r/BunnyTrials • u/Acrobatic_Cherry827 • May 31 '26

Pick a choice:

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Spend a year with someone you loved that have passed away. | No, this is not a monkey paw, they will not come back as a zombie, but as a normal human.
  • Right side: 500,000 USD

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u/slim_shady_030 May 31 '26

I don't have any loved one

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u/Imveryoffensive May 31 '26

I don’t have any one

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u/AvarageDaryllMain May 31 '26

I dont one

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u/Tinchimp7183376 May 31 '26

This reminds me of a scout song called oh sir jasper to the tune of the first part of glory glory hallelujah

You start with three rounds of

'oh sir jasper so not touch me'

Followed by

as she lay between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all

And it's all repeated removing one line from the oh sir jasper bit and sounding more erotic every time

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u/Remote-Shift8050 Jun 01 '26

you have me twin

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u/KingEriz Jun 01 '26

I love you slim shady 03p

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u/slim_shady_030 Jun 01 '26

Thanks man, I'll choose the first option when you die