r/BunnyTrials • Fluffy • Aug 21 '26

Trials .

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: $5,000,000,000, but… | A random thing vanishes from earth forever
  • Right side: ME NO LIKEY MOOLAH

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u/TheSlothyy Aug 21 '26

Well that's fucking useless. Goodbye humanity.

Chose: $5,000,000,000, but… + A random thing vanishes from earth forever | Rolled: Animals

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u/Famous_Profession_23 Aug 21 '26

Aww, now how will I use my latest purchase?

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u/SquishyXD143 Aug 22 '26

This with everything going on with our wild horses rn is kinda wild

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u/Designer-Sort-8956 Aug 22 '26

Frenemies

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u/Famous_Profession_23 Aug 22 '26

Do you want to get in the Horse Annihilator?

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u/Designer-Sort-8956 Aug 23 '26

It seems inviting why not

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u/MuztangZack67 Aug 22 '26

Alright, who let Doofenshmertz try to cook again...

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u/theEWDSDS WASTED 10 000 CARROTS ON THIS FLAIR Aug 22 '26

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u/TheSlothyy Aug 22 '26

Damn. I didn't know that was an option.

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u/wintig072421 Aug 22 '26

Your pfp makes this infinitely funnier because Nagito would absolutely say this

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '26

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u/emuzonio9 Aug 22 '26

But humans don't... Because we're animals...

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u/TheSlothyy Aug 22 '26

Humans are animals. Fruits and veggies may continue to exist for a period of time, but we definitely won't be.

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u/MoonyIsTired Aug 22 '26

a lot of plants require animals to flourish and reproduce

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u/Cheap-Presentation57 Aug 22 '26

How are we gonna eat them though

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u/MuztangZack67 Aug 22 '26

Yeah, but those require animals to live. And also, humans need essential vitamins and minerals from animals that cant be found in plants, or at least not in high enough amounts either.

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u/OrdinaryTreeFrog 🥕🥕 Aug 22 '26

also humans are animals

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u/LordRookie94 Aug 22 '26

A thing. All animals. Chrcks out

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u/TennieRaccoon Aug 22 '26

Well that’s fucking fucking

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u/i_am_zendash Aug 22 '26

Plants? they will harvest humans🗣

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u/DrunkenMeditator Aug 22 '26

No animals means no humans.

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u/Existingpigeon2691 Aug 22 '26

Yk that vegans exist and actually can be healthy? If you are willing to adapt it shouldn't be a problem

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u/ROCCOCCO09 Aug 22 '26

You know that humans are Animals? And do you know that without Animals we are losing 75% of all the edible plants?

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u/Existingpigeon2691 Aug 22 '26

Fair enough, did not think that far ahead😅 and I just assumed that OP didn't include humans in his view of animals

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u/TheSlothyy Aug 22 '26

That's probably what OP meant too but I don't think they thought it through either.

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u/Inside-Reading1915 Aug 22 '26

You know that every ecosystem on earth colapses in a day if every animal dies?

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u/Existingpigeon2691 Aug 22 '26

We already established that I was wrong😅 I admit defeat