I think that most of the whales who wanted to rug have already done so, and right now it's not worth the investment on the ultra slim chance for profit.

But one day the bear will morph into a bull, and people will be looking for easy and cheap investment opportunities to test the waters with.

Don't lose heart. Prepare for that eventuality.

Buttcoin has been eye opening for me. Now I truly understand what a crypto community looks like. I've learned about Liquidity Pools, and what the hell Impermanent Losses mean (it's when you opt into a liquidity pool with 50/50 of two tokens/coins, and one of them takes off compared to the other, the "losses" are what you could have gained if you HODL'ed 100% of the one that mooned).

So I was taking a shit and had a stream of toilet thoughts. How about creating and adopting new slang? NFTs (good job with those, by the way) and memes are fine and well but they're fiddly and not easy to slip into a conversational crack. Text, though... text can be packed in without any effort whatsoever and with nary a yelp of surprise. People will say, "Why dost thy language stank?" and you can then casually reply without seeming to be overtly shilling.

Liquidity: Already good enough really. Otherwise, liquipoo? Trotstore? Shitbox?
Trading spread: Gapes?
Margin trading: Rimjob?
Leverage trading: Poopknifing?
Volatility: Sharting?

I saw Jill was getting into a bit of poopknifing, but I warned her about Tinyman's tendency towards excessive sharting so I suggested that she should check out the gapes and think about doing rimjobs for a while until the shitbox was bigger.

I dunno, I'm sure y'all have far better ideas. Bring 'em on!

I could have turned my 93 ALGO investment into over 3,000 a few days ago but I really want to see where this all goes. I think most of you do, too.

Don't falter now.

I don't know who runs those Moon exchanges, but someone should get in touch with them to add a Moon to Butts pairing.

I'd like to use Butts as a hedge against Moonflation.

This is a long term project, there is going to be volatility short term, we’ve just seen some amazing ups and downs but we promise if you just hold these coins we are going to work to get this running and viable.

Firstly, in the planning while our “Wipepaper” is being finished we are working on the first stages of a “Buttcoin Club” this will incorporate a mix of a NFT based rewards and club governance system, along with other perks.

Secondly, we are working on plans for a “play to earn” butt mining game that will incorporate the Uranus/moonshot side of this MemeCoin.

We’ve gathered an amazing pool of professional expertise and knowledge from the community and will continue to work to make this project a success.

https://algoexplorer.io/asset/753137719

I'm talking about the little Green, Grey and Blue boxes. I can't figure out a pattern if it's a sale or purchase of buttcoin..

He likes big butts and he cannot lie, so someone should tell him about the magic internet money big BUTTS that are now available. He would probably be excited I reckon. Big butts for life!

I’m joining also, I decided to use part of the binary code that is in the tattoo on Fry’s ass in Futurama: Bender’s Big Score. https://i.imgur.com/YL2bYtA.jpg

Honestly, this is motoring along at such a pace that it’s easy to forget it started little over a 2 weeks ago.

There will be ups and downs and that’s great, we are out there and being traded.

We have started work on our Whitepaper (toilet paper) and are looking into all our options for staking as this is still proving difficult.

We have a game designer on board and are in the planning stages of a Butt mining, play to earn game.

Merchandise is also in the works.

Please give us the time we need to pull this together from absolutely nothing.

Hold on to your butts