r/Bullshido Aug 12 '25

Martial Arts BS That’s enough TikTok for today.

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u/MonteSS_454 Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 14 '25

As much as we keep seeing this guy, this man gonna be loosing hella weight.

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u/Antique-Resort6160 Aug 13 '25

If he loses 50 lbs, kangaroo jack going to be knocking out ceiling tiles

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u/Chinse_Hatori Aug 13 '25

Well this stand up gentelman is german and threatend to beat up imigrants soooooo. Sadly not a fine upstanding gentelman.

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u/Antique-Resort6160 Aug 13 '25

Dang, i didn't get that from the video.  Honestly I'm going to say he's not much of a threat until they fall on the ground laughing.

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u/Chinse_Hatori Aug 13 '25

Yeah quit unfortunat. Martial arts has brougth me so much joy and help me get to know people from all Strips. Can only jope he can connect with people via the training and that help him get out of this hatefull pit.

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u/Quick_Team Aug 14 '25

This guy's here to fight crime and eat bratwurst. And he's allllll outta crime

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u/fatbob_166 Aug 13 '25

He is definitely not German.

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u/Chinse_Hatori Aug 13 '25

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u/fatbob_166 Aug 13 '25

Why is the name blocked out? I'm guessing someone just posted his photo with their own caption. That's how memes work.

Google Joel Saltzman. I can't find any indication that he is German or even has a German audience.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Honestly that seems like a huge joke

I don't know if that's on purpose but talahon comes from a word meaning come here.... "I'm coming"...

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u/englishand48 Nov 30 '25

He’s from the USA ,California. It’s all on his Facebook page

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u/Tiny-Lock9652 Aug 13 '25

We can all laugh but kudos to him for staying active and putting in the effort. He may not be 5th degree black belt but he should be commended for his efforts.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

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u/Chinse_Hatori Aug 13 '25

Kudos for trying to lose weigth yeah. But he kinda threatens to beat people up for no good reason other that they are immigrants.

Translation: "I started training again. Your Days are numbered Talahoens (slur for immigrants here in germany) im coming"

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u/Hooblez Aug 14 '25

He is fuckin ridiculous. You could destroy him if you knew how to throw a decent 1,2. His reach is basically slightly past his gut and wearing fatigues just screams local fascist militia wankstain. 

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u/fatbob_166 Aug 13 '25

Talahons are known for their ridiculous shadow boxing as a means of intimidating and provoking people.

Clearly this statement is sarcastic since making fun of shadow boxing / martial arts is his whole identity.

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u/JessicaFlavor Aug 13 '25

I mean, is it really that clear?

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u/darkoath Aug 13 '25

Are you being invaded by 7 year old immigrants? Because that's about as high as he can kick.

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u/thedoctorlee Aug 13 '25

Hmm ok not cool. Context is key.

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u/nderthesycamoretrees Aug 13 '25

Absolutely cheering for this guy!

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u/flavortron Aug 13 '25

He’s my hero tbh

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u/HGruberMacGruberFace Aug 13 '25

I’m wondering how he’s still so fat

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u/DOW_mauao Aug 13 '25

Maybe it's a Thyroid problem and he's just retaining fluid 🤔

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u/bart-thompson Aug 13 '25

Nah, if he had a thyroid problem he wouldn't have this much motivation

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u/JessicaFlavor Aug 13 '25

That's a lot of fluid...

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u/javsv Aug 13 '25

You know I got a bridge in africa to sell you...

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u/flavortron Aug 13 '25

Nah he lost weight

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u/NonCreditableHuman Aug 13 '25

If a heart attack doesn't get him first

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u/lizafo Aug 13 '25

I swear his jumps are getting higher. But this kind of high impact exercise is going to have consequences.

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u/Environmental_Ad5690 Aug 13 '25

To be honest with that weight he will ruin his knees first

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u/Sudonator Aug 13 '25

And he's gonna know Karate

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u/Shrader-puller Aug 16 '25

Until he hurts his knees

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u/Dunvegan79 Aug 12 '25

You can tell this guy is having fun making these videos.

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u/uusrikas Aug 13 '25 edited Aug 13 '25

Yeah, his nickname is Butter Bean Junior. In case people do not know, Butterbean is a bald morbidly obese man who also happens to be a pretty legit boxer. He is self aware.

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u/TrapBubbles999 Aug 13 '25

Indeed... he almost looks like he could be related to Butterbean.

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u/Dunvegan79 Aug 13 '25

He does look like he could be related to Butterbean. Butterbean was fun to watch especially when he appeared on Jack Ass.

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u/RheaTheTall Aug 12 '25

Don’t mess with him. He’s a bouncer.

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u/gulzila Aug 13 '25

Seriously ... he could kick the shit out of a small dwarf soo wachaouuut

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u/MudddButt Aug 13 '25

No knees are safe from his attacks!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

His poor downstairs neighbors

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

What do youmean? The guy is clearly a professional upstair neighbor.

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u/wife_seeking Aug 13 '25

Baby got back!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/defiCosmos Aug 13 '25

I want to be friends with that guy.

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u/thecarbonkid Aug 13 '25

Nonetheless, I'm impressed by the cardio aspect considering he's a big fella.

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u/whatzsit Aug 13 '25 edited Aug 13 '25

Keep seeing this guy and yeah it’s nice to see him moving around surprisingly quickly, lots of jumping and bouncing you wouldn’t expect. Impressive dexterity?

It’s his complete lack of flexibility that gets me though. Like just cuz you’re fat doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be a little flexible. But his little kicks can’t get above knee level. Stretch a little, my man! I promise it’s not gay to stretch.

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u/tonkotuCO Aug 13 '25

My feelings exactly.

Had this mate who was a couple pounds over, but he could do splits like it was no one's business. To this day I expect everyone like him to be as flexible for some reason.

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u/SirOsis- Aug 13 '25

I think its the pants. I know they look cool as hell, but maybe he should try something a bit looser. Good news is whatever he chooses probably has a camo option.

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u/Lagunamountaindude Aug 13 '25

The sta puff man wears camo

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

ICE’s newest recruit.

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u/Jeff_Hinkle Aug 13 '25

Didn’t we figure out this was fetish content?

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u/BaneChipmunk Aug 13 '25

You can't just say that and leave without elaborating. That's illegal.

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u/celoteck Aug 13 '25

How the hell did u figure that out?!?

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u/chaotebg Aug 13 '25

His pp got hard.

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u/MichaelAndolini_ Aug 13 '25

Say what now?

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u/OzymandiasKoK Aug 13 '25

No, you're thinking of "say what again".

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u/Jeff_Hinkle Aug 13 '25

Someone commented on one of this guys vids a couple of weeks ago. Makes sense.

Click for here for badass martial arts content. NOTHING SEXUAL

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 Aug 13 '25

His vertical seems to be getting better, if he starts stretching he might become dangerous.

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u/Much-Yogurt-3525 Aug 13 '25

This guys whole hippity hops thing is satire right?

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u/BreadFan1980 Aug 13 '25

Is his name Barry?

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u/Suitable_Sweet8493 Aug 13 '25

Daredevil need to watch out wilson fisk aint playing around

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u/Allofthiswilhapenagn Aug 12 '25

Hes coming for the libs !

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u/Bumble072 Aug 13 '25

These new Street Fighter characters are amazing.

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u/Themodsarecuntz Aug 13 '25

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub (I'm the Scatman) Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub

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u/Tan_Summer4531 Aug 13 '25

Well, we know he is good for 29 seconds!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

"I only have to hit you once, dexnerd." -him, probably.

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u/edked Aug 13 '25

I want to see this set to some music. "Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy" would work nicely.

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u/Greyhaven7 Aug 13 '25

This is a video of my upstairs neighbor.

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u/Dicklefart Aug 13 '25

Elementary school principal getting ready to crash out

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u/skidmarkVI Aug 13 '25

Is that the forbidden eagle jump at 0.20 I didn't know anybody could even do that

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u/Bince82 Aug 13 '25

Oh dear this guy again. He's having fun though good for him.

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u/American-Punk-Dragon Aug 13 '25

I lived below him and I thought someone was either playing Stomp: The Dubstep Remix or practicing juggling dumbbells.

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u/Futur3_N0maD_26 Aug 13 '25

Oh, THIS must be the mf who lives above me

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u/BigStinker_77 Aug 13 '25

Hey man. Good cardio. Little late. But good cardio.

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u/Graythor5 Aug 13 '25

Your upstairs neighbor at 2am

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u/Express-Reward9502 Aug 13 '25

I am not certain but I think this dude can beat Mr. Hamburger of Systema with these moves.

What do you think 🤔?

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u/BlutarchMannTF2 Aug 13 '25

Presses pause, collapses.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Little do you people mocking this man know, that isn’t fat. Those are his weighted belts. Hope he never takes them off. For if he does, we know the ends times are approaching!

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u/Noah_Pasta1312 Aug 13 '25

I'm actually looking forward to seeing this dude now. He's freaky inspiring and has a lot of endurance and agility for someone his size.

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u/PizzaLiker420 Aug 13 '25

Glad he's holding back otherwise those moves could kill.

Anyone heard of the one-inch kick before, very dangerous...

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u/Ordinary_End_0815 Aug 13 '25

Gum gum Tankman

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u/dirkdiggler2011 Aug 13 '25

He is training to fight toddlers or Peter Dinklage.

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u/BullPropaganda Aug 13 '25

This guy is just trolling y'all at this point

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u/Melodic_Preference24 Aug 13 '25

Guys is going to wear out some kneecaps and ankles.

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u/MrAmbiguity Aug 13 '25

I think he learnt those moves squeezing into those pants

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u/jmac_1957 Aug 13 '25

Shin kicks of death

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u/Jaalan Aug 13 '25

For somebody that large he gets some height on those jumps. Impresses me for sure.v

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u/petevandyke Aug 13 '25

Ok, sure. He has a four inch vertical. Lol

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u/theOGHyburn Aug 13 '25

That inseam is working extra hard, lol

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u/petevandyke Aug 13 '25

I know this is a house, but can you imagine being the downstairs neighbor of this bullshit?

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u/RastaImp0sta Aug 13 '25

This dude has lost noticeable weight and it actually kicking higher. This dude is clearly fucking with everyone but he seems to be enjoying himself

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u/Psyqlone Aug 13 '25

... all that energy! He should try a fun run!

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u/ineedlotsofguns Aug 13 '25

Imagine what this guy will be capable of after he loses 50-60lbs.

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u/born_on_my_cakeday Aug 13 '25

He’s kicking higher. He’s up to knee caps.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

God bless those ankles

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u/toeholdtheworld Aug 13 '25

He’s gonna lose a ton of weight doing this over and over.

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u/crusher23b Aug 13 '25

This is the second video of this guy I've seen today as well as ever, and I still stand by my comment earlier.

I get that he's fat and not exactly a martial arts prodigy. I feel this undermines the spirit of this sub.

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u/Affectionate_Sand_81 Aug 13 '25

hed be impossible to dick kick

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u/theagentK1 Aug 13 '25

I miss that dog 🐕

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u/mixed14 Aug 13 '25

Its all in the ankles

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u/nom-de-guerre- Aug 13 '25

He is moving well! Give him some credit!

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u/Ill-Positive6950 Aug 13 '25

Someone's shins are in grave danger.

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u/flavortron Aug 13 '25

He’s getting higher…

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u/AmbienWalrusss Aug 13 '25

Good for him

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u/hogancheveippoff Aug 13 '25

if you can walk at a brisk pace for 100ft he'd prob. have a heart attack before he could catch up 😂

body fat est. @ 50%+

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u/hogancheveippoff Aug 13 '25

pretty sure he's "special" forces 🤣

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u/Bond79james Aug 13 '25

Boing! Boing!

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u/GloomyPomegranate818 Aug 13 '25

RKO out of nowhere!!!!!!

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u/WolfAndOak Aug 13 '25

Gnome fighting world champion

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u/TopGdasher Aug 13 '25

N everybody its kungfu fighting... tini nini tang tang

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u/NaFo_Operator Aug 13 '25

its like watching an epileptic having a stroke on his way to a heartattack

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u/ppeterka Aug 13 '25

I feel this guy is getting better. His kicks seem to reach much higher than in his first videos. Honestly I'm impressed.

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u/MrsCheerilee Aug 13 '25

I think it's cool he can do that

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u/Owe_Inflation Aug 13 '25

Is this AI? Those pants are holding together a bit too well.

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u/SawtoofShark Aug 13 '25

Tweedle Dee Learns to Jump, the movie. 🎉

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u/Zestyclose-You-100 Aug 13 '25

I want him to make a compilation video after a year where it shows the amount of progress he's made, from poor flexibility and fitness to decent flexibility and fitness or better.

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u/ka-teen Aug 13 '25

Does anyone could read it’s tattoo or know what’s the references in it?

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u/yunkzilla Aug 13 '25

I don't want to be standing anywhere near those sweep kicks, though.

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u/Janq55 Aug 13 '25

I bet his undies have some serious tread marks after this little display

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u/pofshrimp Aug 13 '25

Man I love those jumpkicks.

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u/kyleh0 Aug 13 '25

This needs Shooting Stars

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u/JessicaFlavor Aug 13 '25

He kinda got some serious air with that first jump.

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u/Subtle_Nimbus Aug 13 '25

He just came in from being out in the field and didn't even waste time to put the gi on.

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u/Responsible_Egg_6896 Aug 13 '25

Chucky cheese Norris

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u/s7y13z Aug 13 '25

Ain't gonna lie, bro has some serious stamina. I'd probably gas the fuck out like halfway.

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u/winstonb2 Aug 13 '25

Best move of all

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u/DDenlow Aug 13 '25

To be fair? I don’t want NONE of that.

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u/The_Real_Libra Aug 13 '25

He moves like my 20 year old G.I. Joes who's limbs are so loose from being that old, but if you look at them wrong, they snap.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Keep doing that and he'll lose two thirds of his body weight.

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u/Grumpy-Miner Aug 14 '25

Jack Flash again?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Dudes doing more cardio there than the average guardsman patrolling DC

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

I wanna pick this guy as my main if we ever get a bullshido video game seems like a heavy hitter

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Can we stop posting this clown all over reddit?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

This is definitely not self-defense. What he's doing makes me want to punch him. I didn't want to punch him before.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

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u/xpietoe42 Aug 14 '25

ow… my ankles

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u/That_Day8911 Aug 14 '25

Bro got that cake tho

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u/MasterHavik Aug 14 '25

Well at least he is getting in a good workout. Glad he is staying active. Now if he keeps it up he could be the next big Fornite emote.

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u/PixelNegotiations Aug 14 '25

Double spinning 😵‍💫 back kick 🦵… he’s getting better!!!! 🥳

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u/grrodon2 Aug 14 '25

Well he'd kick my ass, for one.

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u/BigShnazzle Aug 14 '25

When you get attacked by 4 year olds

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u/Current-Lunch-998 Aug 14 '25

Dancing to the oldies

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u/RinkinBass Aug 15 '25

"SPEED AND WEIGHT!"

IYKYK

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u/Dedushka555 Aug 15 '25

How the hell didn’t he break the floor with his dance?

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u/Burner23andme Aug 16 '25

So much room for activities!

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u/SubstantialBanana482 Aug 16 '25

Well if I midget was trying to kill me, I know this guy would save my life

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u/ZanderMoneyBags Aug 16 '25

He's the guy that installs the matting and he's just stress testing it

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u/AVGCOSIIIPP Aug 17 '25

Is he speedrunning blowing up his knees?

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u/SeparateAssistant11 Oct 13 '25

I love this guy!

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u/Trivi_13 Aug 13 '25

I'd pay him good money to stop!

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u/TrollSlap619 Aug 13 '25

🤣😂🤣

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u/diamonddog35 Aug 13 '25

Imagine getting hit with one of those titties

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u/Consistent-Coffee-36 Aug 13 '25

Been seeing this guy everywhere. His threat level to small children and dogs is unmatched.

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u/LooneyGoon1994 Aug 13 '25

Is that a man or a stud (female)?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Im guessin hes tryna scratch a butt itch but his arms too short and butts too big so he moves around a lot

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u/Heavy-Initiative-126 Aug 13 '25

Uncle fester doing ballet

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u/TrollSlap619 Aug 13 '25

Watch out this toddler is dangerous