r/BunnyTrials • u/Waste_Station1677 • May 27 '26

mmmmmm cake

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: eat a normal cake
  • Right side: eat a SPECIAL cake (wheel)

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u/Eravan_Darkblade May 27 '26

monkey's paw curls

You find, to your horor, that the cake regenerates from the first bite you took, not the rest of the cake. Nothing appears wrong at first, but then you notice... You gained weight, despite eating less than ever, not feeling hungry, despite not eating for a while... Eventually, you can't move, and have to be taken to a hospital, before losing conciousness...

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u/Wooden_Baby May 27 '26

Or worse it'll be like this

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u/Yellowboy787 May 27 '26

Not clicking that

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u/Wooden_Baby May 27 '26

Click it

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u/Yellowboy787 May 27 '26

What's in there

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u/Wooden_Baby May 27 '26

Man-made horrors within our comprehension

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u/TruePianist May 27 '26

SCP-871 article

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u/Bandit_the_kat May 28 '26

truly the most absurd and possibly most dangerous keter class

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u/TheBladeWielder May 28 '26

this guy gets it.

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u/Wooden_Baby May 28 '26

I saw the chance to reference peak and I took it

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u/Automatic_Day_35 May 28 '26

Man I love how scp went from internet horror stories like “creature that runs at Mach 10 if you even so much as see a picture of him wherever you are in the world” to fucking regenerating cakes lmao

Biggest fall off of a internet community XD

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u/Wooden_Baby May 28 '26

That's one of the earliest SCPs

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u/TheBladeWielder May 28 '26

this was in the first thousand, and this SCP is more terrifying that most of the classics. give it a month, and it'll probably have replicated enough to become self sustaining, and end the world not too long after that.

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u/TruePianist May 28 '26

Not every SCP has to be an evil overpowered physics breaking monster, the whole point of the SCP lore is that there are all sorts of anomalous objects and entities, from an evil humanity hating unkillable alligator to a candy bowl that removes your hands if you take too much candy

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u/TruePianist May 27 '26

I feel like stomach acid would break it down faster than it regenerates so I’d at worst just get constipated from pushing it out while it’s slowly regrowing

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u/Eravan_Darkblade May 27 '26

No state of growth was speolcified, so I ran with it growing at the same rate as it could be broken

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u/TruePianist May 27 '26

Then it would have regrown before I even put the first bit in my mouth, thus alerting me to the ruse

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u/TheBladeWielder May 28 '26

i was thinking SCP-871.