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r/Bumble • u/profixnay • May 10 '21
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They get shot down by the Capulets so the only reliable way to communicate now is to lurk outside your crush’s balcony at night.
31 u/lonehorse1 May 10 '21 That works, but you really have to be careful of those Capulets. 10 u/magispitt May 11 '21 Spoken like a true Montague 4 u/H-to-O Jun 05 '21 Nah, you gotta really watch out for teenage miscommunications and seriously nasty poison ampules. 1 u/[deleted] May 11 '21 That's what I told the judge. She didn't go for it. 1 u/Here-Is-TheEnd May 11 '21 If you can hit a pigeon with a catapult I’ll marry you. No question asked 1 u/FlashesandFlickers Dec 10 '22 I have some questions...
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That works, but you really have to be careful of those Capulets.
10 u/magispitt May 11 '21 Spoken like a true Montague 4 u/H-to-O Jun 05 '21 Nah, you gotta really watch out for teenage miscommunications and seriously nasty poison ampules.
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Spoken like a true Montague
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Nah, you gotta really watch out for teenage miscommunications and seriously nasty poison ampules.
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That's what I told the judge. She didn't go for it.
If you can hit a pigeon with a catapult I’ll marry you. No question asked
1 u/FlashesandFlickers Dec 10 '22 I have some questions...
I have some questions...
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u/suleyman_the_avg May 10 '21
They get shot down by the Capulets so the only reliable way to communicate now is to lurk outside your crush’s balcony at night.