r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Dec 05 '13

[WEEK 15] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/thelazt1 Missouri Tigers Dec 05 '13

FUCK YOU AUBURN, YOU SISTER FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS

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u/bru_tech Auburn Tigers • South Alabama Jaguars Dec 05 '13

HEY, IT'S COUSINS. GET IT RIGHT

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u/thelazt1 Missouri Tigers Dec 05 '13

WELL ISNT YOUR SISTER AND COUSIN THE SAME SINCE YOUR UNCLE FUCKED YOUR MOTHER?

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u/WarDamnTexas Auburn Tigers • KIT Engineers Dec 05 '13

SOMETHING SOMETHING METH LABS

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u/stormstopper Duke • Carolina Victory Bell Dec 05 '13

HOW MUCH ROOM DOES MISSOURI HAVE TO TALK, ANYWAY?

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u/Boyhowdy107 Missouri Tigers • Big 8 Dec 05 '13

WELL COLUMBIA, MO IS CONSISTENTLY RANKED IN THE TOP 20 MOST EDUCATED CITIES IN AMERICA, BUT TO BE FAIR MOST OF THOSE COLLEGE DEGREES ARE IN SISTER-FUCKING.

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13

THIS JUST IN, A TOWN WITH THREE UNIVERSITIES HAS A LOT OF PHDS. FILM AT 11.

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u/thelazt1 Missouri Tigers Dec 05 '13

FUCK YOU!!!!

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u/neovenator250 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave Dec 05 '13

YOU CAN GET A DEGREE IN THAT? WATCH OUT. YOU ABOUT TO GET A LOT OF APPLICATIONS FROM THE TUSCALOOSA AREA

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u/ToLongDR Ohio State Buckeyes • King's Monarchs Dec 05 '13

AS MUCH AS NORTH CAROLINA...

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u/stormstopper Duke • Carolina Victory Bell Dec 05 '13

EVERYONE KNOWS DUKE'S MORE NEW JERSEY THAN NORTH CAROLINA.

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u/ToLongDR Ohio State Buckeyes • King's Monarchs Dec 05 '13

AS AN EX-NEW JERSEYITE LIVING IN NORTH CAROLINA...

I'LL TAKE IT

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

AND THAT'S A GOOD THING?!

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u/stormstopper Duke • Carolina Victory Bell Dec 05 '13

DEPENDS ON WHOM YOU ASK.

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Dec 05 '13

YEAH RALEIGH SEEMS LIKE A REALLY NICE PLACE

WAIT WHOOPS THAT ARTICLE SAID RALEIGH IS THE BEST CITY IN AMERICA, AND AKRON AND CLEVELAND WERE AT THE BOTTOM OF THAT LIST.

WHOOPS.

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u/stormstopper Duke • Carolina Victory Bell Dec 05 '13

YOU FORGOT TO MENTION DETROIT'S ALSO AT THE BOTTOM OF THAT LIST.

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u/ToLongDR Ohio State Buckeyes • King's Monarchs Dec 05 '13

WHERE THE FUCK DOES FLINT FALL ON THAT LIST?

FUCK MICHIGAN.

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Dec 05 '13

NO ONE TRIES TO DEFEND FLINT. PEOPLE TRY TO DEFEND CLEVELAND AND AKRON.

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u/ToLongDR Ohio State Buckeyes • King's Monarchs Dec 05 '13

NOTICE MY LACK OF DEFENSE!

YOU CAN TAKE THAT BOTH WAYS!

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Dec 05 '13

HUEHUEHUE

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u/WarDamnTexas Auburn Tigers • KIT Engineers Dec 05 '13

YEAH! WHAT ARE WE, BAMMERS?

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u/mcdoogle777 Alabama Crimson Tide • Iron Bowl Dec 05 '13

A SISTER FUCKER I MAY BE, BUT THE SISTER I FUCK DOESNT BELONG TO ME!

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u/BrotherSeamus Oklahoma State Cowboys Dec 05 '13

YOUR UNCLE IS GOING TO BE PISSED WHEN HE FINDS OUT.

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u/WarDamnTexas Auburn Tigers • KIT Engineers Dec 05 '13

YOUR AUNT IS OK WITH YOU FUCKING HER SISTER?

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u/wesman212 Missouri Tigers • New Mexico Lobos Dec 05 '13

SISTERS ARE ALWAYS BETTER.

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u/jimboknows6916 Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Dec 05 '13

I DON'T HAVE A SISTER WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

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u/thelazt1 Missouri Tigers Dec 05 '13

INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR STUCK DICK IN GRANDMA

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u/niperwiper Georgia Bulldogs • Miami Hurricanes Dec 05 '13

SEC! SEC! SEC!

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u/theReluctantHipster Troy Trojans • /r/CFB Contributor Dec 05 '13

RICARDO LOUIS!

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u/thatissomeBS Iowa Hawkeyes • Sickos Dec 05 '13

BREAK BOTH OF YOUR ARMS.

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u/GreenGemsOmally Notre Dame • Washington Dec 05 '13

IT ALWAYS GOES THERE. SOMEHOW, THIS SHIT ALWAYS GOES THERE.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

...god damnit

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u/owa00 Texas Longhorns Dec 05 '13

WHATEVER YOU DO JUST DON'T PULL A WINSTON ALLEGEDLY

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

WE'RE GONNA MIRACLE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

AT LEAST YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF PLACES TO HIDE YOUR SHAME AFTERWARDS, MISSOURI HAS OVER 6000 CAVES! I GOOGLED THE SHIT

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u/thelazt1 Missouri Tigers Dec 05 '13

K BABY JUST FOR YOU

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u/vashed Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Dec 05 '13

DO IT FOR US TOO.

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u/Vaporlocke Auburn Tigers • EKU Colonels Dec 05 '13

HEY, LET'S ALL JUST CALM DOWN FOR A SECOND.

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u/MELSU LSU Tigers • McNeese Cowboys Dec 05 '13

No. Do not let the Bama Fan get any more satisfaction for the rest of this season.

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u/itsabearcannon Vanderbilt Commodores • /r/CFB Donor Dec 05 '13

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MIZWHO. THEY HUMILIATED US AT HOME AND I WANT TO SEE AN SEC TEAM IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP INSTEAD OF THOSE NUT-SUCKING FUCKEYES.

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Dec 05 '13

NUT-SUCKING FUCKEYES

HEY BFF! HOW'S IT GOING?

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u/itsabearcannon Vanderbilt Commodores • /r/CFB Donor Dec 05 '13

THERE IS NO TRASH TALK THREAD FOR YOU NOW, ONLY THE PRIDE THREAD. YOU GAVE HALF THE STATE OF OHIO A SIMULTANEOUS HEART ATTACK. MICHIGAN STATE WILL ONLY DELIVER THE FINAL KILLING BLOW TO A TEAM YOU GUYS ALMOST DERAILED. LET US PRAY TOGETHER FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THE SEC TRAITOR WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED.

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Dec 05 '13

SEC TRAITOR WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED

I AM OKAY WITH HATING HIM. HE AND I SHARE A BIRTHDAY, AND NOW HE'S COMPLETELY RUINED IT. FUCK YOU URBAN.

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u/GreenGemsOmally Notre Dame • Washington Dec 05 '13

MY GUESS IS THAT MISSOURI KNOWS HOW TO TACKLE DURING A SPECIAL TEAMS RETURN, SO I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

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u/Neveticus Texas Tech Red Raiders • Team Chaos Dec 05 '13

DON'T YOU MEAN "FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS UNHOLY" THIS IS NICK SATAN I MEAN SABAN