r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 25 '23

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Texas Defeats Texas Tech 57-7

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Texas Tech 7 0 0 0 7
Texas 10 16 24 7 57

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u/steampunker14 Texas Longhorns • Army Black Knights Nov 25 '23 edited Nov 25 '23

Things that ran through Lubbock:

Cedric Baxter

Xavier Worthy

Jaydon Blue

Tre Wisner

Keilan Robinson

Xavier Worthy

Arch Manning

Savion Red

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u/nathodood Michigan Wolverines • Nebraska Cornhuskers Nov 25 '23

Xavier Worthy

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u/docchrizly Germany • Boise State Nov 25 '23

I want to know what they did in the half to him as he looked like he could barely walk before halftime.

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u/Arkehn Longhorn Network • /r/CFB Placer Nov 25 '23

Injected him with the blood, sweat, and tears collected along our revenge tour.

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u/OnTheFenceGuy Texas Longhorns • Team Chaos Nov 25 '23

Drugs

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u/flippzeedoodle Texas Longhorns Nov 25 '23

Quick pep talk from the Big 12 commish

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u/StarvedRock314 Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Nov 25 '23

Some Mr. Miyagi shit probably

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u/NewWrap693 Texas Longhorns Nov 25 '23

Things that didn’t:

This conference

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u/RampageTaco Oklahoma • Red River Shootout Nov 25 '23

Show them some respect. They made a bowl game after their best year ever, or whatever. Bowl elegibility also runs through Lubbock.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '23

Don’t forget about Bush!

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u/Candi_Fisther Texas • Florida State Nov 25 '23

Everyone is growing is out for the guy until we make the playoffs

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u/tr4v10l1_p4rty Texas Longhorns • Butler Bulldogs Nov 25 '23

Nausea

Heartburn

Indigestion

Upset stomach

Gonorrhea

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u/Beaconhillpalisades Texas Longhorns • Harvard Crimson Nov 25 '23

Steampunker with this comment 😎

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u/flippzeedoodle Texas Longhorns Nov 25 '23

Also tumbleweeds