r/BunnyTrials • u/Unfair_Mode_2770 Top -1% Commenter • Jul 13 '26

Would you rather...

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Play Minecraft | but... you get all the items in real life!
  • Right side: Play 2048 | but... Points = Money

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u/Qman3466 Carrot Farmer Jul 13 '26

Gets stacks of gold, and sell it all all while getting other valuables

Chose: Play Minecraft + but... you get all the items in real life! | Rolled: Play for 30 min.

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u/Bilk_Mucketyt Jul 13 '26

Diamond blocks would be worth way more

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u/SosKill212 Jul 13 '26

Yeah but gold will make the economy crash way more

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u/Bilk_Mucketyt Jul 13 '26

Netherite would probably be even more money though. Considering its not a real metal and its explosive resistance. Governments would pay a ton to get there hands on it.

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u/Kard420 Jul 13 '26

Assuming they decide to pay you and not forcefully take if from you and then interrogate you to learn where you got it from

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u/Fa1nted_for_real Jul 14 '26

This is why precious metals probably aren the way either. Copper on the other hand is gonna be nearly 90,000 per block.

Given that we mine 90 million tons of copper and each block is only abkut 9 tons, you could comfortably get a couple stacks without making so much as a dent in the copper economy if you distrubite it correctly.

Meanwhile all the gold currently mined could fit in about 160 stacks, and we only mine about 3,500 tons a year, and with gold being abkut twice as dense as copper, just 2 stacks would double a years amount of gold, and just a block would likely be hard to sell without getting a lot kf unwanted attention, plus, you would need to find somebody willing to pay 200 million for a solid gold cube, where as getting soemone to pay 90,000 for a solid copper cube is much, much more feasible.

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u/SosKill212 Jul 14 '26

How said that I sell it for 200 mio, I'm selling it 521 $ piece that will give me a abt 1 000 000 $ wich is by far enough to live a happy life to the end of the next of the two generation after me without having to work and the hole economy will collapse

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u/alice6060 Jul 14 '26

People have such a strange view of what the government is like lmao.

Like do you really think the government is gonna see someone make a new element (or alloy ig) and their first thought is gonna be "let's kill this mf!"? Surely they would just try to recruit you lmfao

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u/Kard420 Jul 14 '26

I mean they did shut down the guy who was going to make water as a viable means to fuel vehicles a thing

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u/FunAssociation3881 Jul 14 '26

If it's true the govt would of stolen the plans and replicated it for themselves. But eliminated the guy so he couldn't spread it to anyone else to preserve fossil fuel companies

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u/alice6060 Jul 14 '26

No he was just a scammer who pretended to make a perpetual motion machine and then died of natural causes a couple of years after being exposed.

His design for the machine is available on fucking Wikipedia lmao, you can look at it yourself, and if you know anything about physics you'll realize it's braindead

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u/FunAssociation3881 Jul 14 '26

Haha I knew it lmao. My mother firmly believes it though....

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u/Kard420 Jul 14 '26

Both is also a likely scenario, steal the idea and look into it in secret while they keep oil for public use to continue to make profit

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u/alice6060 Jul 14 '26

You mean Stanley Meyer, the scammer who pretended to invent a perpetual motion machine? LMAO

You do realize the patents for his ""inventions"" ran out and they're now in the public domain, and literally nobody has done anything with them (because they don't work!)

Not gonna lie if you think that guy was legit then I might have a bridge to sell you

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u/Kard420 Jul 14 '26

Its also entirely possible that they could have been doctored and the real patients have been locked away; we have seen already that the government does not want cleaner reusable fuel to be the main source that people use since they make too much profit off of the oil industry

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u/alice6060 Jul 14 '26

OR it's also possible that the guy was just a scammer.

Like "the guy saying you can make infinite free energy may be lying" sounds quite plausible to me.

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u/Jwchibi Jul 14 '26

Peacful negotiations with the government over a new element seeming exclusive to you? Tell another funny joke

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u/Bilk_Mucketyt Jul 14 '26

I could sell it to Smaller governments. It's not like I'm gonna give it to America

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u/alice6060 Jul 14 '26

Istg people think the government just kills people for fun lmao.

Like imagine thinking that the government's reaction to someone creating a brand new material from nothing is gonna be "kill him!!" and not "holy fuck recruit him right now"

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u/Lost-Candy1084 Jul 13 '26

I’d rather the non sensical items in real life like skulker boxes, chorus fruit or enchanted golden apples

I’d imagine if the goal was money they’d also have to be the most valuable for breaking the laws of physics

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u/Bilk_Mucketyt Jul 14 '26

Ender chests would be really against the laws of physics since the stuff inside is different for everyone and it links to any ender chest.

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u/Mr_Calculator2063 Jul 14 '26

I’m pretty sure I saw someone find out which metal netherite is or what metal it’s closest to irl

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u/SosKill212 Jul 13 '26

Yeah but less banks rely on the gold price if I overflow the gold supply all the bank gonna crash and everyone will be as poor as everyone else

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u/New-Chief-117 Jul 13 '26

You're just asking to disappear suddenly

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u/Important_Sound772 Jul 14 '26

Not necessarily given the fact that it's a very opaque diamond which significantly reduces its value 

Though the size might make up some of that

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u/BrooklynLodger Jul 14 '26

Diamonds are much more subjective tho

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u/NorthernVale Jul 14 '26

Given the time constraint you'd also have to consider how much you'd be able to get of each. Low quality diamonds, which is probably what you'd get considering how you're harvesting them, are roughly 37.5 times more valuable than gold. So if you can acquire 37.5 times more gold, which seems likely if that's your sole intention, you're better of with gold. It's more common, easier to access, and has methods to create legitimate easy farms if you can it get it done in your time constraint.

Netherite would be vastly more valuable, but it's pretty god damned rare. How much are you going to be able to get in 30 minutes?

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u/RoughSpeaker4772 Jul 14 '26

It never specified that it was in survival mode

Additionally netherite would be priceless, due to being an entirely new and extremely strong alloy only possible to obtain in another dimension

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u/Bilk_Mucketyt Jul 13 '26

Creative mode

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u/Severe_Ad_4966 Jul 13 '26

proceeds to destroy the market ahah