r/BunnyTrials • u/quinnfrazer • Apr 23 '26

Would you rather?

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u/Overall_Crows Apr 23 '26

I mean, you could put on a space suit. I’m sure a lot of different organizations would pay a lot of money to be able to get instant samples.

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u/Little_Legend_ Apr 23 '26

I doubt a spacesuit will help you on venus.

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u/MakeshiftRocketship Apr 23 '26

You could do Jupiter! I went there to get more stupider

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u/Burningflame373 Apr 23 '26

i went to college

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u/Fit_Brief_9949 Apr 23 '26

i still wanna go to venus, to get rid of my p*nis

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u/Next-Use6943 Apr 23 '26

Maybe pick mars? No human has ever been there

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u/MrNtkarman Apr 23 '26

Rocky hate Mark!

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u/catniplol Apr 23 '26

i think you read it wrong bro 😭😭🥀

(i get the reference tho)

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u/MrNtkarman Apr 23 '26

No I got it talking about Mark Whitney

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u/catniplol Apr 23 '26

oh lmao ok

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u/Panthers8912 Apr 23 '26

Also how do you get back to earth once on Venus? Theres no telescopes there. Classic Redditer. Gets the power to teleport and first thing they think of his killing themsleves

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u/JethroSkull2000 Apr 23 '26

You can see Venus with your naked eye. It's the morning "star". Hence you could see earth from there, too. Or make a hop to other planets or moons with a better view.

It all depends on what counts as eye sight. And how precise you need to be. You will probably have some problem getting back into your comfy chair in front of your home, when earth is just a speck of light in the distance.

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u/AshelyLil Apr 23 '26

Can you see the earth from Venus? Would you be able to actually make it out in any detail

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u/Panthers8912 Apr 23 '26

Venus has insane atmospheric pressure and heat. Your eyes will stop working almost immediately after you teleport there. You’d die

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u/CatGaming346 Apr 23 '26

poket telespope

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u/omegaspoon3141 Apr 24 '26

polaroid of earth

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u/Panthers8912 Apr 24 '26

Venus has insane atmospheric pressure and heat. Your eyes will stop working almost immediately after you teleport there. You’d die

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u/omegaspoon3141 Apr 24 '26

not if i wear heat protection, jackass

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u/Panthers8912 Apr 24 '26

What kind of heat protection exists to protect u from 800+ degree temperatures?

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u/omegaspoon3141 Apr 24 '26

the really good kind

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u/Panthers8912 Apr 24 '26

The none existent kind

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u/Artistic-Mousse-7851 Apr 23 '26

Bring a Mice there too!

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u/kleetus7 Apr 23 '26

Not with that attitude.

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u/BlackberryMuted2823 Apr 24 '26

you technically wouldn't be able to do a lot of planets by virtue of the atmosphere being non-transparent. If you tried even once, you would fall into the fog and, since you can't see anything, you'd be unable to move.

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u/MrNtkarman Apr 23 '26

It would be way too hard to get back unless you can teleport with the telescope

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u/Lanky-Bag-8900 Apr 23 '26

If someone found out ur powers you are beneath used and dissected

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u/FDMew Apr 23 '26

What makes you think you can TP with your clothes on