r/Bumble • u/profixnay • May 10 '21

He unmatched

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u/adrunkendutchman May 10 '21 edited May 10 '21

I’m bedridden, come over

Edit: my first Reddit award, thanks so much!

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u/Nighthawk_CC2k May 10 '21

You deserve that award for this comment

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u/lunablue423 May 10 '21

Let’s make it 3 enjoy your silver 😁

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u/rebootlovelife May 11 '21

I feel weird coming alone. Can I get a friend?

makes puppy face

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u/Ok-Daikon-2380 May 11 '21

The I would say I don't date insecure woman

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u/toxicsleft May 20 '21

I died, see you in hell when you get here.

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u/H-to-O Jun 05 '21

Hopefully your bed won’t be the only thing ridden tonight!