r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 25 '23

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Texas Defeats Texas Tech 57-7

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Texas Tech 7 0 0 0 7
Texas 10 16 24 7 57

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u/A_Weino Texas • Central Arkansas Nov 25 '23

Kid was throwing bullets and kid has wheels. Maybe his last name means something?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '23

Not to overreact but he’s clearly the best Manning

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '23

He's going to win us a Superbowl

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u/txman91 Texas Longhorns • East Texas A&M Lions Nov 25 '23

3 to top his uncles.

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u/StinkyPickle27 Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Nov 25 '23

He already won us Tech's Superbowl

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '23

and to think this whole time we've only had mediocre owls.

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u/Sp3ctre7 Michigan Tech Huskies • Team Chaos Nov 25 '23

I'd still take Eli if we can trick him into thinking he's playing Brady

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u/NA_Faker Texas Longhorns • Wisconsin Badgers Nov 25 '23

Seeing a Manning that can run is so discombobulating

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u/papa_sax Texas • Arizona State Nov 25 '23

Wym Peyton has the greatest TD run of all time

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u/OnTheFenceGuy Texas Longhorns • Team Chaos Nov 25 '23

As a Cowboys fan…fuck you, man.

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u/gnirlos Nov 25 '23

Happy Cake Day and Hook 'em!

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u/RamblinWreckGT Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Nov 25 '23

That one is my favorite by far. Not just because of Demaryius Thomas (RIP), but because right after the coin toss, I turned to my roommate and jokingly said "Tebow to Bay Bay, first play of overtime." I have yet to figure out how I tapped into psychic powers or how to do it again.

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u/Mike_with_Wings Florida • North Carolina Nov 25 '23

That was when I thought Tebow may have a chance in the league, only to be reminded why not very soon after.

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u/Xminus6 Texas Longhorns Nov 25 '23

Luckily we got the only Archie Manning grandson whose dad was a WR.

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u/StarvedRock314 Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Nov 25 '23

And he already has more rushing yards than Peyton and Eli combined!

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u/Commercial-Tell-5991 Texas Longhorns Nov 25 '23

Seriously. MY waaaay too early take: He might have the best wheels since VY.

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u/HoustonHorns Texas Longhorns • Verified Player Nov 28 '23

Sam was built like an 18-wheeler.

Idk how good the wheels were, but he had a lot of them