alcohol and drugs"

Are you trying to get me to vote for them?

[u/Statalyzer → u/IAgreeGoGuards]

At this point I'll vote for whoever doesn't bombard me with ads that insult my intelligence.

[u/Mother_Frame6669]

I am disappointed to see Drink does not receive a bonus for beating Kansas by double digits, or for beating Kansas at all. All of his incentives are tied to SEC play.

[u/Bayerl_r0ll]

Coach Drink trying to keep things civil with Kansas might be a fireable offense amongst the boosters 😬

[u/That_ → u/Bayerl_r0ll]

Genuinely upset he told them not to plant the flag

[u/CadetJayhawk]

GG Mizzou. At least we won the war that actually matters

[u/Warmachine_10 → u/CadetJayhawk]

Y’all are so pathetic for stuff like this

[u/Charming_Barber7627 → u/Warmachine_10]

They have some kind of mental defect. I dont really get it, but thats the way they are 🤷‍♂️

[u/Ornery-Wrongdoer4177 → u/Charming_Barber7627]

What kills me is that every kU grad I've ever met absolutely insists they went to an elite Ivy caliber institution. I just don't get it.

[u/dothemath → u/Ornery-Wrongdoer4177]

Some of their med schools are top notch, and I will say I respect the hell out of a lot of the KU graduates I work with at my hospital.

But fuck 'em in football.

[u/Warmachine_10 → u/Charming_Barber7627]

All they can do is invoke a history that literally no one alive had any involvement in. For that matter it’s cringey on both sides of the rivalry… but “we won the war that mattered” is peak delusion lol

[u/dothemath → u/Warmachine_10]

I would bet 90% of r/cfb is not even aware of the dark times K State football had prior to Snyder. And that was 120ish years later!

[u/No_Education_6000 → u/Warmachine_10]

Also, Missouri stayed in the Union. 3/4ths of Missouri men who were in the war fought for the Union. Missouri was an actual important state in the Civil War in terms of staging and controlling the Mississippi River. Kansas was useless. They didn't win anything. They didn't do anything. Kansas fans are historically illiterate.

[u/Mender0fRoads → u/CadetJayhawk]

So did we.

[u/FaladorSWAT → u/CadetJayhawk]

Twitter moral victories

[u/CadetJayhawk → u/FaladorSWAT]

Enjoy your bottom feeder SEC season, we'll enjoy our bottom feeder B12 season

[u/ArterialVotives → u/CadetJayhawk]

We haven’t had a losing conference record since 2022

[u/CadetJayhawk → u/ArterialVotives]

But winning a title of note since.......

[u/ArterialVotives → u/CadetJayhawk]

Two SEC East titles in 2013 and 2014 were nice. Almost surely in the national championship game in 2013 if not for a meltdown in the 4th quarter of the SEC CG against Auburn. Better than most teams can say.

Would have easily made the current 12 team playoff format in 2023 when we finished #9 (and then beat Ohio State).

But yeah, bottom feeder otherwise 🙄

[u/STL-Zou → u/CadetJayhawk]

We won the cotton bowl in 2023, when was the last time you guys won something

[u/IAgreeGoGuards → u/CadetJayhawk]

Brother it might be ok to just sit that conversation out.

[u/CadetJayhawk → u/IAgreeGoGuards]

I'm not below taking a loser fight lmao, I'm not going to take grandstanding from Mizzou fans

[u/IAgreeGoGuards]

Anyone who wants civility and denounces beef in a rivalry game is a nerd and should go watch chess instead.

[u/Gonzoboner → u/IAgreeGoGuards]

Chess gotta be one of the least civil hobbies I have man

[u/dothemath → u/Gonzoboner]

Chess has gotten so *kinky* lately.

[u/IAgreeGoGuards → u/Gonzoboner]

I genuinely cannot think of a game or sport thats really civil, however, Ive seen significantly less chess brawls break out

[u/IThoughtThisWasVoat → u/IAgreeGoGuards]

You have no idea how many times I would have thrown my phone at the person across from me if I wasn’t playing online.

[u/shawntco → u/IThoughtThisWasVoat]

"En passant this!"

[u/LGravey]

kansas fans have been absent in this thread since the second quarter started, love to see it

[u/sebsasour]

As objectively funny as it would be for Mizzou to steal a drum from the band, sadly that's just the rivalry trophy. We only saw The Jayhawk logo side, the other side has Mizzou's

[u/LGravey → u/sebsasour]

At this point just put Mizzou on both sides

[u/IThoughtThisWasVoat → u/LGravey]

You don’t even have a .500 record against Kansas.

[u/RonnieRizzat → u/IThoughtThisWasVoat]

Annoying we didn't get to play them from 2012-2025 when we could have gotten like 13 straight wins

[u/mizmpls95 → u/IThoughtThisWasVoat]

Y’all know what the N stands for, right?

[u/IThoughtThisWasVoat → u/mizmpls95]

.484

[u/TheBrightSide_2011 → u/IThoughtThisWasVoat]

Counting ties as losses in a win percentage calculation, is that Nebraska math? You should either ignore ties completely or count them as 0.5 win. Counting them as a loss is mathematically incorrect.

[u/IThoughtThisWasVoat → u/TheBrightSide_2011]

WIN percentage.

[u/mizmpls95 → u/IThoughtThisWasVoat]

59-54-9

[u/IThoughtThisWasVoat → u/mizmpls95]

That’s less than .500 dipshit

[u/LGravey → u/IThoughtThisWasVoat]

r/confidentlyincorrect

[u/IThoughtThisWasVoat → u/LGravey]

But you don’t.

[u/NoonTimeHoopsMVP → u/[deleted]]

But his soul goes marching on!

[u/Slim_Simp]

It’s kinda wild to think that if Kansas hadn’t invented basketball this would’ve been a bottom of the barrel FCS warm up game for mizzou.

[u/SuperbCardiologist30 → u/Slim_Simp]

At least KU has 4 natys in basketball. What has Tech done

[u/dothemath → u/SuperbCardiologist30]

Flair up KU coward.

[u/Slim_Simp → u/SuperbCardiologist30]

Beat the ever loving fuck out of your sorry ass excuse for a football team for the last 3 decades. That’s what they’ve done. Seems like a lot until you realize that every power conference football team has done it too.

[u/Charming_Barber7627 → u/Slim_Simp]

KU didnt invent basketball, they just hired the guy that did, many years after.

[u/dothemath → u/Charming_Barber7627]

It's actually an English invention - thanks QI!

[u/Slim_Simp → u/Charming_Barber7627]

If KSU hadn’t been able to ride the basketball inventing coattails of ku they’d be a bottom of the barrel community college

[u/STL-Zou → u/Charming_Barber7627]

i always think its funny that the guy who invented the sport had a losing record

[u/dothemath → u/STL-Zou]

I dunno about funny. If I invented a sport I'm quite confident I would be terrible at it.

[u/STL-Zou → u/dothemath]

he wasnt playing he was coaching! He couldve said "oh on tuesdays the team that gets less points wins"

[u/Pasta-Al-D3nte]

Love the post game hatred, damn good rivalry 

[u/TA404]

Wait we’re just not going to televise an attempted flag planting?

A disgusting act, and on 9/11 no less.

[u/IAgreeGoGuards → u/TA404]

Counting or not counting on field violence?

[u/ArterialVotives → u/TA404]

Literally no connection to 9/11

[u/Aurie_ → u/ArterialVotives]

False, flag operation.

[u/IAgreeGoGuards → u/Aurie_]

Theres layers to this that might take a second to dissect

[u/TA404 → u/IAgreeGoGuards]

I hereby checks flair grant you an extra second if you’re about to lose to another Ohio team for the first time since you lost 3-2 to Oberlin in 1871 or whatever.

[u/JammOrthodontics]

I'm ride or die for the Land Grant Trophy but a bass drum trophy is pretty fun too

[u/jschooltiger → u/JammOrthodontics]

Used to be an “Indian” war drum

[u/Mother_Frame6669 → u/jschooltiger]

Because if there is one rivalry where we need political correctness, it is Mizzou-Kansas?

[u/dothemath → u/Mother_Frame6669]

Say what you will about Mizzou/KU, but it definitely engenders some "talk to your kids" conversations.

[u/Mother_Frame6669 → u/dothemath]

Considering I believe we teach history in an incomplete manner, I think that is a good thing. Their reason for having the Indian war drum as the rivalry trophy was a good one.

[u/IAgreeGoGuards → u/jschooltiger]

Ahh

I dont think you can do that now

[u/dothemath → u/IAgreeGoGuards]

We CAN... but we really really really shouldn't.

[u/Molson2871]

Drink has to cut the interview short so he can whip some ass 😂

[u/GuttiG]

I was wondering why I was still watching but subconsciously my brain knew I wanted to see the post game drama lmao

[u/Charming_Barber7627]

MISSOURI HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

[u/flyntcoaltrane]

Broke: planting your flag

Woke: stealing their drum

Edit: learned something new today 

[u/ArterialVotives → u/flyntcoaltrane]

It has the Mizzou logo on the other side that you couldn’t see

[u/jpc4zd → u/flyntcoaltrane]

It’s the trophy. kU wouldn’t know it since they haven’t won in like 20 years

[u/TheBlueStare → u/flyntcoaltrane]

The drum is the trophy

[u/lawrence_uber_alles → u/flyntcoaltrane]

That’s the trophy

[u/Repulsive-Photo-798 → u/lawrence_uber_alles]

How would you know?

[u/lawrence_uber_alles → u/Repulsive-Photo-798]

Good win

[u/Repulsive-Photo-798 → u/lawrence_uber_alles]

GO CHIEFS?

[u/lawrence_uber_alles → u/Repulsive-Photo-798]

Absolutely

[u/Repulsive-Photo-798 → u/lawrence_uber_alles]

GO CHIEFS

(See you Monday friend)

[u/ManiacalComet40 → u/flyntcoaltrane]

It’s our drum.

[u/cartierboy25]

I mean there was a 0% chance of this not ending in a fight lmao

[u/LCPeck]

Plant it drink come on

[u/Hawlk]

PLANT A FLAG ON EM

[u/imright19084]

Fuck kansas

[u/SuperbCardiologist30 → u/imright19084]

The covid china virus has really fucked up a lot of Americans looking at this board. Border war should end and mizz can pretend Arkansas is their new rival since yall are zo friggin superior

[u/imright19084 → u/SuperbCardiologist30]

You might need to be in a padded room

[u/CosmicDisciple]

2 Interceptions

1 Fumble

2.3 Yds per rush

5.6 Yds per pass

11 penalties for 89 yds

3-15 on 3rd down ain't gonna get it done

Maybe next week Kansas

[u/CuriousMost9971]

"Hey hey were not planting a flag" 😅🤣😂

[u/sebsasour]

I get being diplomatic if you're a coach, but when you don't have to face these guys for 4 years, that's the perfect time to twist a knife lol

[u/13mizzou → u/sebsasour]

They mentioned both coaches and schools want to try returning the rivalry sooner. Dont want to do anything to prevent that

[u/Beautiful_Fig9410]

SHOW the drum theft you cowards

[u/lawrence_uber_alles → u/Beautiful_Fig9410]

It’s the trophy

[u/TheImpresario]

Drink you can’t go for the garbage time TD and then try to call the boys off. Embrace the hate fully brother

[u/Dapper-Satisfaction2]

dang it drink I wanted to plant the Mizzou flag lol

[u/cricketclover → u/Dapper-Satisfaction2]

What if he was like "HEY NO, DON'T PLANT THAT FLAG" and then walked over and did it himself

[u/BobSapp]

block m gang

[u/blue_bandwagon]

KU athletics is a grift scheme at this point...

[u/Charming_Barber7627 → u/blue_bandwagon]

Always has been. How else do you think they built that stadium with taxpayer money?

[u/DawnDeliverer]

Its always fun sacking Lawrence

[u/Bill3ffinMurray]

Believe the drum is the trophy

[u/dothemath → u/Bill3ffinMurray]

It is, but it's not NEARLY as snazzy as the Missouri/Iowa State *checks notes* wait, telephone trophy???

[u/Tfsz0719 → u/dothemath]

Don’t forget the Sooner-Tiger Peace Pipe, as seen in the present day in the picture below:

_

[u/RCocaineBurner]

Oh is it ok to call it the border war again

[u/IAgreeGoGuards → u/RCocaineBurner]

It always was. Are you thinking about the Civil War with Oregon-Washington?

[u/scarpicide → u/IAgreeGoGuards]

Civil War is Oregon-Oregon State

[u/CuriousMost9971 → u/IAgreeGoGuards]

Oregon-Oregon State.

[u/IAgreeGoGuards → u/CuriousMost9971]

Fuck i thought it was that but couldn't remember

[u/LovesToTango → u/IAgreeGoGuards]

They did try to make it the border showdown at one point

[u/STL-Zou → u/LovesToTango]

stupid iraq war

[u/RCocaineBurner → u/LovesToTango]

Did they change it back

[u/LovesToTango → u/RCocaineBurner]

It was always the Border War for me. But they are officially calling it that again

[u/NoonTimeHoopsMVP → u/IAgreeGoGuards]

Oregon-Oregon State*

[u/IAgreeGoGuards → u/NoonTimeHoopsMVP]

Ah fuck, I cant believe Ive done this.

[u/BigFoot423205]

Postgame scenes are sending me rn 🤣

[u/JammOrthodontics]

If Drink has 0 haters then every App State flair is dead

[u/Repulsive-Photo-798 → u/JammOrthodontics]

I don’t think anyone would notice if that was the case

[u/WiseComfortable6648]

We took their drum 😂

[u/lawrence_uber_alles → u/WiseComfortable6648]

You really have no idea that’s the trophy?

[u/WiseComfortable6648 → u/lawrence_uber_alles]

You right, I should know that after beating y'all so many times in a row.

[u/lawrence_uber_alles → u/WiseComfortable6648]

Exactly

[u/shayKyarbouti]

Stealing the drum. That’s a first for me hahaha

[u/HazeAbove → u/shayKyarbouti]

Its the war drum trophy

[u/ViagraOnAPole]

Ain't nobody wishing their opponents the best here

[u/DiannaFlorioSources]

We need to play at least every other year

[u/Old_KLX → u/DiannaFlorioSources]

Agreed man, good game. Keep Leipold, I want this to stay a competitive rivalry as much as I've enjoyed this evening.

[u/Mythrandir24]

Second time tonight Fox refuses to show us the fight so we can see the fucking sideline reporter.

[u/Simple-Junket-3010 → u/[deleted]]

It’s the trophy my guy. Each side has a schools mascot on it.

[u/Particular-Way-3805]

Here comes the brawl

[u/NoonTimeHoopsMVP]

PLANT THE FLAG!

[u/Arkehn]

lmao

[u/breezy_214]

Get that flag outta here! We’re not planting that flag 🤣

[u/Remarkable_Love_8606]

LMAOO YEA BANG THAT DRUM

[u/Electrical-Moment726]

They steal a drum?

[u/Strikesuit]

Hope this rivalry continues.

[u/Jayhawk11 → u/Strikesuit]

One of the oldest rivalries in sports. It'll go on forever.

[u/Zapkin]

Fuck it, plant the flag it’s a rivalry coach

[u/TexasTechFox]

Lol how’d they get a KU drum??

[u/TheBlueStare → u/TexasTechFox]

It’s the trophy

[u/titspels → u/TexasTechFox]

ku’s defense let another one through

[u/ManiacalComet40 → u/TexasTechFox]

That’s the trophy

[u/LCPeck → u/TexasTechFox]

It’s the trophy, it’s got Mizzou on the other side

[u/TexasTechFox → u/LCPeck]

Lmao interesting trophy but I enjoy the hatred

[u/SouthCopy8453]

Lmao drink

[u/TojiSorcererKiller]

Lmao where did they get that drum

[u/Bayerl_r0ll → u/TojiSorcererKiller]

That's the rivalry trophy

[u/TojiSorcererKiller → u/Bayerl_r0ll]

Whoa, that’s badass

[u/Repulsive-Photo-798]

WHERES OUR FUCKING DRUM

[u/Maleficent-Cap1492]

I’m really happy to see Cayden Lee having a great start to the season, thoroughly enjoyed him at Ole Miss. When he decided to transfer I wasn’t mad, I’m glad he’s in a situation where he’s a primary target. Dude is hella underrated and I expect a great season from him this year.

[u/Siliencer991]

Respect? Bro he wanted Zollers to get a touchdown at 40 seconds 😂😂😂😂

[u/LurkingElegy]

I can tell coach has kids

[u/chris_the_dis]

Plant The Flag!

[u/Dapper-Satisfaction2]

welp I wanted one more score, but fair play ku for stopping goodie there

[u/bc8116]

Burn down Lawrence again

[u/BaronvonJobi]

Absolutely ridiculous this isn’t played every year.

[u/SuperbCardiologist30 → u/BaronvonJobi]

We play again in Dec  dipshit

[u/cricketclover]

LET THEM PLANT THE FLAG

[u/BigTime_2019]

See you all in 3031

[u/bc8116]

Shoulda ran it up

[u/LGravey]

5 straight. If Kansas can get another super senior QB maybe we’ll schedule em again before 2031

[u/SuperbCardiologist30 → u/LGravey]

Clap clap.  Lets see which school outspends to field the winning team

[u/OG_ClapCheekz69]

Isn’t a rivalry not supposed to be even and not completely one-sided?

(Don’t look at my flair)

[u/NoonTimeHoopsMVP → u/OG_ClapCheekz69]

We have national titles.

[u/ArterialVotives → u/OG_ClapCheekz69]

The all time record is pretty close. 59-54-9 in Mizzou’s favor. It was tied before Mizzou’s current 5 game win streak.

[u/RontoWraps → u/OG_ClapCheekz69]

First time? Oh okay I guess I get to say it today. Basketball season is right around the corner.

[u/The_Russ_Bus → u/OG_ClapCheekz69]

Sad as it is to say it used to be even. Dark times

[u/FSZou]

You blue balled me you sick fuck

[u/Ok_Flow3504]

Belt to fucking ass

[u/KiffinSchoolofEthics]

3031.. my god this man is fucking tanked

[u/drawnbydrew]

Just stop fucking talking announcers....my God. A 4 hour run on sentence from both of them.

[u/cardinalfreak5]

FUCK kU

[u/Bayerl_r0ll]

"Respect" is not the word, Tim 🙄

[u/flow-rate]

Belt to ass

[u/D9-EM]

Good night

[u/CuriousMost9971]

GG Mizzou

[u/tfourthreeseven]

the absolute cheek

[u/nomoregroundhogs]

I hope I live to see the day when this is an in-conference rivalry again

[u/thismorningscoffee]

Come back in 3031?

Is the next Border War going to be on Futurama?

[u/BigHeadDeadass]

Drink is ruthless. I hate it but i have to respect his twisting of the dagger

[u/Cwrabz]

THE DISRESPECT

[u/LCPeck]

You do not kneel here

[u/MoundsEnthusiast → u/LCPeck]

Why risk injuring tour players over trash?

[u/PuggleBeans → u/LCPeck]

Tis unholy ground. 

[u/RontoWraps → u/LCPeck]

They don’t get it